If you are a male and you used to do cartwheels....

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waterproof
waterproof Members Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited January 2016 in AKA Donkey
i outta slap u in your raggedy mouth, you have no self-respect or respect from THE AQUA. U might as well wear male briefs with ruffles by the cheeks doin that ? ? .

Really that's some ? ? you must of sleep with teddy bears and have light blue socks and rock candy necklace and let your little buddies suck the candy necklace while it's on your neck.

U think THE AQUA is lyin, go tell your father that you do cartwheels and watch the disgust look on his face, he might tell you TO GET THE ? OUT OF HIS LIFE, if that dont happen then 9.9 out of ten times he taught u that ? ass ? or you seen him doin cartwheels. Go tell your ? that u can do cartwheels and watch her tell you that u is a ?

and i dont give a ? if you think doin cartwheels wit no hands is some athletic ? , i will call you a Athletic ? that's light in the ass and got sugar in your tank.
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  • esco soprano
    esco soprano Members Posts: 2,829 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    LMAO......isn't a cartwheel with no hands an aerial? LOL, mattress flippin was the ? . ? that cartwheel ? lol.
  • waterproof
    waterproof Members Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    LMAO......isn't a cartwheel with no hands an aerial? LOL, mattress flippin was the ? . ? that cartwheel ? lol.

    i dont know what that ? called LOL!!!! but it look ?

    word up reaL ? do flips runnin up walls and ? and flippin off, or flippin on matress, ? ? do cartwheels.
  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    i have never seen a dude do a cartwheel. it would probably look ? as ? too lol
  • Plop Star
    Plop Star Members Posts: 8,833 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    ? i used to do cartwheels..............kiss my ass
    then i learned how to flip and ? to impress the hoes
  • king hassan
    king hassan Members Posts: 22,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    waterproof wrote: »
    i outta slap u in your raggedy mouth, you have no self-respect or respect from THE AQUA. U might as well wear male briefs with ruffles by the cheeks doin that ? ? .

    Really that's some ? ? you must of sleep with teddy bears and have light blue socks and rock candy necklace and let your little buddies suck the candy necklace while it's on your neck.

    U think THE AQUA is lyin, go tell your father that you do cartwheels and watch the disgust look on his face, he might tell you TO GET THE ? OUT OF HIS LIFE, if that dont happen then 9.9 out of ten times he taught u that ? ass ? or you seen him doin cartwheels. Go tell your ? that u can do cartwheels and watch her tell you that u is a ?

    and i dont give a ? if you think doin cartwheels wit no hands is some athletic ? , i will call you a Athletic ? that's light in the ass and got sugar in your tank.

    *_____________________________________________lmmao!!! then again *________________________________
  • king bloo
    king bloo Members Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    another "confused ass ? that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between '? ' and 'not ? '" thread.

    Tomorrow this ? makin a thread like

    "If you're a male, and walk down the block you ? ? "

    then got text like

    "Real ? drive down the block, only suspect ass ? and flat out ? actually WALK... like fo reall ? ? Just one foot in front of the other ? ? ? as ? , just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and ? for walkin..."
  • Mastery
    Mastery Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 14,776 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    Smh @ ? being spread eagle upside down :td
  • king bloo
    king bloo Members Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    waterproof wrote: »
    THE ? WILL COME OUT OF A ? QUICK this thread must of hit a soft spot, u ? this is my opinion ? just because you do cartwheels you feel like your manhood threaten because i think dudes do that ? is suspect, you a hoe in the first degree ? ass ? , u got butterflies in the bubble of your NIKE AIR max.

    Instead of being a man like the other poster who did cartwheels, sayin ? you AQUA i was a kid tryin to impress some hoeS ? . BUT NO YOUR ? ASS JUST LIKE A ? runnin up in here yappin like a ? . i have a father and a father would of teach his son that if you let another man words make you 2nd guess yourself THEN U IS A ? .

    GET THE ? OUTTA HERE AND DONT RESPOND TO ME AGAIN HOE

    listen up ? , I know how ? -in-the-bootyhole-downlow ? like you work. Nine time outta ten, y'all the first ? out there got something to say about what is and ain't ? , tryin ta hide yo own ? behind the screen. You was prolly the first ? in line with the girls on the playground to do cartwheels and jump rope and ? . At lunch, you sat at the girls table talkin about the latest episode of My Little Pony or Carebears and prolly even had a ? Cabbage Patch Kid of your own. ? like you ? me, you prolly typed up all yo ? in one window with ? porn goin in another window. You the type of ? that becomes a politician on some "no ? marriage" platform only to get caught with one in the ass and two in the mouth in the bathroom at the ? bar two cities over from where you live.

    ? , you a livin contradiction. You talk tough on the net and try to reassure everyone that you're hetero by claimin you hollered at hoes, but in reality you soft as the very ? dipped in grease you tried to shove up ya ? last night.

    All that caps-lock angry typing you did shows just how much of a clown ass fairy you are. You prolly got Twan and Enrique sittin next you right now talkin bout "oooo, look how I ethered this fool on the net right here... Now Twan, don't be over there hoggin Enrique's ? ? , I'm posta get a turn too!"

