Adventures of the Walmart Warrior
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deadeye
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in AKA Donkey
I'm going to use this thread to update you nignogs with any experiences I have at Walmart or any other retail outlet/grocery store.
Please feel free to share any experiences you all might have as well.
Ladies can participate too with any stories about being approached at outlets of this nature.
Anyway, since my last escapade, I've got another story to share.
A few days ago I spotted a chick coming out the store before I even got out of my car.
Thick as ? ..........all ass and hips.
She was walking in the direction of my car, and I got out as soon as she got close enough.
Asked for her name and if she was with anybody.........she told me: "I'm supposed to be engaged."
Still got the number though.
Haven't reached out to her yet, but........as usual..........I'll keep you all posted on any new developments.
Please feel free to share any experiences you all might have as well.
Ladies can participate too with any stories about being approached at outlets of this nature.
Anyway, since my last escapade, I've got another story to share.
A few days ago I spotted a chick coming out the store before I even got out of my car.
Thick as ? ..........all ass and hips.
She was walking in the direction of my car, and I got out as soon as she got close enough.
Asked for her name and if she was with anybody.........she told me: "I'm supposed to be engaged."
Still got the number though.
Haven't reached out to her yet, but........as usual..........I'll keep you all posted on any new developments.
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How you "supposed" to be engaged?? Lol.
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »How you "supposed" to be engaged?? Lol.
She said she's engaged, but gave the impression that the relationship was on shaky ground since they've only known each other for a few months. -
if you want fat chicks, eat at golden corral
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Not to derail this thread but I think @StoneColdMikey or one of his coworkers were profiling me at the store he works at on Sunday lmao
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if you want fat chicks, eat at golden corral
@AP21
I would if I liked their food........but it's never really appealed to me. -
Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Not to derail this thread but I think @StoneColdMikey or one of his coworkers were profiling me at the store he works at on Sunday lmao
@Elzo69Renaissance
Drop that story bruh.
Maybe not in here, but make a thread or tell it in the ADHD thread. -
you not going for the food, but you got it
this is why i dont help ? lol -
He doesn't go to chuckie cheese for the food either -
Bruh, you're the co founder of #Creepset.. where the pics at?
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Bruh, you're the co founder of #Creepset.. where the pics at?
he aint gon respond to this one -
I don't own a smartphone.........just flip phones.
No way to discretely take pics with those. -
OmegaConflict wrote: »
Fun Fact:
I have yet to make it to their buffet.....but if I did I wouldn't be embarrassed about it.
It's a restaurant........not a playground.
I could understand if they didn't serve food, but.......other than that......I don't really see why people think it would be wrong for me to go there. -
Does there really need to be 2 threads bout @deadeye daily Wal-Mart excursions to pick up some ? .
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Revolver Ocelot wrote: »Does there really need to be 2 threads bout @deadeye daily Wal-Mart excursions to pick ? .
@Revolver Ocelot
The previous thread was about one incident.
However, with the creation of this thread........I intend to put all of my Walmart exploits in here instead of making a new thread every time I have a Walmart story to tell. -
OmegaConflict wrote: »
Fun Fact:
I have yet to make it to their buffet.....but if I did I wouldn't be embarrassed about it.
It's a restaurant........not a playground.
I could understand if they didn't serve food, but.......other than that......I don't really see why people think it would be wrong for me to go there.
you talking about golden corral or chuck e cheese
think about this one fam -
OmegaConflict wrote: »
Fun Fact:
I have yet to make it to their buffet.....but if I did I wouldn't be embarrassed about it.
It's a restaurant........not a playground.
I could understand if they didn't serve food, but.......other than that......I don't really see why people think it would be wrong for me to go there.
you talking about golden corral or chuck e cheese
think about this one fam
What difference does it make?
Both of them serve food and offer buffets.
Therefore, if I went to Chuck E Cheese......it would be strictly for the pizza buffet.
So, what's the problem?
Would it make you nignogs feel better if I said I was going there for the pizza and to get at single mothers???
Why is it so hard to understand why a 300 lb fat ? would want to go to a $6 pizza buffet?
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usually, im on the "man deadeye aint that bad" side
but brah...you buggin
why is you going in Chuck E Cheese when you dont have no kids?
you aint got a pizza inn or cici's pizza or the equivalent where you live?
c'mon DE -
OmegaConflict wrote: »
Fun Fact:
I have yet to make it to their buffet.....but if I did I wouldn't be embarrassed about it.
It's a restaurant........not a playground.
I could understand if they didn't serve food, but.......other than that......I don't really see why people think it would be wrong for me to go there.
you talking about golden corral or chuck e cheese
think about this one fam
What difference does it make?
Both of them serve food and offer buffets.
Therefore, if I went to Chuck E Cheese......it would be strictly for the pizza buffet.
So, what's the problem?
Would it make you nignogs feel better if I said I was going there for the pizza and to get at single mothers???
Why is it so hard to understand why a 300 lb fat ? would want to go to a $6 pizza buffet?
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I'm slowly making sense of deadeye's life, one weird post at a time.
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I always pass by wal mart and go to the next grocery store.
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Hey deadeye...maybe I should take my daughter to the strip club for dinner. I mean they have a banging buffet for FREE! It's completely inappropriate but ? it.
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Ok, first of all, again.........I HAVENT' BEEN TO THE CHUCK E CHEESE BUFFET........YET.
Second, y'all do realize that kids eat at other places besides Chuck E Cheese right?
Kids eat at Golden Corral, Chick-Fil-A, McDonald's, Dave & Busters, etc.
@AP21 ............even at Cici's and Pizza Hut.
Would I be wrong to go to those places as well?
If I wanna go to Chuck E Cheese..........I'm going to Chuck E Cheese.
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Hey deadeye...maybe I should take my daughter to the strip club for dinner. I mean they have a banging buffet for FREE! It's completely inappropriate but ? it.
@Kat
That's a false equivalency Kathryn.
Patrons of strip clubs have to be of a certain age.
I'm assuming 18 or 21.
Chuck E Cheese has no such restrictions.
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Chuck E Cheese is an establishment meant FOR children. It's like you getting your big ass in the kiddie pool when there are adult pools readily available. It's not illegal but it is hella creepy.
