Ladies: Whats the scariest thing that has happend to you at a mans house?
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texasboi409 wrote: »i know a chick that was at a dude house and they was bout to ? then she heard movement in the closet
shes like whats that?
dude was like i put my cat in there cause most people dont like cats
she didnt believe it so she got up and opened the door it was his lil brother in there tryin to record them ?
haha she got her ? and left
Well damn! LMAO -
Oh Lord!!! What did she have to say to you!?
She wanted to know who I was, why was I over there, did I know about her....I told her the truth. "I know you, I know about your kids, and I know how you feel about him. But sister, you better than this...don't shame yourself over a man...if he wants you, he will have you. But you can't make him want you, or feel the same as you. Go home to your kids, and go to sleep. Tomorrow will be better." -
texasboi409 wrote: »i know a chick that was at a dude house and they was bout to ? then she heard movement in the closet
shes like whats that?
dude was like i put my cat in there cause most people dont like cats
she didnt believe it so she got up and opened the door it was his lil brother in there tryin to record them ?
haha she got her ? and leftClevelandTaurus1986 wrote: »Well damn! LMAO
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some years ago, this guy i was dating, i spent the nite at his house. the next day i went into his kitchen to cook him breakfast but when i opened the cabinet door a roach came tumbling right at me i almost had a heart attack .....
but he didnt see what the problem was & accused me of "overreacting" ..... -
She wanted to know who I was, why was I over there, did I know about her....I told her the truth. "I know you, I know about your kids, and I know how you feel about him. But sister, you better than this...don't shame yourself over a man...if he wants you, he will have you. But you can't make him want you, or feel the same as you. Go home to your kids, and go to sleep. Tomorrow will be better."
Damn you ethered her soul. You hit her with one of these
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texasboi409 wrote: »i know a chick that was at a dude house and they was bout to ? then she heard movement in the closet
shes like whats that?
dude was like i put my cat in there cause most people dont like cats
she didnt believe it so she got up and opened the door it was his lil brother in there tryin to record them ?
haha she got her ? and left
smh. what a ? . -
birdcall89 wrote: »smh. what a ? .
haha dude still ended up beating later on too -
texasboi409 wrote: »haha dude still ended up beating later on too
good. shes still foul for not letting that kid video tape. -
Probably when his ex jumped an 8 foot privacy fence, and started to bang on his patio door....she was banging on his door, and was like "I see her in there!!! I SEEEE HEEERRRR!!!!" I was freaked out, because this was the first time being over to his house. I knew about her, he told me all about her...but it just blew my mind to see a chick in action LOL! He goes outside, I hear him say "Damn it, you done ? up my fence!!" and then some tussling. And I'm just sitting there with a cooler, like "the hell?"
Then, he comes back in the house, his cell phone rings, and was like "She wanna talk to you." So I talked to her....very surreal night for me, to say the least.
that sound like some punkd ? lol -
texasboi409 wrote: »i know a chick that was at a dude house and they was bout to ? then she heard movement in the closet
shes like whats that?
dude was like i put my cat in there cause most people dont like cats
she didnt believe it so she got up and opened the door it was his lil brother in there tryin to record them ?
haha she got her ? and left
g ? !!!!!!! -
texasboi409 wrote: »i know a chick that was at a dude house and they was bout to ? then she heard movement in the closet
shes like whats that?
dude was like i put my cat in there cause most people dont like cats
she didnt believe it so she got up and opened the door it was his lil brother in there tryin to record them ? haha she got her ? and left
HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
You the little brother wasnt gonna record ? ...
He was gonna jump in the action
The Big brother was gonna turn off all the lights ? the ? out the chick
Pretend he was gonna go to the bathroom and the lirtle brother was gonna go in for round 2
(LoL) Your homegril was gonna get the Kat treatment
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HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
You the little brother wasnt gonna record ? ...
He was gonna jump in the action
The Big brother was gonna turn off all the lights ? the ? out the chick
Pretend he was gonna go to the bathroom and the lirtle brother was gonna go in for round 2
(LoL) Your homegril was gonna get the Kat treatment
(a train run on her)
this ? knows lol -
ehh...I've had plenty of ? happen. Won't be telling the worst but....
One time I went to this ? house and he locked me in his room and wouldnt let me out. he was blocking the door....I had to be in there for at least 3-4 hours. He was ? crazy. He looked through my 2 way- yup i said 2 way ? im old- and got the memo that he was 1 of about 4 or 5. that ? was scary. I thought that ? was gone ? me. The only reason I got out is cause his mom came home from work smh. -
This ? is hilarious.
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fiat_money wrote: »This ? is hilarious.
