WHAT IS THE "FRESHNESS FACTOR" WHEN DECIDING TO PERFORM ORAL SEX?

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MARIO_DRO
MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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LAIDES, IF YOU MAN WORKS A NORMAL 9-5 (OFFICE WORK) AND COMES HOME AND WANTS SOME HEAD. DOES HE HAVE TO SHOWER OR WASH HIS ? OFF 1ST OR ARE U STRAIGHT HAN'DLIN YO BIZZ?

FELLAS, SAME FOR YOU. DOES YOUR CHICK HAVE TO FRESHEN UP AFTER A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME BEFORE YOU GO DOWN ON HER?

I WAS TALKING TO THE THIS CHICK AND SHE TOLD ME THAT ONE OF HER FEMALE FRIENDS SUCKS HER MAN'S ? WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM PLAYIN BASKETBALL, WITHOUT SHOWERING....
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  • Meta_Conscious
    Meta_Conscious Members Posts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lol...
    when I was in undergrad, my shorty used to bless the kid when I got back from hooping... ? was GOATNESS! GOATNESS ? !
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Legend in Two Sports Posts: 8,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Gotta be fresh out the water in order for me to lick the ? if that lucky, i've only ate ? 8-9 times in my entire life.....

    on the other hand don't let these women fool u, they love the aroma of a sweaty ? , something about it opens em up.....
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  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    IF I KNOW MY NUTTS AINT FRESH, I DONT EVEN WANT HEAD....BUT LIKE YOU SAID @BE$T_1, SOME CHICKS DGAF
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  • blacktux
    blacktux Members Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I dont mind a lil stank on that thang, after i start salivating and get it real wet there is no smell anyway.

    But im not eating that ? unless she fresh out the water, hell ill even help her clean it.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Legend in Two Sports Posts: 8,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    if she put my muggy summer day nuts in her mouth and get to slurpin so be it, i'll be damn if I stop her....

    these broads are open like walmart bruh, it be the finest ones doing the most too....
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  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ShiveDreadz wrote: »
    I dont mind a lil stank on that thang, after i start salivating and get it real wet there is no smell anyway.


    But im not eating that ? unless she fresh out the water, hell ill even help her clean it.

    NAW, IM GOOD ON "A LIL STANK"..? THAT!

    AND IM WITH U ON THAT FRESH OUT THE SHOWER FOR EATIN ASS...AFTER 5MINS OUT, YOU BETTER GO WASH YO ASS AGAIN!
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Some women like to feel nasty like that...and don't lie like that ? isn't a turn on.

    "She wants my ? in her mouth so bad she can't even wait!"

    I won't let him go down at all if I haven't showered since the AM or if I just got off my cycle...he does it anyway sometimes but I feel awkward.
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  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    if my nuts stank i dont want her down there she might ? on a ? cause i get pretty funky after a good workout
    *ye shrug*
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Legend in Two Sports Posts: 8,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    A1000MILES wrote: »
    ...I was gon post...But I see ? are openly talmbout eatin ass...I'm not bout that kinda existence...

    yea the ass eating movement is here to stay I see, ? talk about eatin ass like its ? these days LoL&SmH.....

    these pornos have ? society up......

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  • MARIO_DRO
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    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Some women like to feel nasty like that...and don't lie like that ? isn't a turn on.

    "She wants my ? in her mouth so bad she can't even wait!"

    I won't let him go down at all if I haven't showered since the AM or if I just got off my cycle...he does it anyway sometimes but I feel awkward.
    SO WHATTA ABOUT U? DOES HE HAVE TO SHOWER BEFORE YOU GOOBLE OR WHAT?
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  • blacktux
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    Man the ? is only like 2 inches from the ? ...

    You probably graced it unknowingly before in the dark ? , fresh out the shower it dont even have a taste.

    She gon like that ? alot though...have her cooing like a pigeon.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Legend in Two Sports Posts: 8,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Some women like to feel nasty like that...and don't lie like that ? isn't a turn on.

    "She wants my ? in her mouth so bad she can't even wait!"

    I won't let him go down at all if I haven't showered since the AM or if I just got off my cycle...he does it anyway sometimes but I feel awkward.

    I see u already know, which I already knew.....



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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Be$T_1 wrote: »
    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Some women like to feel nasty like that...and don't lie like that ? isn't a turn on.

    "She wants my ? in her mouth so bad she can't even wait!"

    I won't let him go down at all if I haven't showered since the AM or if I just got off my cycle...he does it anyway sometimes but I feel awkward.

    I see u already know, which I already knew.....



    lol..shawty you don't know me!



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  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ugh
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  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Be$T_1 wrote: »
    Be$T_1 wrote: »
    A1000MILES wrote: »
    ...I was gon post...But I see ? are openly talmbout eatin ass...I'm not bout that kinda existence...

    yea the ass eating movement is here to stay I see, ? talk about eatin ass like its ? these days LoL&SmH.....

    these pornos have ? society up......
    U GOTTA REALIZE DOE... IT WAS THE SAY WAS FOR ? BACK IN THE DAY.. NOW EATIN IS THE NORM...
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  • [Deleted User]
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    DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »
    Be$T_1 wrote: »
    Be$T_1 wrote: »
    A1000MILES wrote: »
    ...I was gon post...But I see ? are openly talmbout eatin ass...I'm not bout that kinda existence...

    yea the ass eating movement is here to stay I see, ? talk about eatin ass like its ? these days LoL&SmH.....

    these pornos have ? society up......
    U GOTTA REALIZE DOE... IT WAS THE SAY WAS FOR ? BACK IN THE DAY.. NOW EATIN IS THE NORM...

    yea yea, but the free online porno game has made turned ? into animals.......

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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Legend in Two Sports Posts: 8,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Be$T_1 wrote: »
    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Some women like to feel nasty like that...and don't lie like that ? isn't a turn on.

    "She wants my ? in her mouth so bad she can't even wait!"

    I won't let him go down at all if I haven't showered since the AM or if I just got off my cycle...he does it anyway sometimes but I feel awkward.

    I see u already know, which I already knew.....



    lol..shawty you don't know me!


    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Be$T_1 wrote: »
    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Some women like to feel nasty like that...and don't lie like that ? isn't a turn on.

    "She wants my ? in her mouth so bad she can't even wait!"

    I won't let him go down at all if I haven't showered since the AM or if I just got off my cycle...he does it anyway sometimes but I feel awkward.

    I see u already know, which I already knew.....



    lol..shawty you don't know me!



    True............ LoL

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  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
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    That ? gotta hop her ass in the shower before I eat... I knew this one shorty tho, she use to suck my ? right when I got in the house, and she prefered I not trim my ? , weirdest ? I ever ? with smh..
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Nothing wrong with ? hair.
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  • taeboo
    taeboo Members Posts: 4,669 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    He doesn't have to be fresh out the shower, but if I smell any hint of must, no head will be given...
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  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
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    Most shortys Ive come across prefer I trim my ? , but she REQUESTED hairy ? in her mouth smh... That was definitely a first lol
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  • Gooner
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    ? ? thread
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  • haute
    haute Members Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    meh sure

    im not dunking those ? in my mouth though


    salty ? are gross
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  • BigBallsNoWorries
    BigBallsNoWorries Members Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Threads like these are hilarious

    But nah that ? got to spirtually cleanse and exercise the demons from around that monkey

    B4 a ? put his Adonis lips there

    But if she want to treat the kid like a slurpee from 7/11 even

    After I sweated after putting in dem rounds in sparring

    Then her wish is my command lol
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