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  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Everything you say is wack
    Yo albums are so wack, no one is borrowing them
    Yo record deal are so in a mess, you can't even flow with them
    Yo rap reeks like mold and meldew staines like ground rust
    But my verses are protected like phd education, you get eaten like pizza crust
    Just because you got stars in yo songs, you look sloppy in yo videos like beef roast.
  • Wiirdo
    Wiirdo Members Posts: 80
    edited March 2011
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    Playin' hide n' go seek and ? I see you,
    Get found and bodied, put you in the ICU,
    Ain't finished the job, I gotta bribe the nurse,
    Sneak in your room, your destination's a Hearse,
    But first let me finish the verse,
    If you try stop me I'mma body you worse,
    You don't want no part of the Katana,
    Peel your skin like a ? banana,
    Maybe I use a machete like they do in Ghana,
    When it comes to Montana, I'm like Tony you like Hannah
    And that's the end of the ? ' stanza
  • Wiirdo
    Wiirdo Members Posts: 80
    edited March 2011
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    9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2
    Let's have a wet t-shirt contest, make that ? see through,
    You accrue a crew, and my new song gets another great review,
    It takes a nation of billions just to attempt what we do,
    And more importantly what I do, you getting dyslexic, why dude?,
    It's simple you owe me so write me an OIU, don't lie dude,
    Don't blow a gasket, cos If I blow you're in a casket,
    You're just a case of basket, balling, till you falling,
    Don't be name calling that ? 's appalling,
    Don't be dissing, you reputation up the wall you're ? ,
    Shut the ? up before you be reported missing,
    On a milk carton, cos I'm like rap's doorman,
    Kick you in a hole like a Spartan, I'm not a squadron,
    There ain't 300 there's just one of me,
    And trust me you don't want none of me
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Yo son, yo style is bogus
    Something like hocus pocus
    What kid, u say u Ill, you probly are
    Sicker than h.I.v patient, like u n ? raps
    Battling this ? makes me wanna battle attack
    Like u was drooling over my friend old raps
    That leaving u silly 360 twisted like mary- go-round
    With Singing birds like head band, n u lol trying to attack.
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Yo dude yo album well neva sale
    Because yo voice is very annoying like group of ? males
    You rapping on Mtv Music award on stage, you too ? on the mic, you won't fail
    Fans will tell you from Greece around the earth parked in Japan, you mumble too much
    Yo voice can't even match yo record deal beats, every Hollywood producer Lamborghine can tell
    When you rap at the car show you sounded worst than Kids in Duck Tales,
    plus yo strongest bars was light as a feather on scale.
  • deaththreats
    deaththreats Members Posts: 1,602 ✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    No Scrooge Mcduck no huey no dewey no ducktales
    I spit Launchpad Mcquack ? that leave rappers impaled
    im not creating a beef or trying to blind side you
    but throwing some bars your way before the tourney just to remind you
    to avoid me and battle somebody else
    my words get felt, text makes eyes melt, yours not felt, get ate like a patty melt
  • maxseveneight
    maxseveneight Members Posts: 41
    edited March 2011
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    redman says id b dat brotha
    erase a sucka
    like i made mistakes
    i demonstrate
    how dominate
    making your whole swag degenerate
    then i light the kush
    all thats left is a pile of mush
    feel the rush
    wack rappers ride the short bus
    your skills collecting dust
    degrade your whole style like rust
    you wanna beat my skill i say no
    stay chillin 10 below
    my dogs super like krypto
    sick like swallowing chewing tobacco
    you must be wacko
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    yo chump, you got no skills, you'll get killed
    Put yo body in box burn it call it gangster, feel the thrilled
    After the fire is gone, killed, open the box, killed and pull out yo skeleton,
    Call yo rap game twisted, like Alfred Hitchcock movie, I killed you wicked.
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Yo, you stupid, you no good, you nobody
    My battle rap will let you know, no one wants you
    Yo fake ? , you will neva get fans, you gone like dead body
    I'll murk all yo raps, throw yo body in a ocean of sharks, call you nobody
    Go to war with yo crew, throw each one in a blender, call it barcardi, what a party!
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Knockout out this chump, call him practice bag
    My bars will ? you worser then ? chicks ? practice ?
    The verse is like pelvic area have you blind, you'll think its too uncercumsized
    Plus get these ? verses off my style, you being grohss or keun is unauthorized
    So quit rapping, you was hot on the charts, now you dropped, yo career unfinalized.
  • sniperk
    sniperk Members Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    Love yal's got some diarrhea rhymes...none of them solid
    Drops a lot of ? but all of it straight toilet
    You need babelfish to unravel that isht
    Rhymes don't even make sense in Spanish ?
    Your first ? language must surely be 'WACKNESS'
    Even Allen Iverson thinks your wack ass needs practice
    You ? TURKEY! Gobble gobble these nuts
    Never post again and shut the ? up
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Sniperk this wack language Russian ? ,
    looks like the bootleg of Zangief
    When it comes to audio battle, he's no street fighter
    Sniperk is just another dumb ludacris, who's loses his emotion
    This milk dud ducklin, times you by twelve, I get a easy balling ball win
    Use words like Cantabrigian, you stay sining with Phrygian demons
    Ogygian wasn't your first word, but Callipygian is ending yo post like steatopygian..
    Sniperk rhymes stinks worst pooped any dude layed a droped in concentration camp
    Your rhymes are not even close to words like acanthopterygian leaving you wow like stygian..
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Stuff a gernade in yo mouth
    I'll start my battle rap, fake watch out
    Chain saw yo weak raps, split verses in half
    Tell you couldn't come back even if talk a rap star
    Sorry, I'm not a rap star, I do this for fun, you'll hype like hype club
    Uz not a nascar, you slower than a whale trying to rap on land
    You stanks like old trash, take the gernade out yo mouth
    Let you lived, neva mind drilled hole stuck the gernade back in body
    raned and watched you explode!
  • thedesolateone
    thedesolateone Members Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    my battle raps blastoff like champayne bottle caps
    rattle heads
    i came back to life to battle the dead
    and split visions sharper than arrow heads
    choices i make are like a narrow ledge
    be sure the cowards will beg
  • deaththreats
    deaththreats Members Posts: 1,602 ✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    I get my mind ready to let some rhymes flow
    rhymes cold, cold flow, no flo-joe more like GI Joe
    that hard flow army combat for all ya'll fake eyes
    evil flow, destro, ya'll soft guys while I spit Snake eyes
    ya'll keep bland rhymes like no salt on fries, bullets fly, leave bodies fried
    that's no lie, say a prayer before he die, sunshine see his spirit float off into the sky
  • thedesolateone
    thedesolateone Members Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    submission positions similar to my bars
    its my level that limit the stars
    my raps are compared and contrasted to diseases like cancer and sars
    im so ill like ants crawlin out your buttcrack
    my audience calls me charles manson from mars
    i just shine you get no answer from stars
    i started the sporting sunglasses fashion
    now yall think you fancy hunh?
  • deaththreats
    deaththreats Members Posts: 1,602 ✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    Man im in a good mood, afternoon time on a Saturday
    lyrics not for play, ya'll pay to play, i get paid and play
    sometimes this aint fair....i must be cheating boy
    looking for competition but it aint there...i must be deleting boys
    rhymes knock em out, pillow & bed sheets...I stay defeating boys
    buy 'em, break 'em, roll 'em, light em up damn..I stay chiefing boys
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    You in the hood
    because you into mechanics,
    You couldn't ? a beat, if you flowed like Eminem
    And Future, all weak m.c's go to sleep like demin
    Jeans, my chick wear you out like tight denim,
    Make yal feel feninem, I have tracks like ? them
    turn yal into drag queens faster then you choose yo favorite car random.
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Car protection Like Kiss of Dragon
    I attack you silly raps like the pool table snaps
    Knocking characters, leaving yal lying in the floor, I win strips

