WHAT IS THE "FRESHNESS FACTOR" WHEN DECIDING TO PERFORM ORAL SEX?

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  • Cinco
    Cinco Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 5,097 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I hit that Gold bond powder (green canister) so nuts stay fresh and it can go down at any time. Unless I been doing somn crazy like hooping or cutting grass, I'm good to go.

    Not eating the box if she not fresh out.

    It's just different.
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  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    smh....i dont even want no head while im funky...who does that?....anyway, yeah u gotta freshen up b4 i go down too....it dont even have to be funky but its just gone be better for both of us if we're fresh....u been sittin around farting all day, ? a few times, might even sweated a bit....get yo ass in the tub
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  • Bawse D.Lox
    Bawse D.Lox Members Posts: 3,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    on an average women. hell yea she gotta hit the shower.

    but on women who have great hygiene with a green diet , then no. they don't really smell
    according to her posts @haute can vouch that, and @empress should to. especially @haute cause she allegedly fasts at times.

    when u fast/ eat a greener diet, and do a work out that requires a great deal of sweating. after a day or two, u can miss out on a shower or two, or three and really have no scent. even after u have a sweaty workout. u barley get a scent.
    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with ? hair.
    yes their is. it depends on how much we're talking. very low no problemo.
    but a bush yes. cause the bush traps the sweaty musk.

    #5a7ut3
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  • Meta_Conscious
    Meta_Conscious Members Posts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    front all y'all want... but ? is out here going ass to mouth on the reg...lol
    they giveth no ? ...
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  • dwade206
    dwade206 Members Posts: 11,558 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I usually shower before I get head to get the nut must off. Now if I eat my wife's butt, she must shower. As a matter of fact, after watching an episode of Dave's Old Porn last Saturday, I ate my wife's butt. Cheeks was glazed heavy. Also, if you put enough spit on the ? there is no smell.
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  • dwade206
    dwade206 Members Posts: 11,558 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ...you see, ? is moe impoetant than wawter
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  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Disgustin...
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  • skpjr78
    skpjr78 Members Posts: 7,311 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
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    i dont feel comfortable if my ? aint clean so i wouldnt want any head if my ? aint right. but there was this 1 internet ? i used to ? with. since she was the lowest level of ineternet ? i wanted 2 see just how ratchet the ? was. i had just gotten back from the gym and called the ? over. i purposely didnt wash my ? just to see if this dumb ? would still do the bidness. being the internet slore that she was she got on her knees whipped it out took a whiff made a slight face and went the ? in and didnt stop or come up for air until the deed was done. that was the last time i kicked it with that filthy ?
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  • HustleTree
    HustleTree Members Posts: 2,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Like Dro said ...If im not fresh i dont want anything...My chick has gotta be the cleanest creature ive encountered. We were out majority of the day once and she was looking so right all i wanted to do was eat it ...Got home and went straight in and shorty tasted like she was fresh out the shower. I swear im gonna marry that ?
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  • BelovedAfeni
    BelovedAfeni Members Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »
    LAIDES, IF YOU MAN WORKS A NORMAL 9-5 (OFFICE WORK) AND COMES HOME AND WANTS SOME HEAD. DOES HE HAVE TO SHOWER OR WASH HIS ? OFF 1ST OR ARE U STRAIGHT HAN'DLIN YO BIZZ?

    FELLAS, SAME FOR YOU. DOES YOUR CHICK HAVE TO FRESHEN UP AFTER A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME BEFORE YOU GO DOWN ON HER?

    I WAS TALKING TO THE THIS CHICK AND SHE TOLD ME THAT ONE OF HER FEMALE FRIENDS SUCKS HER MAN'S ? WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM PLAYIN BASKETBALL, WITHOUT SHOWERING....


    excuse my french but why was u talikng about this subject
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  • unspoken_respect
    unspoken_respect Members Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
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    A shower is mandatory. I don't want to eat from ? dishes.
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  • unspoken_respect
    unspoken_respect Members Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm not eating ass though. That's non negotiable. Just want to make that clear.
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  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    amenhotepiv wrote: »
    DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »
    LAIDES, IF YOU MAN WORKS A NORMAL 9-5 (OFFICE WORK) AND COMES HOME AND WANTS SOME HEAD. DOES HE HAVE TO SHOWER OR WASH HIS ? OFF 1ST OR ARE U STRAIGHT HAN'DLIN YO BIZZ?

    FELLAS, SAME FOR YOU. DOES YOUR CHICK HAVE TO FRESHEN UP AFTER A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME BEFORE YOU GO DOWN ON HER?

    I WAS TALKING TO THE THIS CHICK AND SHE TOLD ME THAT ONE OF HER FEMALE FRIENDS SUCKS HER MAN'S ? WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM PLAYIN BASKETBALL, WITHOUT SHOWERING....


    excuse my french but why was u talikng about this subject

    Cause DRO gives off that I'm one of the girls vibe...same reason we talk about my period in ? .

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    There doesnt necessarily need to be a shower, but that is the best time to perform cunninlingus after one.

