Suicide 9pm Be Here
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El Payaso
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Good afternoon,
You are all cordially invited to my suicide attempt. Tonight at 9pm Eastern Standard time I will be drinking an entire bottle of NyQuil and slipping into death. Be here at 9 o'clock pm for a celebration of my Donkey career and my impending death.
Dress is formal and guests are not expected to bring anything but themselves.
Please R.S.V.P. here by 6 o'clock p.m.
Sincerely,
El Payaso
You are all cordially invited to my suicide attempt. Tonight at 9pm Eastern Standard time I will be drinking an entire bottle of NyQuil and slipping into death. Be here at 9 o'clock pm for a celebration of my Donkey career and my impending death.
Dress is formal and guests are not expected to bring anything but themselves.
Please R.S.V.P. here by 6 o'clock p.m.
Sincerely,
El Payaso
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add some aspirin pills and some liquor and you can turn that attempt into an sure success
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Lol @ dying with only 300+ posts. Thats not even enough for a legacy
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I not getting involed in this. The last this happened it wasen't a joke. Remember the strory of Brandon Vedas?
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Genocide why don't you take my place I think it would be better for the ic and the rest of the world.
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genocide_cutter wrote: »I not getting involed in this. The last this happened it wasen't a joke. Remember the strory of Brandon Vedas?
elaborate please -
*R.S.V.P's*
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life aint that hard ts, dont do it, unless your ? and/or white, in that case "bottoms up" nh
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Meh, watching someone overdose on cam is boring.
Pick a more entertaining way to ? yourself.
Pic related:
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Youstream or what?
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If I decided to ? myself I'd spend all my money on heroin and having a good time first. Don't know why more people don't take that approach.
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Man I'm not going on cam ? that Im gonna post live updates as I drink a bottle of NyQuil can't have ? beating off to me over cam
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Man I'm not going on cam ? that Im gonna post live updates as I drink a bottle of NyQuil can't have ? beating off to me over cam
ether to genocide -
This ? is terrible.
Suicide used to be an art. -
awww well wat is wrong?? ? i hope you are joking though sweety it is not worth it im positive ur life is full of value and love,,,
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Shut the ? up ? 5 babies, 4 kills I'm gonna be up there raising your kids how's that make you feel.
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Shut the ? up ? 5 babies, 4 kills I'm gonna be up there raising your kids how's that make you feel.
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If you o.d. on NyQuil you get into heaven first class its in the Quran...?
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Aquaf!nafloe wrote: »awww well wat is wrong?? ? i hope you are joking though sweety it is not worth it im positive ur life is full of value and love,,,
How you know? This ? could be gettin ? by his daddy while his mom ? 's on his face every morning before breakfast. You never know...if the ? life is ? let his life be ? and keep it movin quit trying to rainbow his life up. -
If you o.d. on NyQuil you get into heaven first class its in the Quran...?
ic anti believing in ? post.... -
I get to watch again nh -
joke or not this attempt is pathetic
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Shut the ? up ? 5 babies, 4 kills I'm gonna be up there raising your kids how's that make you feel.
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too bad you wont really do it. PROVE ME WRONG
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mdizzle9000 wrote: »too bad you wont really do it. PROVE ME WRONG
You don't think I'll drink a bottle of NyQuil? You don't know me dog. haha