Things I love about being a female.

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  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
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    Lil Loca wrote: »
    Oh, yeah, and we never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

    Nope but men thank ya'll for the many ? adjustments during the day and the seeming inability of most women to even mention their ? w/o grabbing them
  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    -knowing that for the most part the world revolves around us, so we call the shots

    -getting in free every damn where, never having paid for a drink in my life

    -getting my hair done all fancy

    -having all kinds of fashion and shoes, men barely have anything

    -never having to mow the lawn in the summer time

    They actually have made that ? illegal in a few states lol
  • Britt_J
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    blackrain wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    -knowing that for the most part the world revolves around us, so we call the shots

    -getting in free every damn where, never having paid for a drink in my life

    -getting my hair done all fancy

    -having all kinds of fashion and shoes, men barely have anything

    -never having to mow the lawn in the summer time

    They actually have made that ? illegal in a few states lol

    Blasphemy!
  • J-GUTTA
    J-GUTTA Members Posts: 9,107 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Britt_J wrote: »
    I think you ladies just about covered everything..

    Oh, we get to wear cute ?

    I get to wear cute ? too

    :)

    I really eliminated the word N!gga from from vocab many years ago but n!gga what the ? yo
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    J-GUTTA wrote: »
    Britt_J wrote: »
    I think you ladies just about covered everything..

    Oh, we get to wear cute ?

    I get to wear cute ? too

    :)

    I really eliminated the word N!gga from from vocab many years ago but n!gga what the ? yo

    @blak You never go full simp!
  • haute
    haute Members Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I love being able to do cutesy dumb ? and NO ONE says a gotdamn thing

    I remember while getting my undergrad we had this study group which I publically named the glitter kittens

    Mind you I was the only girl

    I ony did that because I could not because I cared

    Idk why mofos let me act up all the damn time

  • deadeye
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    blackrain wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    -knowing that for the most part the world revolves around us, so we call the shots

    -getting in free every damn where, never having paid for a drink in my life

    -getting my hair done all fancy

    -having all kinds of fashion and shoes, men barely have anything

    -never having to mow the lawn in the summer time

    They actually have made that ? illegal in a few states lol

    Makes sense.

    It's discrimination.

  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
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    blackrain wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    -knowing that for the most part the world revolves around us, so we call the shots

    -getting in free every damn where, never having paid for a drink in my life

    -getting my hair done all fancy

    -having all kinds of fashion and shoes, men barely have anything

    -never having to mow the lawn in the summer time

    They actually have made that ? illegal in a few states lol

    Lol well it is a form of discrimination to have free ladies nights repeatedly and never offer a discount to the men who also frequent clubs/bars etc. so it makes sense, I just didn't think anyone would ever actually challenge it lol
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    I get to be a mom to the best kid in the world

    Being able to own a million tubes of lipgloss or shoes or bags and it seem normal also getting to wear all of the different lipgloss , shoes, and bags

    Having hot pink nails

    getting out of tickets by being friendly and sometimes showing a little ?

    that it's ok to cry at sappy things on TV/Movies ... also the ability to cry on demand if needed

    knowing how far a smile and a hello can get you almost anywhere

    how a touch and a certain look can drive my man into straight sex mode at anytime

    that Victoria Secret and Sephora are my happy places

    Getting to spend girlfriend time with my girls on a standing weekly happy hour

    Being able to apply glitter to any outfit or situation and no one even question it

  • DarcSkies
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    blackrain wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    -knowing that for the most part the world revolves around us, so we call the shots

    -getting in free every damn where, never having paid for a drink in my life

    -getting my hair done all fancy

    -having all kinds of fashion and shoes, men barely have anything

    -never having to mow the lawn in the summer time

    They actually have made that ? illegal in a few states lol

    Thats funny but I dont know why guys ? about that. THats how they get more females to come. Why are dudes ? about MORE females at a spot. It's usually like 100 dudes flocking to a place to get 65 females.
  • blackrain
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    haute wrote: »
    I love being able to do cutesy dumb ? and NO ONE says a gotdamn thing