    *any instrumental*

    This freestyle is crazy like zoo animals
    My wordplay attacks you like Tiger radical
    Leaving you ate up, like Tigers lunch,
    My verse eats you like animals only leaving bones like a-hole..
  • sniperk
    sniperk Members Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    love yal wrote: »
    Sniperk this wack language Russian ? ,
    looks like the bootleg of Zangief
    When it comes to audio battle, he's no street fighter
    Sniperk is just another dumb ludacris, who's loses his emotion
    This milk dud ducklin, times you by twelve, I get a easy balling ball win
    Use words like Cantabrigian, you stay sining with Phrygian demons
    Ogygian wasn't your first word, but Callipygian is ending yo post like steatopygian..
    Sniperk rhymes stinks worst pooped any dude layed a droped in concentration camp
    Your rhymes are not even close to words like acanthopterygian leaving you wow like stygian..

    Bwah ha ha ha!!!

    Is this ? for real? I swear you are the 'Borat' of the IC battle...

    You just strung together a bunch of words...

    I'm a 'Russian ? ' who 'stinks worse pooped any dude'...

    ? , you are jokes... keep up the good work...
  • sniperk
    sniperk Members Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    I get my mind ready to let some rhymes flow
    rhymes cold, cold flow, no flo-joe more like GI Joe
    that hard flow army combat for all ya'll fake eyes
    evil flow, destro, ya'll soft guys while I spit Snake eyes
    ya'll keep bland rhymes like no salt on fries, bullets fly, leave bodies fried
    that's no lie, say a prayer before he die, sunshine see his spirit float off into the sky

    Now THIS was a dope verse.

    Nice flow, nice imagery... feeling the G.I. Joe drops...
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    sniperk wrote: »
    Bwah ha ha ha!!!

    Is this ? for real? I swear you are the 'Borat' of the IC battle...

    You just strung together a bunch of words...

    I'm a 'Russian ? ' who 'stinks worse pooped any dude'...

    ? , you are jokes... keep up the good work...

    Lol.....Borat..funny movie...nothing serious, thanks, I'm keeping working on my verse...you too keep up the good work.
  • thedesolateone
    thedesolateone Members Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    the most skillful with coke in billfolds
    i instill fear like a scarecrow
    daydreams of mariquana meadows
    my lines get you high coming down you die
    forgetting you cant fly
    im the beast they kept in the barnyard
    last time i almost took your arm off
    when i caught you in that mom and pops
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Punish yo raps like parents
    Put you in the corner like bad child
    Yo bars ain't no match for bars of belts
    These belts of bars, will make you fresh
    New again, a whoopin worst then the Jacksons
    In my class, with yo weak rhymes, you ain't
    Passing, you keep asking, if I the best
    I'm best lyrical, to punish you no metaphor,
    you get no Baskin Robbin.
  • love yal
    love yal Members Posts: 1,327
    edited March 2011
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    Your comebacks, are not fire
    Like my soilds firestorms
    When you get tired, my metaphors
    Turns to a firebomb, uz no fireball
    Not even hot like firebrigade
    But your tired behind can pass for a firebrand
    I come down this whole verse like firehydrant
    It was too hot, I need a fire extinguisher
    When yo verse get burn, call the fire department
    Wash yal like Katrina mix tsunami, end you like storm like rain.