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Astrology and Sex

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  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Please gawd tell me you don't actually says those out loud when you're about to get laid. "So which you want baby, the money maker, the practical thinker or the cold exterior?"

    they're all jokes BA, I make love like a mature adult. All things that make you melt, all the things that make you gasp, all the things that make you grip the sheet. Everything you want and need to feel like your time was not wasted. Cause the time you provide a man with your body, is time that can't be measured. 5 minutes to an hour, whatever your body needs.

    fuck were we talking about again

    Yeah Idk, I think you slipped into a wet dream or something.
    CapitalB
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Please gawd tell me you don't actually says those out loud when you're about to get laid. "So which you want baby, the money maker, the practical thinker or the cold exterior?"

    they're all jokes BA, I make love like a mature adult. All things that make you melt, all the things that make you gasp, all the things that make you grip the sheet. Everything you want and need to feel like your time was not wasted. Cause the time you provide a man with your body, is time that can't be measured. 5 minutes to an hour, whatever your body needs.

    fuck were we talking about again

    Yeah Idk, I think you slipped into a wet dream or something.

    oddly enough, I've never had a wet dream in my life. I been humping chicks since the 2nd grade
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  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Which is the oddly enough part, the no wet dreams or the humping at age 7 part?
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I always thought the humping thing was normal
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    CapitalB
  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    At age seven tho? If my daughters came home at that age and told me some boy was 'humping' them that'd been the last damn time that little pervert would have been around my kids cuz I'd assume he was being molested or something and he could fuck right off with that shit.
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  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    u saying I was molested?
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  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Idk were you?

    Don't bother answering tho, there is no right answer here. Imo there is gonna be a lie or there has already been a lie.
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I could just eat u up BA
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    Dupac
  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah? They say opposites attract but we're also attracted to people who are reflections of ourselves so I know it's just cuz you consider yourself very fuckable.
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah? They say opposites attract but we're also attracted to people who are reflections of ourselves so I know it's just cuz you consider yourself very fuckable.

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  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't give me that look when you know I'm right.
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm surprised at what your statement implies about you
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  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm surprised at what your statement implies about you

    I'm implying; you and I appear to be a lot alike(and you're obviously in love with yourself), you consider yourself very fuckable, therefor you assume I am as well. I'm not, I'm a prude, missionary, lights off, half clothed kind of person.
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm surprised at what your statement implies about you

    I'm implying; you and I appear to be a lot alike(and you're obviously in love with yourself), you consider yourself very fuckable, therefor you assume I am as well. I'm not, I'm a prude, missionary, lights off, half clothed kind of person.

    girl...if u don't stop talking dirty to me,
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    GodNThaBuild'nArya Tsaddiq
  • GodNThaBuild'nGodNThaBuild'n Kneel at tha altar If dem looking fa mi then tell dem I be weh nobody knowsPosts: 8,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
    What's the point of clothes if you got the lights off?
  • MD_PROPER MD_PROPER Way too many Tommy's not enough Ghosts.. Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MallyG wrote: »
    LoL @ a woman callin' a nikka "Holiday Season"...

    If that ain't the ultimate trick nickname I've ever heard.

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    DEAD

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  • Arya TsaddiqArya Tsaddiq Shalawam The Daughter of BabylonPosts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm surprised at what your statement implies about you

    I'm implying; you and I appear to be a lot alike(and you're obviously in love with yourself), you consider yourself very fuckable, therefor you assume I am as well. I'm not, I'm a prude, missionary, lights off, half clothed kind of person.
    Khaleesi wrote: »
    Is coconut oil safe to use for anal lube?

    I wouldn't think so, one of the reasons people like it is because it absorbs quickly and personal lubes liquefy your ass, prolly safer to just use good ol vaseline.

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    DupacSolemnSauce i ro nyBiblicalAtheist
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    she tryna shake me loose, but I smell it

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    I got ya scent BA
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    BiblicalAtheist 804
  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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