So, where the hell u been? i mean...i told u i was stalking ur posts.....how the fluck am i supposed to stalk someone that dont post? -_- -
The way you've described sounds a bit casual to me. I don't go home with men I have just met.
It takes quite a while for me to feel comfortable enough to go to his home/ I usually will meet a man for a "date" using my own vehicle and we can meet at a common place until further into it.
This isn't even close to the worst of it but.....
An immediate family member of this man would be present with his woman and he would beat on her.
I heard the colliding of his palm and her face, smacking her upside the head and all of that.
I don't appreciate being present company for any of that BS. -
birdcall89 wrote: »lmao at a ? living in a storage shed. i knew a ? who chilled in a storage unit. he had a sofa and a fridge full of 40s and he would chill out there during the summer.
idk why this ? is so funny to me..i got a mental picture of this and just started crackin the ? up! ahahahahaha -
Probably when his ex jumped an 8 foot privacy fence, and started to bang on his patio door....she was banging on his door, and was like "I see her in there!!! I SEEEE HEEERRRR!!!!" I was freaked out, because this was the first time being over to his house. I knew about her, he told me all about her...but it just blew my mind to see a chick in action LOL! He goes outside, I hear him say "Damn it, you done ? up my fence!!" and then some tussling. And I'm just sitting there with a cooler, like "the hell?"
Then, he comes back in the house, his cell phone rings, and was like "She wanna talk to you." So I talked to her....very surreal night for me, to say the least.
I woke up once and a chick was sitting on my stomach staring down @ me, I got up and left. -
American Loo VII 3D wrote: »ever went home with a seemingly nice gentleman, then you walk into his house and he asks you
"have you ever danced with the devil, on a pale moon's night."
then he refuses to turn the lights on????
i had a homegirl that had been on a few dates with this dude, and he invites her over to his crib. the ? lived in a storage shed.
like one of those shed stations people store their old couches and ? .
Dead............. lol. -
king hassan wrote: »I heard this story before.
I woke up once and a chick was sitting on my stomach staring down @ me, I got up and left.
Oh no, that is just creepy.
I would have left with the quickness.
This man I knew way back was creepy like that but in a more subtle way.
The man wouldn't even want you to lock the bathroom door....
What? Am I going to cheat on you in the bathroom for you to press a woman so hard for that? Ha. -
Conscious__Nkechi wrote: »Oh no, that is just creepy.
I would have left with the quickness.
This man I knew way back was creepy like that but in a more subtle way.
The man wouldn't even want you to lock the bathroom door....
What? Am I going to cheat on you in the bathroom for you to press a woman so hard for that? Ha.
lmao
I knew somebody like that
she'd ask the same ? " What did you lock the door for?"
me: *confused face* -
Bwoahmizzee wrote: »lmao
I knew somebody like that
she'd ask the same ? " What did you lock the door for?"
me: *confused face*
This fella was really concerned with it being locked and was not having it.
He must have had a story behind it, a bad flashback of an ex, a locked bathroom door and suspicious sounds on the other end of the door. Must have been the reason :P -
Conscious__Nkechi wrote: »Oh no, that is just creepy.
I would have left with the quickness.
This man I knew way back was creepy like that but in a more subtle way.
The man wouldn't even want you to lock the bathroom door....
What? Am I going to cheat on you in the bathroom for you to press a woman so hard for that? Ha.
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When I was 20 and stationed in San Diego I met this 27 year old chick from Miami in the club. Needless to say she tried to lock me in, tried giving me a key to the crib but I declined. Anyway at that time I was young, and I had ladies all over the city, and I was driving a 4 door Chevy Blazer with rims and sounds so of course I was everywhere. My lie to tell the chics was that I was out to sea and my ship would come in on a certain time. So I told her this but I was in a hotel with a chick a left the reciept in my pocket. So ole girl was washing my clothes and found the reciept and mailed that ? to me (I was out to sea when I got the mail) I'm like ? , she gonna ? up my gear. When we get back in port, everything intact and she says she forgives me and realizes I'm young man. I dropped my contact with her and she started tripping. I'd be out to sea and come back and it'd be balloons, cards, flowers and stuffed animals on my truck. She'd page me relentlesy, and one night I'm in the bar and like in a movie, she was on the other side and it was packed. It seemed like the club parted like the red sea and she was on one end and I was on the other and it was a striaght shot. I left and me and my homie was going up the I-5 and I see headlights moving fast from lane to lane, lo and behold ole girl pulls up next to me screaming and ? . I eventually had to get the Base police involved, that chic freaked me out, broad was nuts
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My ? like a hotel B.
Chics love hangin' at the crib.
smh....