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yellowtapesport
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you walk past two people having sex in a parked car???
What do you do when... 34 votes
STOP and watch
17%
6 votes
Keep moving and try not to look
44%
15 votes
Call the POLICE
2%
1 vote
Knock on the window and ask them to STOP or MOVE
0%
Knock on the window and ask if you can join in
11%
4 votes
Take out your phone and RECORD
14%
5 votes
Other
8%
3 votes
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STOP and watchBut not so long that it's CREEPY lol I ain't tryna make eye contact with nobody
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? is wrong wit you bruh lol.
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STOP and watchTryna see what she workin wit...lol @_Lefty
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OtherGo home and get ?
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Call the POLICEI'm tellin
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I've never seen anybody ? in a car..besides me. I watched.
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STOP and watchI've never seen anybody ? in a car..besides me. I watched.
So what would you do? (And don't forget to vote..) -
honestly most ppl never notice ppl having sex in cars...
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STOP and watchElzo69Renaissance wrote: »honestly most ppl never notice ppl having sex in cars...
Appreciate ur omnipotence bro -
Knock on the window and ask if you can join inLife is short my ?
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yellowtapesport wrote: »
I'd laugh and keep it moving. -
STOP and watchMight pick up a few pointers while I have the chance.
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STOP and watchLou_Cypher wrote: »Might pick up a few pointers while I have the chance.
That doesn't sound right.
What I meant is perhaps the sir would have some advice on how I too could achieve the goal of making love in a small vehicle. -
Keep moving and try not to lookim a just keep pushing most likely....might give em a "yu can dooo eehhtt!!" but thats about it
dude I went to school with caught a young (like late teen) couple ? in a car right in front of his apartment.....whipped out the phone and recorded it, light and all, and proceeded to roast both of em.....they just sat there lookin sad and ? ....the girl covered her face with a shirt when he tried to interview her lmao
"how old are you?'
"do you think you're behaving like a young lady right now?"
"you think he's good for you if this where he takes you?"
"shut up bruh I aint done"
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STOP and watchLol one time I worked on a train cooking for tourists. We left anchorage at 6 am and had to back this giant train up down a coastal trail. One time we were all smoking on the back of the train and backing up to leave town and saw this young couple on the beach ? . Had this girl bent over a rock and we saw and started laughing. Dude put his fist in the air in celebration while the girl covered her face and he continued. Was an odd way to start the day.
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Keep moving and try not to looklol....i got caught in the park once.....awkward as ? cuz I knew the dude.....he gone stroll past all cool like "sup man" and kept going....she was done after that lol
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STOP and watchI got caught gettin head in the whip from my BM this ? was walking with his kids smh..
? shielded his kids faces I almost felt bad.
Still skeeted tho -
car was parked 2 houses down from me and as i was walking past i realized ol girl was riding a ? , she looked me in the eyes and kept going without missing a beat, i kept it moving
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Pound on the window then duck down.
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Keep moving and try not to lookThere was this guy back in the day who I've seen multiple times walkin by people's car just to see if they were having sex.
The Battery in downtown Charleston use to be the perfect park & smash spot. This muthafucca would be walkin on the sidewalk past the cars, then look. If he saw something, he'd try to play it off by walkin past the car, turn around and walk past it again. He would do this everytime I saw him down there. -
Watch and rub one out. Its practically porn without using up bandwidth.
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Take out your phone and RECORDSnapchat
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Keep moving and try not to look
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OtherCould have taken the Keep moving option. But where is the fun in that? In fairness, i would just walk the eff on. Its not my business spectating, and usually people around my neck of the woods who bang in cars, are quite desperate people.
