What's The Worst Sex Partner You've Ever Had?
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I told this in the chat already but...The only time I've had sex with somebody just once. We went on a couple dates, I liked him so went back to his place.... long story short he honked my ? rapidly and came in literally 6 pumps. I think he was a ? .
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2012 - Her Mom tried to hook us up. We go on a couple dates...so one day she comes over and I'm thinkin Ima get bawls deep...I pull her pants down with a plan to put in some tounge work....Bruuuuuhhhhhhh that shid smelled like rotten tuna....I almost vomited. I told her let's just take our time and not rush into things.
I waited about week out of respect for her Mom...then just ended it...told her I needed to focus on grad school. Lol
:joy: Cant remember my WOAT but I had a couple of these smh I read somewhere that this is normal for some women at times for some reason but still.....
I forget who exactly, but according to one of the female posters on here it isn't normal and is a result of "this corrupt system."
Rotten tuna smell is abnormal. -
LmaoI told this in the chat already but...The only time I've had sex with somebody just once. We went on a couple dates, I liked him so went back to his place.... long story short he honked my ? rapidly and came in literally 6 pumps. I think he was a ? .
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i was playing wingman so my homie could smash this chick....she brought her friend along. obese ugly chick.
man my homie go upstair with his chick...this ? start blowing her back out...they all loud an ? .
at first it didnt bother me...i was having small talk with the chick an glued to the tv.
but them ? began to get to me..cuz his girl was bad.
man this chick started to touch my leg an rub my stomach....
im like ok.....a lil head wont hurt. chick sucked my ab muscles tight. then i said fukk it. threw on a jimmie an smashed....no one will know right?
next day this chick telling everyone we are together.
my homie laughed at me for years. an then he told everybody an they laughed for years.
all cuz i got caught up an wanted a nut -
2stepz_ahead wrote: »i was playing wingman so my homie could smash this chick....she brought her friend along. obese ugly chick.
man my homie go upstair with his chick...this ? start blowing her back out...they all loud an ? .
at first it didnt bother me...i was having small talk with the chick an glued to the tv.
but them ? began to get to me..cuz his girl was bad.
man this chick started to touch my leg an rub my stomach....
im like ok.....a lil head wont hurt. chick sucked my ab muscles tight. then i said fukk it. threw on a jimmie an smashed....no one will know right?
next day this chick telling everyone we are together.
my homie laughed at me for years. an then he told everybody an they laughed for years.
all cuz i got caught up an wanted a nut
Lol a lil head wont hurt haha -
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Smashing a chick i knew for a min, switched positions to doggy, guess she aint wash her ass or literally took a ? before we ? cause immediatly i smelled doo doo, ? was disgusting, acted like i nut and got the ? outta there, never smashed her again after that
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man....i dodged that chick.
why would i stick around.
i was embarrassed for myself when no one was there...why would i be seen with her in public -
blackgod813 wrote: »One girl had that if aids had a smell ? ...an one girl had a huge ? my hips was fallin in i said i see how u gota alot of kids she said why kus its so good an tried to get up but she kept holding me in that black hole
What's wrong w/You ?????? -
Met a chick, was pretty much a friend of the family. She was BAD, pretty AF, nice body, nice skin. Had her over one morning and besides her looking good, everything else was horrible. Head was wack, ? was wack, sex skills was wack (moans was sexy tho), wasn't flexible at all, and she just didn't have the womanly softness. Gave it a 2nd n 3rd time and same ? .
My Brothers that know Her and homies that seen Her be like, dam Will U let her get away...I just shake my head.
And really, shes the wife type minus the sexual aspects. -
so not one of you mf's said "your mom" yet?
where the hell am i? -
Met a chick, was pretty much a friend of the family. She was BAD, pretty AF, nice body, nice skin. Had her over one morning and besides her looking good, everything else was horrible. Head was wack, ? was wack, sex skills was wack (moans was sexy tho), wasn't flexible at all, and she just didn't have the womanly softness. Gave it a 2nd n 3rd time and same ? .
My Brothers that know Her and homies that seen Her be like, dam Will U let her get away...I just shake my head.
And really, shes the wife type minus the sexual aspects.
You couldn't train her?
Amazing how much I hear how bad the baddest looking chicks wax game be wack
My ex was my worst. I had to literally get ? . Almost like a ritual to have sex with her because she was an alcoholic and having sex ? was fun to her.
She also had to have covers over her. I didn't understand man I couldn't even watch her give me head so she would be under the cover hot sucking me up.
