If Rap beef was settled WWF style

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TheGOAT
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How do these 2 matches play out WWF style?

Just saw this on IG BRealtv and comments are killin me.

Btw makin threads on mobile is garbage right now
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  • TheGOAT
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    1 the comments said Drake coming out dressed as Golddust Meek Mill as Booker T. Golddust wins
  • Turfaholic
    Turfaholic Members Posts: 20,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Nikki hitting Drake with a chair from behind

    Lil Wayne running in from the back trying to stop Nikki assault on Drake getting in between the two trying to talk some since into them.

    Birdman drop in from the roof on some Sting ? and hit Lil Wayne with a bottle of GTV vodka.

    Baby hold ups some bush trimmers over his head and Nikki and Drake bow before they holy way out of the bushes.
  • DOPEdweebz
    DOPEdweebz Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 29,364 Regulator
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    TheGOAT wrote: »
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    How do these 2 matches play out WWF style?

    Just saw this on IG BRealtv and comments are killin me.

    Btw makin threads on mobile is garbage right now
    From the "triple minus" tab at the upper left hand side, click on that. From "Community Home" scroll down to "Full Site" mode. Thank me later, no drake.
  • Angeles1son85
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    Ghostface Killah betta bring the whole wu with him. Action got the whole Wyatt family with him.

    I can.picture wu all around ring bout go in lights out and back on the wyatts there for back up wu bout to lose til prime time players come help for the win and r truth lmao
  • Angeles1son85
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    And sumone needs to get this poster trending to ? wwe off lol
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
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    Nicki turns on Meek

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    Ghostface destroys the shark biter
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  • SolemnSauce
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    Ross look like that vodo cat that used to spit green mist in ? faces
  • SolemnSauce
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    Drake is straight that intercontential champion that keep acting like he bout to fight. But keep tossing his underlings in the ring. Then bounce while they the ? kicked outta em.


    Meek is jeff hardy, whoooole lotta energy for not nothing.

    AB outchea on some mankind ? . Pulling socks from his draws.
  • TheGOAT
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    Ross look like that vodo cat that used to spit green mist in ? faces
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  • harry knucklez
    harry knucklez Members Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2015
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    Drake defeats Meek after he gets distracted by Safaree coming down the ramp twerk dancing. Safaree's new chick and Nicki fight at ringside

    Action Bronson is a no show.
  • bkzlostchild
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    ? is dead ass booking how the matches should go lmao, I love it
  • D0wn
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    edited August 2015
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    Turfaholic wrote: »
    Nikki hitting Drake with a chair from behind

    Lil Wayne running in from the back trying to stop Nikki assault on Drake getting in between the two trying to talk some since into them.

    Birdman drop in from the roof on some Sting ? and hit Lil Wayne with a bottle of GTV vodka.

    Baby hold ups some bush trimmers over his head and Nikki and Drake bow before they holy way out of the bushes.

    I could see the promo for The bolded, for the following week.

    Crowd screaming

    Wayne's Manager: Why Did u the father. throw a bottle at your son Wayne during summer slam?

    Camera pans to the screaming Crowd

    Camera Focuses on Wayne's manager, then on Birdman


    Birdman: I would never throw nothing on no man.

    crowd boos loudly

    WaYne Manager: But we got footage of u from Last week , on summer slam

    Summer slam Footage plays on t.v
    Footage end


    Camera Zoom on Birdman As Crowd continues to boo loudly


    Birdman: Who's to say it was threwn at Wayne? It coulda just hit Wayne.
  • Angeles1son85
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    All.i can see is rhq coming to help wayne and attack thugga well birdman in ring with wayne tryin.make peace wayne falls for it and birdman goes seth on the shield attacks wayne leaves him in.blood the hot boys run from the back to save birdman leaves through crowd while slim come to the ramp and just stares the hot boys checks on wayne and calls for the refs backstage
  • metal face terrorist
    metal face terrorist Members Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    EA Sports needs to drop another Def Jam Vendetta.
  • genocidecutter
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    EA Sports needs to drop another Def Jam Vendetta.

    This and make it like the first one.
  • #jpp
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    edited August 2015
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    Meek comes out and makes his way to the ring with his theme music "jump out the face" playing. Drake comes out in a wraith and makes his way to the ring with "know yourself" playing. Before he makes it, Ross runs down the ramp and hits Drake with a chair. Meek leg drops drake from inside the ring. All of a sudden the lights go out. When the come back on, birdman is standing in the middle of them all and hits meek with his finisher called "pleighboi RKO". Ross runs backstage. Birdman helps Drake up but then turns on him and hits him with the pleighboi.

    The whole fight, Charlemagne aka Jim Ross, is yelling "someone needs to stop him! ? !" while popping bottles that Drake bought for him. Birdman walks to him and grabs the mic....."u ain't goin nowhere, pleighboi" he says to Drake. All of a sudden, "coco" off sorry for the wait 2 starts playing. Birdman is terrified, looking every direction for Wayne. Wayne jump out the crowd with Corey gunz, mack maine, lil chuckie, and lil twist. Stunna hits everyevery last one of em with the pleighboi cause all them ? wack. He turn to Wayne about to hit the pleighboi on Wayne too but Drake gets up behind stunna. Drake hits birdman wit his finisher which is a hug and singing softly in Birdman's ear. It distracts stunna long enough for Wayne to hit stunna wit the Ex-Cash Money Music superkick.

    Birdman is knocked out and Wayne holds up drakes arm while asking him "what kinda ? finisher was is that u did to stunna? That ? was wack." They look to the top of the ramp and see young thug at the top in a divas outfit. Thugger then slowly turns around and walks backstage out of sight. Drake then looks for meek but finds out he was dragged to safety by Nikki aka his boss ? that wifed him.

    Backstage, meek and Nikki find wale and stalley sitting beside lit candles writing poetry. Meek ask "where the ? was y'all ? at??" The crowd laughs as the screen goes to black for commercial.

    "Match of the century coming this year at wrestlemainia. Young Thug vs Lil Wayne. The world first cross gender wrestling match for the world heavyweight title. Or in this case, the world lightweight title."








    After commercial break, Charlemagne gives birdman donkey of the day for all those pleighbois.
  • Turfaholic
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    EA Sports needs to drop another Def Jam Vendetta.

    Nope, last one was so garbage. They took a serious nose dive.
  • harry knucklez
    harry knucklez Members Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2015
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    ? coming down to the ring like...

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  • Ear2DaSt
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    !.Drake win by harder shots

    2.either GF tare AB azz
    or if the fight last AB could win by bear hug and head butt
  • RawAce
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    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    Both matches end in DQ

    MMG runs in to save Meek, Ross hits the World Strongest slam on Drake but then YM hits the ring. Ross eats a Sweet Chin Music from Wayne. the Game runs down with a steel chair celebrates with YM but then smack all them ? over the back wit a steel chair b4 pulling out a MMG chain

    The WU run out to help Ghost but then Mackle More & a bunch of other white rappers run out to help Action Bronson and they all just brawl

    Had to GOAT cause this ? seem so real to me dammit
  • RawAce
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    Turfaholic wrote: »
    EA Sports needs to drop another Def Jam Vendetta.

    Nope, last one was so garbage. They took a serious nose dive.

    Thats why they neex to drop another one lol
    To redeem the series
  • metal face terrorist
    metal face terrorist Members Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    RawAce wrote: »
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    EA Sports needs to drop another Def Jam Vendetta.

    Nope, last one was so garbage. They took a serious nose dive.

    Thats why they neex to drop another one lol
    To redeem the series

    Exactly. Fight for NY on PS2 was classic. That Icon ? was ass cheeks tho.