    I remember while getting my undergrad we had this study group which I publically named the glitter kittens

    Mind you I was the only girl

    I ony did that because I could not because I cared

    Idk why mofos let me act up all the damn time


    I hate seeing dudes let females get away with ? like...i've been called rude and an ? by many females for calling out this ? behavior lol
  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
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    Darxwell wrote: »
    blackrain wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    -knowing that for the most part the world revolves around us, so we call the shots

    -getting in free every damn where, never having paid for a drink in my life

    -getting my hair done all fancy

    -having all kinds of fashion and shoes, men barely have anything

    -never having to mow the lawn in the summer time

    They actually have made that ? illegal in a few states lol

    Thats funny but I dont know why guys ? about that. THats how they get more females to come. Why are dudes ? about MORE females at a spot. It's usually like 100 dudes flocking to a place to get 65 females.

    Lol from what I remember about it I think the fuss was really over how much more they were charging guys to get in places on nights when they lowered price for women or made it free.
  • sully
    sully Members, Writer Posts: 4,955 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    What about:

    Chlamydia trachomatis
    Herpes Simplex Virus-1
    Herpes Simplex Virus-2
    Gardnarella vaginalis
    Staphylococcus saprophyticus
    Neisseria gonorrhoeae
    Haemophilus ducreyi

    + UTI's

    That ? sucks being female. Especially Gardnarella vaginalis. It makes your ? smell like rotting fish. lol.
  • dallas' 4 eva
    dallas' 4 eva Members Posts: 11,216 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    yeah cuz men can't get gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes, hpv, etc, okay, if you say so

    It's still harder for a man to contract those diseases than a woman though. :-??
  • Tommy bilfiger
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    I've witnessed it 1st hand attractive females don't get speeding tickets if they get pulled over either

    I got mad moving violations on my record.Chicks don't have to deal wit this ? unless they're popped

  • SixSickSins
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    caddo man wrote: »

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    MissK wrote: »
    Now this is some stuff here:

    hellokittyhouse.jpg
    Hello-Kitty-House-in-Shanghai-2.jpg

    iJizzed. I have so much HK merch, lol.

    To answer the thread:
    Having feminine curves
    Cute clothes/accessories
  • MissK
    MissK Members Posts: 4,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    caddo man wrote: »

    hello_kitty_love_hotel_1.jpg
    MissK wrote: »
    Now this is some stuff here:

    hellokittyhouse.jpg
    Hello-Kitty-House-in-Shanghai-2.jpg

    iJizzed. I have so much HK merch, lol.

    To answer the thread:
    Having feminine curves
    Cute clothes/accessories

    I died.

    how u doin my crazy chica :)
  • Copper
    Copper Members Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yall should be grateful for never having to feel the pressure of approaching the opp. sex and contemplating possible rejection..
  • JDSTAYWITIT
    JDSTAYWITIT Members Posts: 12,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2012
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    ? , how could i forget, we can ? without making a huge mess

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZ_lUZxOc-bpLhwY-x0yeLhAT5kWSW4mxmWyrjz6dNkN-Sj6MK&t=1

    Touché.
  • MsSouthern
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    Covet wrote: »
    i enjoy being a female because i can sit and hold my ? all the time. really i do this, and i've heard i'm not the only chick that does this.

    I do that when I'm driving sometimes lol
  • HafBayked
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    ^GOAT

    i love white women lmao......im so intrigued at the three of you just randomly playing with them tiddays....

  • DarthRozay
    DarthRozay Members Posts: 20,570 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2012
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    lol @ambitiousone cosigning these females' posts. you need your own "things I love about being a ? " thread
  • LUClEN
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    By all logic ? should be a turn off... they're just lumps of fat that sit on the chest
    fat is gross so you'd think ? are but nope.. somehow they beat the equation
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  • Copper
    Copper Members Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    so yall just randomlly play with yalls tiddays while yall chill ??

    if we were in the same room it would be on
  • Copper
    Copper Members Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ive always been partial to fondling tiddays ...