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Moving in with some homies, one is a female. We've all known each other since college, and I can already tell where things are going with the female roommate. She already snapchattin' a bauce the goods. I feel like this can end really well, or really poorly.
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Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house ? fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.
Especially if y'all start dating other people. -
i just can't refer to a female as one of my homies
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darkone360 wrote: »Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house ? fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.
Especially if y'all start dating other people.
I know, but she's makin' it so hard, bruh. It started with some playful sexual banter, but that's w/e, we did that ? in college. Then it escalated to "how does this outfit look?" Then the snapchat pics, then on Friday at my boy's birthday party we all started telling a story about my brother drinking breast milk from a stripper, I said something wild and she whispered in my ear "Yeah, it's been about a year since I've hooked up with anyone, the next person I have sex with is gonna get some tight p____"
Maaaaaaannnn!!!!!!
No lie it almost happened that night when she asked me if I needed a ride home, but my better judgment prevailed. -
Lurk_Hinrich wrote: »But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?
5 total moving into a huge ? house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. ? got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?
SHIIIIIT!!!!
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Lurk_Hinrich wrote: »
get to the point ? -
Pics?
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This situation will "Epic Fail", seen it happen plenty of time and it never ends with the 2 people being friends.
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Do what you wanna do and learn from it.
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You're not the only dude in the crib. Somebody else will be smashin'. Trust that.
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You're not the only dude in the crib. Somebody else will be smashin'. Trust that.
Nah, all them ? cuffed up, and she's their girls' sorority sister. We're the only single people in the crib. -
That hoe looking for a free ride...? her
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i wouldnt do it til i was gettin ready to move out
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darkone360 wrote: »Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house ? fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.
Especially if y'all start dating other people.
Lol ? said optical elusion, like her ? is a mirage or some ?
like u dying of thirst, and you see her ? and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"
thats that david blaine ? bruh, its not real
anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol
and plus you got your ? involved too?
i'll give u scenarios
A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones ? on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the ? ), thinking how he should have never even considered this ?
Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed
C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha ? flaked on you so you ? off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a ? call, now u even more ?
So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and ? , and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your ? is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like ? that ? he"ll b back,
but now you notice, that ? is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem
then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound
*thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room
you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,
nxt thing u hear
" your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"
then u hear your ? voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"
u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that ? on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her ? , ? wild ?
then you get mad as hell, and u beat that ? out of someone and someone catch a case
Then again its your decision
We r just here to help -
She could try to become "attached" since ery'body else is coupled up but ? it, I'd still smash - no wifin' though.
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BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »darkone360 wrote: »Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house ? fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.
Especially if y'all start dating other people.
Lol ? said optical elusion, like her ? is a mirage or some ?
like u dying of thirst, and you see her ? and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"
thats that david blaine ? bruh, its not real
anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol
and plus you got your ? involved too?
i'll give u scenarios
A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones ? on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the ? ), thinking how he should have never even considered this ? Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed
C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha ? flaked on you so you ? off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a ? call, now u even more ?
So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and ? , and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your ? is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like ? that ? he"ll b back,
but now you notice, that ? is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem
then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound
*thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room
you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,
nxt thing u hear
" your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"
then u hear your ? voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"
u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that ? on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her ? , ? wild ?
then you get mad as hell, and u beat that ? out of someone and someone catch a case
Then again its your decision
We r just here to help
Shut all the way the ? up -
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BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »darkone360 wrote: »Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house ? fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.
Especially if y'all start dating other people.
Lol ? said optical elusion, like her ? is a mirage or some ?
like u dying of thirst, and you see her ? and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"
thats that david blaine ? bruh, its not real
anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol
and plus you got your ? involved too?
i'll give u scenarios
A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones ? on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the ? ), thinking how he should have never even considered this ? Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed
C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha ? flaked on you so you ? off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a ? call, now u even more ?
So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and ? , and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your ? is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like ? that ? he"ll b back,
but now you notice, that ? is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem
then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound
*thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room
you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,
nxt thing u hear
" your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"
then u hear your ? voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"
u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that ? on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her ? , ? wild ?
then you get mad as hell, and u beat that ? out of someone and someone catch a case
Then again its your decision
We r just here to help
Shut all the way the ? up
u still thinkin about lil twist in biebers bed, ? ?
just sit back
and let the don do his thing -
? the ?
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BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »darkone360 wrote: »Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house ? fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.
Especially if y'all start dating other people.
Lol ? said optical elusion, like her ? is a mirage or some ?
like u dying of thirst, and you see her ? and b like, "jusssstt a feeewwww morrrree stepppps"
thats that david blaine ? bruh, its not real
anything that involves a female, usually comes wit some catch lol
and plus you got your ? involved too?
i'll give u scenarios
A) Someone will get emotional and catch feelings and lighter fluid will be used to set someones ? on fire, then someone will call police as they always do and someone is in a jail cell (usually the ? ), thinking how he should have never even considered this ? Somebody's window will get busted out or keyed
C) You roll up in ya crib right, its about 1:00am, just got back from the club, u almost got your elmo tickled, but tha ? flaked on you so you ? off, and as you were coming back, u got cut off by this chinese woman, who just got her walls of china ravaged off a ? call, now u even more ?
So u stop mcdonalds to get a 10 piece nugget, with the honey sauce and ? , and u enter your place, u notice 2 or how many of your ? is sleeping right, but Darnell is missing, so you start thinkin but then u like ? that ? he"ll b back,
but now you notice, that ? is missing too, but u thinking everyone loves everybody no problem
then u turn around, cause you thought u heard a squeaky sound
*thump, thump*, as you get closer to your room
you smell, baby oil, cool ranch dressing cocoa butter and vaseline,
nxt thing u hear
" your contagious, touch me baby, give me what u got"
then u hear your ? voice "sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"
u bust into your room and u see you Darnell and that ? on your sheets, wit him in the middle of putting cool ranch on her ? , ? wild ?
then you get mad as hell, and u beat that ? out of someone and someone catch a case
Then again its your decision
We r just here to help
Shut all the way the ? up
u still thinkin about lil twist in biebers bed, ? ?
just sit back
and let the don do his thing
You still that ? who beat up at the prom by the janitor -
Smash_Adams wrote: »Lurk_Hinrich wrote: »But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?
5 total moving into a huge ? house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. ? got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?
SHIIIIIT!!!!
you gotta either live in Detroit, Flint, or Camden with those prices my g
Nope, right outside DC. -
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no pics, huh? quack quack ? ...
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Smash_Adams wrote: »Smash_Adams wrote: »Lurk_Hinrich wrote: »But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?
5 total moving into a huge ? house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. ? got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?
SHIIIIIT!!!!
you gotta either live in Detroit, Flint, or Camden with those prices my g
Nope, right outside DC.
Man u lucked up. is it close to Crystal city
Opposite end, my dude. It's in Silver Spring half a mile from SS Metro Station. ? is a nice lil' spot, 6 stops from my office. I ain't even mad. -
Get ? n ?
