You ever have a woat first date?
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Not me personally, but at school we had this dude, Brian Rea, come talk to us about his illustrations and how he bases them off life observations, stories, and what not. One of his series was about bad first dates. He told us about how one of his first dates involved going to this chick's house to eat dinner with her and her parents. He was really nervous, especially when getting ready and all, but got there and had a good time. He got back home, looked in the mirror and realized he had only shaved half of his mustache.
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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »I was Muscled into Paying for a Movie Date I WAS INVITED TO by a Dark-Skinned "Baby Dee" type of ? .
irrelevant detail my son
.....Don't Be "that" Guy . -
Ive been catfished forreal, not that ? Kat talkin about. This ? was a completly different person. This was back in the myspace days , I was 18 and naive as hell. The shorty in the pic was bad af. I meet up with this ? , and she was about 4'10 with a gold tooth. smhI still smashed tho
Excuse me that was a legitimate catfish tale..I mean I wore my heels and everything!
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Billy_Poncho wrote: »Billy_Poncho wrote: »Took a chick to the aquarium, she really liked aquatic life n ? . So we lookin at fish, she's pettin stingrays and makin goofy noises at otters, everything's cool.
Then we get to the Beluga whales, and she asks about one of em and the dude tells us it died of whale's disease or whatever. Maaaan this ? started bawlin her eyes out.
Turns out she been visiting that ? religiously ever since she heard it was sick. It was awkward as hell cause everybody was lookin at my ass like I did something to her. Security walked up on us like "Is everything alright" which is code for "Is this ? hurting you?"
Her ass cried damn near the whole way to her crib, had to turn up the Gucci to drown her out
white girl poncho?
Nah she was black, which threw me way the ? off
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Yea i went on a date with this fitness guru chick. She was just a lil too butch for me. First off, i wasnt dressed formally or anything but she showed up in workout gear and toe shoes. Yes, these:
I saw her comin from a distance so i had like 6 seconds to compose myself. But i'm whispering ? to myself like 'is this bytch goin on a date or diving for lost treasure' . Like im literally whispering t myself, Idk i'm weird. Needless to say i was weak.
Then all the convo was about her regimine n ? . I workout too but i'm like this aint the time nor the place. She wouldnt smile, super serious, just all around blah. Then the icing on the cake was i forgot my wallet and had no money on me at all. She looked at me like i was a lil ngga hahaha and just put her card down dismissively LOL I was embarassed but then i felt fuking great. I knew i would never see her again anyway and i just got a bomb ass free meal
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Yep and thats the last time I'll be fooled by ? who take pics from the breast on up
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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »I was Muscled into Paying for a Movie Date I WAS INVITED TO by a Dark-Skinned "Baby Dee" type of ? .
irrelevant detail my son
.....Don't Be "that" Guy .
@jonnyroccit be what guy? the guy that explains to you that including these kinds of details subconsciously makes you feel a certain way about darkskinned girls?
at the very least you're strengthening somebody else's foolish opinion of them
dont divide our people brody keep the nerve -
Had one ? a couple yrs ago that was about 20 mins late. Decided to only order salad. Complained there was too much dressing. Then ? at me for tipping the waitress too much. Like ? my meal was the ? , ? is yo problem? Then want to ask me what were gonna do next. Not a ? thing. Hailed a cab and I was gone.
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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »I was Muscled into Paying for a Movie Date I WAS INVITED TO by a Dark-Skinned "Baby Dee" type of ? .
irrelevant detail my son
.....Don't Be "that" Guy .
@jonnyroccit be what guy? the guy that explains to you that including these kinds of details subconsciously makes you feel a certain way about darkskinned girls?
at the very least you're strengthening somebody else's foolish opinion of them
dont divide our people brody keep the nerve
but --- baby dee was light skinned . . .
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its subconscious BECAUSE its "not that deep"
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Yea i went on a date with this fitness guru chick. She was just a lil too butch for me. First off, i wasnt dressed formally or anything but she showed up in workout gear and toe shoes. Yes, these:
I saw her comin from a distance so i had like 6 seconds to compose myself. But i'm whispering ? to myself like 'is this bytch goin on a date or diving for lost treasure' . Like im literally whispering t myself, Idk i'm weird. Needless to say i was weak.
Then all the convo was about her regimine n ? . I workout too but i'm like this aint the time nor the place. She wouldnt smile, super serious, just all around blah. Then the icing on the cake was i forgot my wallet and had no money on me at all. She looked at me like i was a lil ngga hahaha and just put her card down dismissively LOL I was embarassed but then i felt fuking great. I knew i would never see her again anyway and i just got a bomb ass free meal
Ol "I forgot the wallet" trick eh? -
Yea i went on a date with this fitness guru chick. She was just a lil too butch for me. First off, i wasnt dressed formally or anything but she showed up in workout gear and toe shoes. Yes, these:
I saw her comin from a distance so i had like 6 seconds to compose myself. But i'm whispering ? to myself like 'is this bytch goin on a date or diving for lost treasure' . Like im literally whispering t myself, Idk i'm weird. Needless to say i was weak.
