Is current Eminem punchlines worse than Papooses?

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freethewave
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Cant do a poll but this is from like 3/4 songs.

'So every last word that you ? ? heard comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah In other words I'm a Bass ? !'

"Listen garden tool, don't make me
Introduce you to my power tool:
You know the ? drill"

"How you ? feel
Knowing you're disposable, Summer's Eve, Massengill"

"I gave Bruce Wayne a ? and said:
Settle your ? ass down I'm ready for combat, man
Get it? Calm Batman"

"Girl shake that ass like a donkey with Parkinson's"

"I'm an uncooked slab of beef laying on your kitchen floor
In other words I'm off the meat rack"

"Bring in two extension cords
I'mma measure my ? , ? I need 6 inches more, ? my ? 's big"

"I don't need the ? swine flu to be a sick pig"

"I'm spiking you, like a football"

"I'm a ? stain on the underwear of life"

like a "? you" for Christmas
His gift is a curse,

Set up the camera and ? twice on her
Look, two pees and a tripod!

But if you gon tell me that the A&W aint the spot for the best hot dogs you can get the "F" on dawg

you don’t get another chance
life is no nintendo game
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  • 5 Grand
    5 Grand Members Posts: 12,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Papoose>>>Eminem
  • international
    international Members Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Smh@ those wack punches
  • Ear2DaSt
    Ear2DaSt Members Posts: 10,480 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    who cares Papoose is a better rapper
  • BDBIID
    BDBIID Members Posts: 18,803 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2014
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    They let the window dressing fool em. Rapid flowing wackness.
  • nujerz84
    nujerz84 Members Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Some of these aren't even punchlines
  • p-tavern
    p-tavern Members Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2014
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    "Now you get to watch her leave out the window
    Guess that's why they call it window pain(pane)"

    Are those all actually Eminem lines, or is the t/s trolling?
    I've only heard the singles that get played on the radio at the gym, so I didn't realize he was this ridiculously wack if those are all real.
  • Built 4 cuban linx
    Built 4 cuban linx Members Posts: 12,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    p-tavern wrote: »
    "Now you get to watch her leave out the window
    Guess that's why they call it window pain(pane)"

    Are those all actually Eminem lines, or is the t/s trolling?
    I've only heard the singles that get played on the radio at the gym, so I didn't realize he was this ridiculously wack if those are all real.

    Oh no, they're very much real. He has a whole album worth of these
  • gemini86
    gemini86 Members Posts: 5,180 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    so now papoose is a better rapper than Eminem? lmao ? yall ? opinions
  • ojos_negros
    ojos_negros Members Posts: 711 ✭✭✭✭
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    'I gave Bruce Wayne a ? and said:
    Settle your ? ass down I'm ready for combat, man
    Get it? Calm Batman"


    LMAO I can't believe this is legit, I had to google it to check

    He's an even worse artist than I thought.
  • 5th Letter
    5th Letter Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 37,068 Regulator
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    If Wayne and Papoose and occasionally Jay Z can get crucified for bad punchlines/wack lines. Then Eminem is fair game. But I expect a few jive shuckers to come in here and protect the rap ? .
  • Already Home_17
    Already Home_17 Members Posts: 14,572 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    reason why recovery is damn near unbearable
    most if not all of those punchlines in the opening post were from that album
  • gemini86
    gemini86 Members Posts: 5,180 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    5th Letter wrote: »
    If Wayne and Papoose and occasionally Jay Z can get crucified for bad punchlines/wack lines. Then Eminem is fair game. But I expect a few jive shuckers to come in here and protect the rap ? .


    its fair game but to say pap is better than Eminem is ? . no disrespect to him cuz hes not bad. and that calm batman line was hot. it was funny. a witty punchline
  • Ear2DaSt
    Ear2DaSt Members Posts: 10,480 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    question is who better then Poose from Ny?
  • 5th Letter
    5th Letter Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 37,068 Regulator
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    gemini86 wrote: »
    5th Letter wrote: »
    If Wayne and Papoose and occasionally Jay Z can get crucified for bad punchlines/wack lines. Then Eminem is fair game. But I expect a few jive shuckers to come in here and protect the rap ? .


    its fair game but to say pap is better than Eminem is ? . no disrespect to him cuz hes not bad. and that calm batman line was hot. it was funny. a witty punchline

    Eminem in 2013/2014 is pretty much average at best. He peaked in 2002. Now he goes on reputation. But it is what it is.
  • JerfyT
    JerfyT Members Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭✭
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    reason why recovery is damn near unbearable
    most if not all of those punchlines in the opening post were from that album


    Almost all from one song.
  • gemini86
    gemini86 Members Posts: 5,180 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ear2DaSt wrote: »
    question is who better then Poose from Ny?

    if you mean lyrically then jay, nas, Lloyd banks, fabulous are a few to mention.

    as an artist, the list is way long

  • Lab Baby
    Lab Baby Members Posts: 8,154 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I be wanting to slap ? saying Recovery was better than Relapse cuz of ? like this. His punchlines was grade A ass on that ? . But still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Papoose. "I stay 'hi' like the word we use to greet each other". ? outta here.
  • Ear2DaSt
    Ear2DaSt Members Posts: 10,480 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    list more up and coming
  • p-tavern
    p-tavern Members Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Someone explain the A&W line to me. "F" on dawg?
    His superior wordplay is going over my head with that one.
  • gemini86
    gemini86 Members Posts: 5,180 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ear2DaSt wrote: »
    list more up and coming


    that aint really fair to the up and coming artist. Papoose has been up and coming since the early 2000s. hes alright but hes just kind of stale. up and coming artist ha already had more success than pap has had for the past 12 years. im talking about asap rocky, nicki minaj, troy ave, French Montana.

    pap came up with maino, Saigon, and uncle murda. they all under achieved. even though maino had little success
  • GetoBoy
    GetoBoy Members Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "I'm a ? stain on the underwear of life"
    Bahahahahaha wtf lmao.... There had to be something hot that came b4/after that bar this can't be it
  • 5 Grand
    5 Grand Members Posts: 12,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ya'll know Papoose came out in 1999 right? the song that he's best known for "Alphabetical Slaughter" was originally released in 1999 on a 12" with a different beat. I guess when Kay Slay heard it he liked it and told Pap to remake it with a different beat (the original beat was kinda cheesy) and then Kay Slay put the new version of "Alphabetical Slaughter" on his album The Streetsweeper Vol. 2: The Pain From The Game which came out in 04.

    ? it. I'm gonna come out and say it. I'm not much of a Papoose fan, but I'm not much of an Eminem fan either.

    But if I had the choice to listen to one or the other I'd rather listen to Papoose all day every day.
  • jono
    jono Members Posts: 30,280 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Everything here is laughable.
  • TheManInBlack4.0
    TheManInBlack4.0 Members Posts: 836 ✭✭✭✭
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    Of course not.
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
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    nothing is worst than Papoose punchlines