my girlfriend farted on me
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mackanaven
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in AKA Donkey
she farted right on my lap.
then i got sad and sang this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osH4SLE_4Ak
then i got sad and sang this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osH4SLE_4Ak Comments
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Could be worse
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Man wtf
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Kinda weird how all the females got hit... no it's not. Females have slow reaction timing -
That dude really put up his hand like he could stop that ? too smh
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That guy had zero awareness in the 2nd one, his fault
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GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
Kinda weird how all the females got hit... no it's not. Females have slow reaction timing
What's ironic is that they say it's proper male etiquette for men to walk on the side closest to the road with their woman to protect them (I guess from this type of situation at the extreme or a simple car splash) yet dude came out unscathed. -
Worst situational awareness I've seen in a while lol.
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one chick stops and braces the other one ran the wrong fckin way....
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808HiLife808 wrote: »one chick stops and braces the other one ran the wrong fckin way....
The one that ran the wrong way hesitated too lol -
If she farted in your lap, then what did her last meal smell like?
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this guy has a 80's video tape quality effect to the video but it says 2016 for its date lmao wtf
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this guy has a 80's video tape quality effect to the video but it says 2016 for its date lmao wtf
Prolly traffic camera -
Is that a dude or a chick? Just strolling cross tha street not a care in tha world. First mistake, didn't look both ways ?
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Just like a deer. Just froze up ha ha
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GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
Kinda weird how all the females got hit... no it's not. Females have slow reaction timing
I really like to believe I would have dislocated and broken my wife's arm pulling her the ? out of the way.... I really hope that is how I woulda reacted had I had a split second to think -
GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
Kinda weird how all the females got hit... no it's not. Females have slow reaction timing
I really like to believe I would have dislocated and broken my wife's arm pulling her the ? out of the way.... I really hope that is how I woulda reacted had I had a split second to think
Gotta be quick on ya toes. The dude is looking at the car coming straight at them too -
You a ? for not beating her ass
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GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
Is that a dude or a chick? Just strolling cross tha street not a care in tha world. First mistake, didn't look both ways ?
Naw hes looking at the incoming traffic but like most pedestrians they believe they are above a 1+ ton vehicle -
Melanin_Enriched wrote: »GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
Is that a dude or a chick? Just strolling cross tha street not a care in tha world. First mistake, didn't look both ways ?
Naw hes looking at the incoming traffic but like most pedestrians they believe they are above a 1+ ton vehicle
That was a smooth landing tho. I'll give him that -
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Some people just think if the light tells them it's OK to walk then it is safe, not true, always look both ways even as you are crossing, you just never ? know, them gifs are crazy.
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And as far as the ? you need to get her back for that, next time you are eating breakfast you jump on the table squat and ? in her cereal.
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The Mrs stay farting on me in her sleep lol.
