Tha Dozens thread (? your feelings)
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Ya mama so fat her nipples got mile markers between em.
Ya mama so stupid she thought she got pregnant from a ? ? .
Bring it IC make a ? laugh!
Ya mama so stupid she thought she got pregnant from a ? ? .
Bring it IC make a ? laugh!
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Ya mama so stupid the ? lost her driver's license so she drew one on notebook paper.
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Ya mom's ? smell like steamed cabbage and boiled ham.
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Yo mama so fat the ? can't even jump to conclusion
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You mama so ugly I bougth her some cake mix to make Gorilla cookies.
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your mama gives ? discounts for the holidays
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i hope i logon on one day and see a picture of your car wrapped around a ? tree
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Makaveli Joker wrote: »your mama gives ? discounts for the holidays
your mom gives full on intercourse and hand jobs on a daily basis. -
Your mom's so white she thought BET was the poker channel
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Ya momma got a glass leg and she uses Windex for lotion
Ya momma so black they use her Instagram for the inkblot pics in psychologists' offices -
ya mama got one arm and can only swim in circles
ya mama so dumb I told her to suck my ? she said sure you got a straw?
ya moms is like a shotgun one ? and she blows
ya mama is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
ya mama is so dumb the weatherman said it was chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon
the t/s is so dumb he flunked lunch
the t/s is so dumb he got hit by a parked car -
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Ya mama so old, she stripped at Moses' bachelor party b4
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Moms so old she calls jesus by his middle name
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Maaaan yo momma so po I saw her kickin a can down the street, I asked her what she doin, she said movin
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yo mama so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass.
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yo mama so skinny she can hang glide from a Dorito
you mama so skinny she can use a cheerio for a hoola hoop
yo mama so bald when she braids her hair it looks like stitches
your mama so bald you can see her thoughts
you mama so blind when you put on her glasses you can see people waving on the map
your girlfriends chest is so flat the walls get jealous
your daddy has one leg and calls himself running for president. -
stop with all the black jokes....its other fukkas we can ? on....
why they say ? didn't like cooking when
he always putting jews in the oven -
Yo' mama so fat her favorite candy is a bag of sugar
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You mama so ugly I bougth her some cake mix to make Gorilla cookies.
WOAT delivery. -
Yo mamas' so fat ya daddy had to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot.
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Yo mama so fat when she rolls over the seasons change.
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Yo mamma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so ugly, er'body else in yo family wears bags on they heads.
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Yo mamma so stupid I told her, her birthday was right around the corner and she went looking for it
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