too comfortable too soon to be telling me this.
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American.Loo wrote: »truthfully i dont know which is worse: ? 5 ? under the same roof
or going on a 24 hour cross-town ? fest.
atleast under the same roof...she could play it off like she was ? or coerced or something...
but driving around town....welll...... -
my aunt's "friend" talking about she was about to do porn.
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Louis Cipher wrote: »atleast under the same roof...she could play it off like she was ? or coerced or something...
but driving around town....welll......
thats what i was thinking fam.
i mean, i'm sure as she was driving to the next ? house her ? pleaded, "please...no more.." -
i bet she cried at the end of the day too didn't she?
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A friend of mind was kickin it with me for a weekend
We were layin together just askin random sex questions and then she tells me she was ? a couple years back.................
An hour later we ended up ? -
On thanksgiving, I was chillin with my hubby's family and were playing some game where you're shouting out answers. forgot the name of it.
anyway, the clue was "something you do before sex". his uncle says shower, sister yells out something and then this ? Tim yells out "uh i dunno..go boo boo?".
*silence*
Me, my husband and his uncle were like...wait what? then his mom starts laughin all loud to change the subject. after that, everyone was pretty much sure that the ? rumors about him are true. -
nthngis4vr& alwyzisalie wrote: »On thanksgiving, I was chillin with my hubby's family and were playing some game where you're shouting out answers. forgot the name of it.
anyway, the clue was "something you do before sex". his uncle says shower, sister yells out something and then this ? Tim yells out "uh i dunno..go boo boo?".
*silence*
Me, my husband and his uncle were like...wait what? then his mom starts laughin all loud to change the subject. after that, everyone was pretty much sure that the ? rumors about him are true.
lmao... if someone had said
"ewww ? u ? "
that ? woulda been beyond on point.... -
that would have been hilarious. lollmao... if someone had said
"ewww ? u ? "
that ? woulda been beyond on point.... -
i bet she cried at the end of the day too didn't she?
i mean, if she didnt cry THAT day, i'm sure she did the next time she looked in the mirror. -
Me and this girl I know was talking and the subject of homosexuality came up. So I told her I feel women are inherently more ? than males because of all the borderline ? they do on a regular basis. So she was like, "Nah, that's not true. I got two different "straight" male friends that have admitted to letting another guy give them head."
I was like:
Then she had the nerve to defend them on some "It's not ? if you only recieve." To which I had to respond with the:
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my cousin's baby daddy was upset with her and decided to let out all frustrations with me via the chat thang on facebook...he started telling me about her sex performance and ? and it had me like :O and
at the same time
then he told me she got herpes and has had it for quite some time now smh and i used to let her braid my hair never no more -
A friend of mind was kickin it with me for a weekend
We were layin together just askin random sex questions and then she tells me she was ? a couple years back.................
An hour later we ended up ?
hmmm....
Me and female friend are talking about sex fantasies:
Mr T: "you know standard 3 somes with with 2 women. what about you?"
Her: " I want to be ? . Tied up, beat up on, and have it taken."
Mr T: " oooooh kaaaaay!"
So she visits again. I "? " her. Yeah, I guess ? is about power! -
Mr. Terrific wrote: »hmmm....
Me and female friend are talking about sex fantasies:
Mr T: "you know standard 3 somes with with 2 women. what about you?"
Her: " I want to be ? . Tied up, beat up on, and have it taken."
Mr T: " oooooh kaaaaay!"
So she visits again. I "? " her. Yeah, I guess ? is about power!
The funnier location for you would be 127.0.0.1 -
uh i put it in her throat
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ICame4Pussy wrote: »Did you and him EVER have sex?
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nthngis4vr& alwyzisalie wrote: »On thanksgiving, I was chillin with my hubby's family and were playing some game where you're shouting out answers. forgot the name of it.
anyway, the clue was "something you do before sex". his uncle says shower, sister yells out something and then this ? Tim yells out "uh i dunno..go boo boo?".
*silence*
Me, my husband and his uncle were like...wait what? then his mom starts laughin all loud to change the subject. after that, everyone was pretty much sure that the ? rumors about him are true.
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Shuffington wrote: »and it made the record stop.
So me and this girl are getting to know each other and we get to>>>> the question:<<<
Tell me one of the most craziest experiences you experienced ??
So i tell her about how I went to vegas and everyone thought I was a famous rapper one night...(that was my crazy story.. you know... not to conservative but still kind of wild and fun)
ok... she tells me her story... :-|
Shes like....2 yrs ago...
"I wanted to see this sex themed hotel in Japan"
"oh?"
" yea, so I hook up with random guy but he went and left and I was so ? that..."
"uh huh :-/"
" Yea.. So I was walking down the street and I found another guy"
"oh??"
"Yeah, and i asked him if he had a condom and that I want to go to this sex hotel"
(Im thinking "ahh.. I dont know if I wanna hear this") But she continues
" Yea, So we go to the hotel and it was sooo kewl!.. I dont even remember the actual sex..hahahaha"
"(im like) ha ha.... thass craaa aids ee haha.. " (im thinking the story is over, but shes like")
"And He had a small thing too hahahahahahahah!"
Someone ever just tell you a story that makes the record stop
LOL at the bolded. ? must've been looking like......
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I'll save the details.
I've had a co-worker admit he slept with his step daughter as he was trying to tell me to holler at her as well.
Also a co-worker confessed to me that they committed ? with a blood relative.
Another co-worker told me his uncle, who worked at the morgue, was known for having sex with the bodies.
A co-worker told me a story of him and his uncle robbing trannies on the strip. Then getting both of their tales whipped and running from one.
A co-worker I trained at work told me they had just gotten out for attempted murder two years ago. He was also dating my best friend's cousin I came to find out at the time.
A co-worker in the work release told me he was breaking out the half way house and going to some club every saturday night.
A co-worker once went into vivid detail about how tight a cat's ? is.
A foreman once asked the crew, "how do you beat your meat?"
Another co-worker told me him and his buddies ran a train on the chick I was trying to smash at the time.
..... I could go on for a minute. Then there's the stuff I can't discuss at all. I don't know why, but some folks just like telling me all they ? . -
Sounds like a blessing in disguise.
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? damn this ? is stacked. Muhfucca if you was only 8 inches taller I swear I'd marry yo ass.
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LOL ? im tall, you trippin.
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Lawd hammercy. What heels u be rockin mayne? 5 inchers?
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Chitown Bully wrote: »Damn, is that you in your avi
Fam get the ? outta here. -
Bruh....Maybe I'm not catchin sumthing but what makes ya say dude is ? ? Cuz he said boo boo? Instead of take a ? ? Lol or jus the process of takin a ? before makes him ? ?..lol I'm confused at the joke
LMAO! Hilarity.
then he told me she got herpes and has had it for quite some time now smh and i used to let her braid my hair