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This chick I used to smash across the hall from me had the g.o.a.t ? body. ? liveeee but she couldn't ride, o could only duck in 3 positions, she didn't want to get on top, probably couldn't ride but her moans were sooooo trash.
Sound like she was in labor pushing a baby out. -
Smashing a chick i knew for a min, switched positions to doggy, guess her she aint wash her ass or literally took a ? before we ? cause immediatly i smelled doo doo, ? was disgusting, acted like i nut and got the ? outta there, never smashed her again after that
Sounds traumatic bruh, ROFL. -
THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME!
But I've told this story before years ago, I think...
My ex-coworker sells sex toys as a side hustle... She meets a random guy at a bar, they get ? and end up at her place. She says his ? was small af and he busts in seconds. She pulls out her ? and asks him to ? her with it so she can get hers too.
Dude puts the ? in his mouth to wet it up first!
At this point I stopped listening to the story so I'm not sure if she let him finish or not cause I was in tears laughing at the ? !
Ls caught all around for that one. She lost for picking up a stranger and taking him to her house. Another L for asking him to use her sex toys on her. But dude caught the biggest L for giving that sloppy top to a ? ! -
Midget gave me the worst ? ever. Crazy gal likely to rip my ? off had i not told her to chill.
Midget huh ?
LOL, I knew this thread would deliver. -
Smashing a chick i knew for a min, switched positions to doggy, guess her she aint wash her ass or literally took a ? before we ? cause immediatly i smelled doo doo, ? was disgusting, acted like i nut and got the ? outta there, never smashed her again after that
BODYBAG!
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Fly society513 wrote: »Met a chick, was pretty much a friend of the family. She was BAD, pretty AF, nice body, nice skin. Had her over one morning and besides her looking good, everything else was horrible. Head was wack, ? was wack, sex skills was wack (moans was sexy tho), wasn't flexible at all, and she just didn't have the womanly softness. Gave it a 2nd n 3rd time and same ? .
My Brothers that know Her and homies that seen Her be like, dam Will U let her get away...I just shake my head.
And really, shes the wife type minus the sexual aspects.
You couldn't train her?
Amazing how much I hear how bad the baddest looking chicks wax game be wack
My ex was my worst. I had to literally get ? . Almost like a ritual to have sex with her because she was an alcoholic and having sex ? was fun to her.
She also had to have covers over her. I didn't understand man I couldn't even watch her give me head so she would be under the cover hot sucking me up.
It be true esp when u younger... they be lazy and either just lay there and moan or cant ride worth a ? /run from the ? .. i think it's cuz ? be so happy to get a chance to hit they pretty ass they let ? slide -
Yeah just like every other aspect of life their looks carry them....even through sex....in their minds of course....
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Woat head I let this fine ass Megan fox looking white ? with braces top me in undergrad. ? was like getting face from a ninja blender while trapped in a washing machine.
Woat sex I was dating this fine ass African aka in undergrad and on spring break I smashed like 3 of her homegirls... Well smashed two got top from one... ? it I used to be a scumbag. So whole time during sb one of her baddest homegirls a cheerleader at my undergrad was flirting and eyeing me all wk at the beach. So we exchanged number on some ninja ? . Soon as we get back from campus she hmu asking me what I'm doing... So she come thru to my apt. Breh when I tell you this ? was so fine and had a body that belongs in ill-pix. Box=trash head= trash ? game=trash
It was like Ol dude said earlier about the Cambodian jump on some biblical ? 1st thotlonians 3:17 "for it is easier for a camel to pass thru the eye of a needle than a ? to pass thru the opening of this ? slot" ? was stupid tight not in a good way either. So she couldn't take ? then when we finally got a slight amount of ? in and start stroking she start convulsions and ? like she possessed. So I'm like how bout u get on top... So she get on top she doing that ? scoot motion on just the head giving my thighs Indian burn while making my ? uncomfortable af. So I'm like ? this... I flip her over I'm going to hit from the back... Every time I get in...and get one stroke in she'd arch her back like a frightened alley cat or slide down into a puddle of wasted time and crushed ? bag dreams. So eventually I short stroke my way to a nut and send her on her way.
A wk later the African chick found out I smashed her cheerleader friend and began to stalk me crying and ? outside my door and the cheer friend was stalking me trying to get me to smash again for the next few years..so then I got the campus reputation of ? the ? out of ? and making them crazy which endeared me to the hoes and jump offs but all the wifey types were too afraid to ? with me.
