How do I know if I'm good in bed?

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  • trendsetta1030
    trendsetta1030 Members Posts: 2,730 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If she squirt n say ? you ain't expect 2 hear
  • Ilike2get baked
    Ilike2get baked Members Posts: 879 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    She buys you Jordans and then proposes. ..
  • LUClEN
    LUClEN Members Posts: 20,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When her friends start acting extra nice to you
  • kingblaze84
    kingblaze84 Members Posts: 14,288 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2014
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    When you gotta change your blankets several times a week

    Or when you hear squishy sounds as you pound it
  • KNiGHTS
    KNiGHTS Members Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    A lot of guys think they are good in bed, and think they are making their girls ? but the reality is they are not.

    The only way to know is by looking at the physical signs. Girls can fake vocal signs (moaning, swearing etc.)

    Look at things like contractions, orgasmic flush (on lighter skinned girls, right chest gets red), girl getting real sensitive down there. If none of these signs are there you did not make her orgasm.

    1. The real. I also notice full body sensitivity. Like dead-ass touch her elbow and see what happens. ? got 4,000 nerves or something, so 40 or 50 minutes of ? clapping it will leave it sensitive. 8 or 9 good O's will leave her whole body one big-ass ? before the itis takes her if proper work was achieved.
    Trashboat wrote: »
    When her friends start acting extra nice to you

    2. Young chicks will do this. Bust her soul once or twice, and suddenly your Friend Requests on Facebook triples and your inbox explodes. Older women this is the complete opposite. They lock good ? down. She'll have her friends thinking you're the Devil. If you ever hear a convo, you'll be all types of ? , "I'm a leave him, girls" will be said, but if you get ready to walk out in an argument she'll abandon her point fast as hell. The older, wiser woman can't risk bragging because Chris Rock didn't lie: Men: "Damn, your wife is A-1. She got a sister?" Women: "Her husband is the ? . How do I get him?"
    twatgetta wrote: »
    If you ? her ass "to sleep" literally, you a ? KING... crown me. I never lie on my ? #nh

    3. This depends on certain things. Crown yourself if you catch her fresh in the morning off 8 hours of good restful sleep and you put her down for another 8. Also feel free to do this if she's a personal trainer, cardio monster, or athlete on a non-training day. Catching your every day thick broad who doesn't workout at the end of an 8 hour shift and putting her down when you workout can just be stamina issues (aka the chick just got tired of having her legs up, squatting, and bending over).

    In the end, women will let you know. As cool as they try to play it, the bar really isn't that high for good ? with most females. If you talk yourself into something and you live with your mom, have no career prospects, and have no car, but she's not saying ? about all those shortcomings yet you can whip your ? out and she's down to suck steel into it but not milk out of it, crown yourself.

    Now, if she wants to just suck you off all the time... that's called avoiding the wackness of your ? game. Unless you have something to offer and you control all outcomes.
  • trendsetta1030
    trendsetta1030 Members Posts: 2,730 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If they come back 4 2nds
  • xiceman191
    xiceman191 Members Posts: 26 ✭✭
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    When she start shaking like an earthquake and squeezing the ? out the ? at the same time. You doin something right.
  • Mr_Vicodin81G
    Mr_Vicodin81G Members Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If tha ? toes throwing up gang signs.
  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    xiceman191 wrote: »
    When she start shaking like an earthquake and squeezing the ? out the ? at the same time. You doin something right.
    In five years of lurking THIS thread made you break silence? @xiceman191‌
  • xiceman191
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    xiceman191 wrote: »
    When she start shaking like an earthquake and squeezing the ? out the ? at the same time. You doin something right.
    In five years of lurking THIS thread made you break silence? @xiceman191‌

    I forgot I even signed up to this site. I
  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Oh well right on, welcome back.
  • DarcSkies
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    They say far out ? like, she wish she could put ya ? in her purse,if they ask if you've done porn lol

    They call you daddy.She tell you she would marry you
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
  • Jik Jikkles
    Jik Jikkles Members Posts: 95 ✭✭
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    I always used to slap my man during some good sex. Not hard but just like some food can be so good it makes you wanna slap ya mama. Same type of thing. But honestly u can never truly tell aside from squirting like someone else said. I've been dripping wet, ? , moaning, shaking and eyes rolling back and not one nut was had. Close but not quite there.



    Love when a woman creams all on my pipe...sexy ?
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2015
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    Recently had an affair with a woman who was crushin on me.... I kind of had a feeling the sex would be great cause we both was feelin each other so it was mutual.... so we finaly got some us time. Sex was good and she caught her orgasms...it was like a damn out of body experience, I had already nutted once and working on my second and thats when she came..... i dont wanna sound weird as ? but due to the reaction when women have orgasms it seem like it feel good if not better to them when they do opposed to us men when we have one. I know unless i buss in raw ? or buss from getting some sloppy toppy she would never really know i came until she catch that ? on her....i usually act a fool tho when the second one come around because the build up be so strong...just be ready to go. But this chick right here...we ? and she wasnt overly moaning or nothing.... just deep gasp up until she was about to ? ...then those moans got more louder and thats when i realized what was coming next when that right leg started to tremble....i was to into it to realize due to the pumbling of the ? , that I can legitimately say i put in work.

    Side note.....just because she dont have an orgasm during sex dosent mean you're not good in bed....but it damn sure will not hurt the cause if she does have one. And LOL@Mikey i understand you gettin yours and dippin out but seeing a brawd have those orgasms is some goat ? tho....should i say a self esteem booster like a muh'? .


  • DillaDeaf
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    When yo girls legs quiver soon as she gets out of bed and falls down in a heap and can't walk for a bit.
  • kingblaze84
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    edited April 2015
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    Back spasms are a big one....seeing that on a tall chick is amazing....
  • CrownedLion
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    When you wake up at her house after the first smash and ask her what she wants for breakfast and she says make whatever you want.
  • okaay
    okaay Members Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When you wake up at her house after the first smash and ask her what she wants for breakfast and she says make whatever you want.


    Lol, I hope this wasn't your first post.
  • trendsetta1030
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  • Dirty McGirty
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    When she invite you back round to her home and she's chillin in the chair all silent as soon as you walk in with different types of condom in each palm - like morpheus wit them pills (n/h)

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  • Sexy26
    Sexy26 Members Posts: 38
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    U gotta believe you will know if she aint cuttin for ya well u know the rest
  • Sexy26
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    when afterwards, the sheets is soaked & she be like..

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    THAT, my friend, is how you know.
    Now thats when you.know you got the d
  • Go figure
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  • Dupac
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    DWO wrote: »
    if she moves in your momma's house

    still the best answer in this thread