Then all the convo was about her regimine n ? . I workout too but i'm like this aint the time nor the place. She wouldnt smile, super serious, just all around blah. Then the icing on the cake was i forgot my wallet and had no money on me at all. She looked at me like i was a lil ngga hahaha and just put her card down dismissively LOL I was embarassed but then i felt fuking great. I knew i would never see her again anyway and i just got a bomb ass free meal
You dated the real life version of that crazy ? in gta5 gotdamn
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t/s lost.
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Some lil chic my homegirl put me on. We ate some food, then after we sitting outside on some bench.
Somehow she opens her phone and my number didn't have my name by it.
She said "u ain't make the cut yet so I didn't save your #,"
Why she said that. Went downhill from there -
Some lil chic my homegirl put me on. We ate some food, then after we sitting outside on some bench.
Somehow she opens her phone and my number didn't have my name by it.
She said "u ain't make the cut yet so I didn't save your #,"
Why she said that. Went downhill from there
@? Lol. Was she joking? -
Some lil chic my homegirl put me on. We ate some food, then after we sitting outside on some bench.
Somehow she opens her phone and my number didn't have my name by it.
She said "u ain't make the cut yet so I didn't save your #,"
Why she said that. Went downhill from there
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Damn. I don't have any stories to share. My 1st dates been ok. It's after the dates.
Conversation skills and time began lacking afterwards. -
Only bad one was with a chick that drew her eyebrows on. That was my first time ever seeing some ? like that. I felt like everybody in the casino saw what I was seeing. I felt crazy as ? being the one with her. Some fake ? like that and your woman is a reflection of you. So ? , ? was awkward.
Don't get me wrong, we had a great time. But them eyebrows... and then I found out bout the wig later on. I thought that was her real hair and ? . Like, damn... all that time and I still felt like I hadn't met her.
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All my dates came up strong. Whether it transpired into a relationship or not, no lie, iv always had a gud time on every 1st date.
I apologize that I couldn't contribute positively to the thread. But thank you for ur co-operation. -
Maaaan my first real date was a disaster. Got £30 a week from college, 15 a that already gone on a haircut and travel for the week. Cinema come, I bought our tickets (smh) and ? shows up with her cousin and her drug peddlin' boyfriend. ? is splashin' cash on tacos, popcorn, drinks, sweets, nachos. My broke self could only afford one large drink smh. We're there in the theatre with two straws and these ? are watchin' the film like royalty smh
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At a later date (after not talking to him) he even turned up at the Zumba class I teach at the gym... -_-
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LolRecaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Some lil chic my homegirl put me on. We ate some food, then after we sitting outside on some bench.
Somehow she opens her phone and my number didn't have my name by it.
She said "u ain't make the cut yet so I didn't save your #,"
Why she said that. Went downhill from there
@? Lol. Was she joking?
I believe she was serious homie. Short ? problems lol
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Had one chick I had already been ? for a minute but she wanted to go out on a date date. Bunch of my friends wanna go out to this club one Sunday and pop off. Figure ok I'll bring her out and get this ? over with. 2 birds one stone, won't have to do again. Mannnnnn this ? showed up in the wackest dress I've ever seen. With some kind of bow tie in her hair. I was soo mad. Like I'm not a shallow dude but it was ridiculous. I spent the whole night trying to rationalize why she would wear what she was wearing. Then my ? clowning, my current gf who was my ex at the time was there with her girls clowning. My ? who was a bouncer at the vip section didnt even want to let her upstairs. He looking at me like "for really doe?". I couldn't vibe with chick all night and I think she could tell I wasn't feeling it. She left and ended ? a week or two later. Might be with her now if it wasn't for that one infraction. She was cool as ? . When you step out with me you gotta step out right tho.
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Now that i think about it my other woat date also ended in her payin.
She was 41, i was 25. She was just too corporate. Think Robin Givens in Boomerang. I wasn't ready...The whole date turned into her tellin me about networking and her lil power circles. Everytime i tried to curve it back to me possibly fukin, this bytch just laughed on some 'aww, thats cute' lol She kept it real, said i was too young.
The bill came it had to be $200+ (she picked some fancy ? ). I pull out my card she did me like you do a chick: while talkin on the phone she just shook her head, put up 1 finger, and mouthed 'nah, i got this'. I felt like a lil hoe, but i liked it doe nh. Actually this wasnt woat after all nvm