    ? outta here simple ass ? ? ... And take that "Rainbow Bright Loves Me Too" T-shirt off and give it back to ya fat sister.
  • Meet The Sniper
    Meet The Sniper Members Posts: 7,484 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    Q45T wrote: »
    ? I was 8... I wanted to be a ninja n' ? .

    ^^^

    This site trying to ruin my childhood. First watching DBZ was ? ....now this.
  • Louie V. Slugger
    Louie V. Slugger Members Posts: 392
    edited May 2011
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    I never thought about it, but yeah a full out cartwheel looks ? as hell. But under the age of 9 kids don't think about ? like that.

    Also the ether going back in this thread is epic already
  • Meet The Sniper
    Meet The Sniper Members Posts: 7,484 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    waterproof wrote: »
    The ironry of this ? talkin that ? ass ? and his username is KING BLOW,


    I'm mad I laughed at that.
  • waterproof
    waterproof Members Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    WallH wrote: »
    Smh @ ? being spread eagle upside down :td


    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlol, yo your sig's flicks be killin me LOL, OBAMA is a true ? - only a ? get ready to hit a drink like that
  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    Dudes using the word "? " when referring to another dude = ? .
  • waterproof
    waterproof Members Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    Dudes using the word "? " when referring to another dude = ? .

    LMAO!!!!! AINT THAT SUM SUSPECT ? , the bitchassness in his punk ass is strong. the ? came in and lost his mind, like im the one to blame because he used to do cartwheels and trying to put off that ? ? on me. and he usin the word ? LOL!!!
  • king bloo
    king bloo Members Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    waterproof wrote: »
    The ironry of this ? talkin that ? ass ? and his username is KING BLOW, ? suck dicc and hold his breath at the same time passin out and shiit

    this ? ass ? wrote the foreword for Titian TITANGRAPHS, when this ? get scared he dont run he start to CARTWHEEL his ass to safety. ? boy i slap the rainbow out of you - when this ? talks his eyelashs be flappin like a hummingbird, this ? keeps weights around his ankles so he wONT fly away. ? ass ? go homes to a hot ass tub full of weenies and relax in that ? ol pamolive hands havin ass ? , him and his father be pourin HOT ? juice out the ? into shot glasses and throwin those ? back.

    ? outta here ? sucka


    such anger... that can only mean that I struck a nerve. ? over there mad 'cause he's living the lie and it's gettin to him. A real hetero dude woulda just shrugged it off as a ? on the net talkin ? and been like "? you ? " and kept it movin... But not you. You went on the attack to defend yourself and your faux sense of hetero-ness. You, sir, are suspect in my book. Every response you make past this makes you look more and more like a closet ? ... at least on the net anyways 'cause ya ass just might be out in the open in real life.

    And really, a ? on the net shouldn't even be able to provoke such a response if you had nothing to hide anyways and weren't lying to yourself. See, unlike you, I gives a ? less about what ? like you have to say about me on the net. You're meaningless to me. ? , if you die today, and ? on here threw up a thread about you, I'm simply not giving a ? 'cause you're just so insignificant to me. You're the equivalent of a mud slug in the rainforest; I don't think about you, and could really care less about whether you live or die.


    ? .
  • deaththreats
    deaththreats Members Posts: 1,602 ✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    king bloo wrote: »
    listen up ? , I know how ? -in-the-bootyhole-downlow ? like you work. Nine time outta ten, y'all the first ? out there got something to say about what is and ain't ? , tryin ta hide yo own ? behind the screen. You was prolly the first ? in line with the girls on the playground to do cartwheels and jump rope and ? . At lunch, you sat at the girls table talkin about the latest episode of My Little Pony or Carebears and prolly even had a ? Cabbage Patch Kid of your own. ? like you ? me, you prolly typed up all yo ? in one window with ? porn goin in another window. You the type of ? that becomes a politician on some "no ? marriage" platform only to get caught with one in the ass and two in the mouth in the bathroom at the ? bar two cities over from where you live. ? , you a livin contradiction. You talk tough on the net and try to reassure everyone that you're hetero by claimin you hollered at hoes, but in reality you soft as the very ? dipped in grease you tried to shove up ya ? last night.All that caps-lock angry typing you did shows just how much of a clown ass fairy you are. You prolly got Twan and Enrique sittin next you right now talkin bout "oooo, look how I ethered this fool on the net right here... Now Twan, don't be over there hoggin Enrique's ? ? , I'm posta get a turn too!"

    ? outta here simple ass ? ? ... And take that "Rainbow Bright Loves Me Too" T-shirt off and give it back to ya fat sister.


    ROTFLMFAOOOO ..... ? firing shots and pouring gas
  • deaththreats
    deaththreats Members Posts: 1,602 ✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    ^^^

    This site trying to ruin my childhood. First watching DBZ was ? ....now this.

    What is DBZ?
  • b@squ1@t redux
    b@squ1@t redux Members Posts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    didnt you already eat your ? last week when you got hungry and ate 4 jars of herring from ikea and then ate the jars and then ate a few lamps from ikea and a few end tables and when there was no furniture left you ate your own ? and immediately regretted it
  • DaFifthElement
    DaFifthElement Members Posts: 4,764 ✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
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    lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaao @ this ? man