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Dakari
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in AKA Donkey
? calling everything ? and ain't nun ? bout it brah brah! I got mo hair comin out my ass den I do comin out my chin and that ? aint mixxie not one bit cuh. A young goon can't eem shave his ? hole cause the streets said thats some heaux meaux ? . DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A CLEAN WIPE WITH ? HAIR EVERYWHERE ? ? I was knockin down my lil mama and when I walked to the kitchen for some juice shawty said my ass look like a turnip ? wellllllllllllllllllp. Why that ? ? to shave?
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I chase hoes like tom chase jerry
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^Make ur girl do it for u....she did mines last month.
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This thread is ? .
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Females cant be powerful posters unless they've been struck by my almighty powerful ? ...so unless u plan on ? me in the near future, plz refrain from using the word powerful in ur posts.
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powerful cooking >> than pop poster
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Bunch of ?
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What about shaving the anatomical area between the testicles and the ? ? Is that ? ?
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Lmao
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WARNING!!!
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ? .
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious ? loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover ? matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my ? shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the ? to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for ? -hair. Like everything in this world ? created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my ? , and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ? - molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ? /sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. ? -DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my ? . Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of ? cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ? /sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting ? , my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own ? blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a ? , only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating ? that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR! -
That is a very long post about man holes.
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Might do it. I'm tired of my ass hair weaving into a catcher's mitt. ? needs to bring scissors just to take a ? these days.
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That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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Might do it. I'm tired of my ass hair weaving into a catcher's mitt. ? needs to bring scissors just to take a ? these days.
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don't porn stars wax that ?
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Thought about it.
But wet wipes or a shower right after ? , solves most toilet paper related issues. -
"Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony."
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I shave my ? and surrounding jungle. Women love my smooth ?
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That awkward moment when you realize you should of never step foot in Donkey.
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I know you were trying to be ironically but you come off as a really homosexual individual.
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My smooth ? , ladies
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I don't think shaving your ass hairs makes you ? . Telling a bunch of dudes about it however..................
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Chase N Bundlez wrote: »^Make ur girl do it for u....she did mines last month.Chase N Bundlez wrote: »^Make ur girl do it for u....she did mines last month.Chase N Bundlez wrote: »^Make ur girl do it for u....she did mines last month.
Same here bruh
