1 Night Stand Rules...
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Absolutely NO evidence left behind. It's like you weren't even there.
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obviously there's a decorum that needs to be followed for a one night stand.? make ? to difficult with ? "game and rules"
? the ?
get her number if you think you may want to smash in the future if not don't
Leave
rarely is it this simple. you just waitin to be got. never trust these hoes. all it takes is one bad experience, then you'll understand, keep/start ? ...
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look pimpmvp all im sayin is, Kat said she AGREED with you...that alone should tell you that you may need to re consider your position.
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There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.
Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a ? livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that ? in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink ? she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.
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I used to steal her ? after she fell asleep. Now my daughters mom steals my paychecks.
Damn, karma -
There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.
Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a ? livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that ? in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink ? she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.
I do that ? everywhere LOL. It's become a habit.
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There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.
Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a ? livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that ? in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink ? she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.
I do that ? everywhere LOL. It's become a habit.
On my momma that saved my life before. -
There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.
Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a ? livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that ? in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink ? she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.
My ? !!!!! Yo, pretty much everything bolded was told to me by my father and my brother, straight up. Every single ? one. I never forgot that pants rules, no sleep rule and especially...ESPECIALLY...the sealed drinks. I heard it in a verse in a track and I heard it from my brother
"Do smoke on the blunt if the weed is rolled already"
? just dropped that real ? right there yo...
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its a one nite stand..? and get up go home.
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There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.
Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a ? livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that ? in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink ? she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.
My ? !!!!! Yo, pretty much everything bolded was told to me by my father and my brother, straight up. Every single ? one. I never forgot that pants rules, no sleep rule and especially...ESPECIALLY...the sealed drinks. I heard it in a verse in a track and I heard it from my brother
"Do smoke on the blunt if the weed is rolled already"
? just dropped that real ? right there yo...
Bruh, when I was still out there like that, I didn't even want a ? textin around me, and when you go to the bathroom, i'm readin that ? . Who you textin at 4 am? ? use ? set ? up because they know we gonna be weary of they ? , no no not me homie. You not rockin me to sleep. That thirst will get you stripped in a way that you don't to be. -
There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.
Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a ? livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that ? in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink ? she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.
My ? !!!!! Yo, pretty much everything bolded was told to me by my father and my brother, straight up. Every single ? one. I never forgot that pants rules, no sleep rule and especially...ESPECIALLY...the sealed drinks. I heard it in a verse in a track and I heard it from my brother
"Do smoke on the blunt if the weed is rolled already"
? just dropped that real ? right there yo...
Bruh, when I was still out there like that, I didn't even want a ? textin around me, and when you go to the bathroom, i'm readin that ? . Who you textin at 4 am? ? use ? set ? up because they know we gonna be weary of they ? , no no not me homie. You not rockin me to sleep. That thirst will get you stripped in a way that you don't to be.
@bolded
all the time my dude...they do that ? all the time like clockwork
? ? comin out there tims n ? ...
MOF, this chick was tellin me how her man would tell her to bring a dude home and let him ? . When she did, her dude would sneak in and beat the ? out of the dude, then would ? the ? out of her on some freaky ? . That was their game that they played. Smh...gotta watch yourself out here. Evil lurks looking for a snoozer
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@ Dr.Chemix
Some ? outchea aint seen the game in its rawest form. They dont understand that everything has a set of rules and regulations and a one night stand is no exception. Its a jungle outchea and women are sheisty. ? forget that this aint the 80's-90's...these days Bonnie would plot on ur ass her damn self without Clyde assisting her. ? better take notes or else it would be too late when you right in the middle of the situation.
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Tommy_Milfhitta wrote: »@ Dr.Chemix
Some ? outchea aint seen the game in its rawest form. They dont understand that everything has a set of rules and regulations and a one night stand is no exception. Its a jungle outchea and women are sheisty. ? forget that this aint the 80's-90's...these days Bonnie would plot on ur ass her damn self without Clyde assisting her. ? better take notes or else it would be too late when you right in the middle of the situation.
lol that gif speaks truth! Hell yea doe...never seen that ? . Only going off what some other ? said, who himself haven't even seen the raw game. So the fuckery ensues. Lol but they can keep the act up on the IC if they want, when they got out in that real world, they betta hope no wolves or lionesses preying on em. A fodder is simply that, a fodder. lowest on the food chain.
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lmfao @ this thread,& at these post Vietnam Gulf War ass ? ,
tip# 52- if u walked in thru the door, leave thru the window.
tip# 32- if she's white, wear under size gloves.
tip# 25- ? back word facing the wall, ? at a 32 degree angle, to avoid leaving a mess
lmao but on the real, i like some of these tho. these hoes is skandalous, u might neva kno.
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*bump*
So I can laugh at more of you ? and these CIA rules -
I know a couple dudes who got set up for the okie doke. But they were some flashy ? ...always popping bottles w/the absurd amounts of jewelry on. I ain't a hater, but sometimes that ? makes u mark. 1 ? was a d-boy...got em for all his ? ...work included.
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The only rule is to get her to the house.m
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........smh@ all these rules ? is a 1 night stand............u meet that person for the first time at the bar or w/e and have sex with them somewhere then go about your biz thats it........theres no call them again to hook up again some other time our it wouldnt be a 1 night stand
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........smh@ all these rules ? is a 1 night stand............u meet that person for the first time at the bar or w/e and have sex with them somewhere then go about your biz thats it........theres no call them again to hook up again some other time our it wouldnt be a 1 night stand
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........smh@ all these rules ? is a 1 night stand............u meet that person for the first time at the bar or w/e and have sex with them somewhere then go about your biz thats it........theres no call them again to hook up again some other time our it wouldnt be a 1 night stand
Puttin rules into play depends on circumstance. For instance, most of that ? don't apply to college chicks, but there are some crazy situations for you out there and i've never believed in being careless, so I'm not careless.
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I never had a one night stand. I count on my fingers how many sexual interactions I had in my lifetime. I'm really not into sexing a bunch of ppl or one night stands.
if I had sex with someone, you think I would parade on the net saying I didnt?
I never had sex with nas or lil wayne....need I say anymore names?
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nah the only real rules should be the sleep part, condoms flushing and Visual STD check
the sleep part is KILLER
if you're going to sleep in that ? ...wake the ? up first! -
basically just try to be elusive as possible....a lot of times i didnt even use real names....and i prefer motels over anyones crib....you never know what u may be walking into....
i did fall asleep wit a one nighter b4 smh.....nothing happened i just felt like a loser when i woke up and realized what was goin on.... -
MOF, this chick was tellin me how her man would tell her to bring a dude home and let him ? . When she did, her dude would sneak in and beat the ? out of the dude, then would ? the ? out of her on some freaky ? . =
Sick.