Crazy ? was the African aka must've been low key jealous of the cheer chick because she didn't give a ? that I smashed her best friend and another one of her homegirls during spring break but she was made af that I smashed the cheer chick. Oh well... -
Fly society513 wrote: »Met a chick, was pretty much a friend of the family. She was BAD, pretty AF, nice body, nice skin. Had her over one morning and besides her looking good, everything else was horrible. Head was wack, ? was wack, sex skills was wack (moans was sexy tho), wasn't flexible at all, and she just didn't have the womanly softness. Gave it a 2nd n 3rd time and same ? .
My Brothers that know Her and homies that seen Her be like, dam Will U let her get away...I just shake my head.
And really, shes the wife type minus the sexual aspects.
You couldn't train her?
She also had to have covers over her. I didn't understand man I couldn't even watch her give me head so she would be under the cover hot sucking me up.
Nah, not training no 36 yr old. Plus the flexibility and not having a soft body killed any hope of that. And Her lack of flexibility was WOAT. If shes laying on her back, one I put her legs in the air, they could barely go past putting her body in the L shape.
Yea, she did the same thing, trying to hide her face. Told Her I wanted to see Her face nx time and she was cool w/ it.
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2012 - Her Mom tried to hook us up. We go on a couple dates...so one day she comes over and I'm thinkin Ima get bawls deep...I pull her pants down with a plan to put in some tounge work....Bruuuuuhhhhhhh that shid smelled like rotten tuna....I almost vomited. I told her let's just take our time and not rush into things.
I waited about week out of respect for her Mom...then just ended it...told her I needed to focus on grad school. Lol
:joy: Cant remember my WOAT but I had a couple of these smh I read somewhere that this is normal for some women at times for some reason but still.....
I forget who exactly, but according to one of the female posters on here it isn't normal and is a result of "this corrupt system."
@Kai spoke on it. I think even Real Lady did as well.
If a broad got stank ? , it's usually 'cause she has trichomoniasis. She needs to holler at the clinic. -
DoubleShotHelix wrote: »Woat head I let this fine ass Megan fox looking white ? with braces top me in undergrad. ? was like getting face from a ninja blender while trapped in a washing machine.
Woat sex I was dating this fine ass African aka in undergrad and on spring break I smashed like 3 of her homegirls... Well smashed two got top from one... ? it I used to be a scumbag. So whole time during sb one of her baddest homegirls a cheerleader at my undergrad was flirting and eyeing me all wk at the beach. So we exchanged number on some ninja ? . Soon as we get back from campus she hmu asking me what I'm doing... So she come thru to my apt. Breh when I tell you this ? was so fine and had a body that belongs in ill-pix. Box=trash head= trash ? game=trash
It was like Ol dude said earlier about the Cambodian jump on some biblical ? 1st thotlonians 3:17 "for it is easier for a camel to pass thru the eye of a needle than a ? to pass thru the opening of this ? slot" ? was stupid tight not in a good way either. So she couldn't take ? then when we finally got a slight amount of ? in and start stroking she start convulsions and ? like she possessed. So I'm like how bout u get on top... So she get on top she doing that ? scoot motion on just the head giving my thighs Indian burn while making my ? uncomfortable af. So I'm like ? this... I flip her over I'm going to hit from the back... Every time I get in...and get one stroke in she'd arch her back like a frightened alley cat or slide down into a puddle of wasted time and crushed ? bag dreams. So eventually I short stroke my way to a nut and send her on her way.
A wk later the African chick found out I smashed her cheerleader friend and began to stalk me crying and ? outside my door and the cheer friend was stalking me trying to get me to smash again for the next few years..so then I got the campus reputation of ? the ? out of ? and making them crazy which endeared me to the hoes and jump offs but all the wifey types were too afraid to ? with me.
Crazy ? was the African aka must've been low key jealous of the cheer chick because she didn't give a ? that I smashed her best friend and another one of her homegirls during spring break but she was made af that I smashed the cheer chick. Oh well...
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Ill read this thread later...and add...but one of mines was when this chick had an allergic reaction to these condoms I bought in Prague....? was ungodly
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so i go to one my usual spots for HH. Turns out it was some blk attorney meetup assoc that day. Anyway i get approached by this decent looking chic. Kinda aggressive but i can adapt so cool. She talking cash money ? , about how she used to be a dancer for the Rockets and now she some CEO i'm just like mmk.
She parked closer we get in her car she says out loud "guess i'll make the first move." so after a min i'm like my crib around the corner.
Anyways get there, her body wasnt anything resemblance of a dancer. Cant take the d, screaming for no reason. Then she still talking ? . "U think u the all that now huh, ". I didn't even bust i just quit. Smh
She aint call, I messaged her a few weeks later and she act like she didn't remember me. Real peculiar.