    If its happening to me i dont care. if shes going for the belt she's getting everything that comes with it. Dont matter if i just got done running a mile or not.
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  • [Deleted User]
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    Bawse D.Lox wrote: »
    on an average women. hell yea she gotta hit the shower.

    but on women who have great hygiene with a green diet , then no. they don't really smell
    according to her posts @haute can vouch that, and @empress should to. especially @haute cause she allegedly fasts at times.

    when u fast/ eat a greener diet, and do a work out that requires a great deal of sweating. after a day or two, u can miss out on a shower or two, or three and really have no scent. even after u have a sweaty workout. u barley get a scent.
    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with ? hair.
    yes their is. it depends on how much we're talking. very low no problemo.
    but a bush yes. cause the bush traps the sweaty musk.

    #5a7ut3

    I do fast but not for hygiene purposes. I will say that there's generally no excuse for funky lady parts unless there's some sort of a problem. Yes, you're correct, hair in the region would hold sweat which causes funk if not well kept. Keeping moisture away is especially important for women so we should shower and/or change immediately after workouts and wear cotton only panties as the material allow for any moisture to be absorbed and released. Also we must refrain from douching. This can cause yeast infections and foul odor. Keeping the area airy is important, it's a big factor. As women we wear tight pants all day which actually is not advised. At the end of the day it's best for people in general to sleep without any undergarments on and nothing tight on for the night.

    I can say that a woman who properly maintains the outer area of her ? with a natural glycerine soap or an unscented feminine specific product should have absolutely no foul odor or taste. Really, it should taste like absolutely nothing. A little sweet maybe, but "nothing" is the perfect way to describe it.
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  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    amenhotepiv wrote: »
    amenhotepiv wrote: »
    DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »
    LAIDES, IF YOU MAN WORKS A NORMAL 9-5 (OFFICE WORK) AND COMES HOME AND WANTS SOME HEAD. DOES HE HAVE TO SHOWER OR WASH HIS ? OFF 1ST OR ARE U STRAIGHT HAN'DLIN YO BIZZ?

    FELLAS, SAME FOR YOU. DOES YOUR CHICK HAVE TO FRESHEN UP AFTER A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME BEFORE YOU GO DOWN ON HER?

    I WAS TALKING TO THE THIS CHICK AND SHE TOLD ME THAT ONE OF HER FEMALE FRIENDS SUCKS HER MAN'S ? WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM PLAYIN BASKETBALL, WITHOUT SHOWERING....


    excuse my french but why was u talikng about this subject
    CAUSE, ME AND THE CHICK WAS ? AT THE TIME AND SOME HOW OR ANOTHER, "HEAD" CAME UP
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  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dammit, Marley...Ugh....
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  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
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    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    amenhotepiv wrote: »
    DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »
    LAIDES, IF YOU MAN WORKS A NORMAL 9-5 (OFFICE WORK) AND COMES HOME AND WANTS SOME HEAD. DOES HE HAVE TO SHOWER OR WASH HIS ? OFF 1ST OR ARE U STRAIGHT HAN'DLIN YO BIZZ?

    FELLAS, SAME FOR YOU. DOES YOUR CHICK HAVE TO FRESHEN UP AFTER A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME BEFORE YOU GO DOWN ON HER?

    I WAS TALKING TO THE THIS CHICK AND SHE TOLD ME THAT ONE OF HER FEMALE FRIENDS SUCKS HER MAN'S ? WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM PLAYIN BASKETBALL, WITHOUT SHOWERING....


    excuse my french but why was u talikng about this subject

    Cause DRO gives off that I'm one of the girls vibe...same reason we talk about my period in ? .
    OHHHHH REALLLY...


    UMMM, LET ME TINKKKKK
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    KATT3.jpg


    OH OK, NO PERIOD TALK IN MY PM'S.. WHATA BOUT YOURS?

    I CALLED YA BLUFF... NOW CALL MINE!
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  • The Prodigalson
    The Prodigalson Members, Writer Posts: 8,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Well damn, screen shots.
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  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    KATT DONT WANT IT WITH ME.... STOP PLAYIN GAMES HOE
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  • [Deleted User]
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    A1000MILES wrote: »
    Dammit, Marley...Ugh....

    Ugh to you too brother!

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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Legend in Two Sports Posts: 8,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    .Empress. wrote: »
    .Empress. wrote: »
    A1000MILES wrote: »
    Dammit, Marley...Ugh....

    Ugh to you too brother!

    made ya macaroni n cheese recipe this past thanksgiving, it's gettin better and better every holiday baby.....
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  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    .Empress. wrote: »
    A1000MILES wrote: »
    Dammit, Marley...Ugh....

    Ugh to you too brother!


    Lol...Would it be inappropriate to ask you if you taste like nothing...?
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lol..don't change the fact that you're one of the girls, ? .
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  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
    lol..don't change the fact that you're one of the girls, ? .
    MANY MANY FEELINGS...

    STUPID ASS
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