Dudes Who Wear Those "Tap Out" Shirts Tryna Look Tough...
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Miles HIGH
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Yeah, you........
Aight, so me and my cousins at the grocery store earlier today...We all ? ...White dude(dressed in his favorite red Tap Out T) walks in wit this bad ass latina ? ...The ? knows how bad she is, she's wearin ass shorts wit her cheeks fallin out in stormy weather...And the white boy knows this too, but it's backfiring on him, so he's on high alert...So of course when they walk past me and my ? ass cousins, we all talk about the ? ...Loud as hell too, not givin a damn, I think I even said "I'll make her call me papi right na!"
So...Then...The whiteboy...
Turns around with all the hurt in the world in his eyes...Pounds his chest...And says "Hey! I bet you guys wouldn't feel so cool sayin that to my face!"...And we like...
Dude was like 5'4 and skinny as ? ...Which made it even more amazing not only that he had the ? to step to a pack of gorillas, but also that he pulled this ? ...But then, before we could even react...She ethers him...
"Joseph, quit ? around. You know you can't fight!"
*turns towards us*
"Sorry, he watches too much MMA."
*back towards him*
"Come on walk with me, if you make me miss my show, I'm gonna beat your ass." /latina ? voice
All we could do was bust out laughin...Then he tried to do that "Hey I might as well laugh at myself too in this extremely embarassing moment" laugh...And did exactly what the ? said.
Aight, so me and my cousins at the grocery store earlier today...We all ? ...White dude(dressed in his favorite red Tap Out T) walks in wit this bad ass latina ? ...The ? knows how bad she is, she's wearin ass shorts wit her cheeks fallin out in stormy weather...And the white boy knows this too, but it's backfiring on him, so he's on high alert...So of course when they walk past me and my ? ass cousins, we all talk about the ? ...Loud as hell too, not givin a damn, I think I even said "I'll make her call me papi right na!"
So...Then...The whiteboy...
Turns around with all the hurt in the world in his eyes...Pounds his chest...And says "Hey! I bet you guys wouldn't feel so cool sayin that to my face!"...And we like...
Dude was like 5'4 and skinny as ? ...Which made it even more amazing not only that he had the ? to step to a pack of gorillas, but also that he pulled this ? ...But then, before we could even react...She ethers him...
"Joseph, quit ? around. You know you can't fight!"
*turns towards us*
"Sorry, he watches too much MMA."
*back towards him*
"Come on walk with me, if you make me miss my show, I'm gonna beat your ass." /latina ? voice
All we could do was bust out laughin...Then he tried to do that "Hey I might as well laugh at myself too in this extremely embarassing moment" laugh...And did exactly what the ? said.
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Interesting story. Should've still stole off on dude for lettin' his ? disrespect him.
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You should have pulled his ? if that's your style.
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end of the day he smashing u aint
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He in the store with his bad latina ? and you in the store with your cousins wishin you could smash his chick while he's actually the one smashin her... He still won in the long term regardless of his simpin and what he had on
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Almost died laughing at the part when his girl ethers him tho...
But c/s the premise of this topic, most of the ? who wear that TapouT ? ain't bout ? . -
y'all clowns for that display of hate and disrespect...
hopefully he laughed all the way into that ? ....dalyricalbandit wrote: »end of the day he smashing u aint
Lol, I guess, but that wasn't the focus of the thread...And it wasn't hate or disrespect, that ? knew what she was doin, and he did too. -
didn't read....
not a dude but i got on a tapout sweater right now comfy as hell -
Dudes that gotta get in a group to shout some ? out at a dude walking with his chick is the weakest ? ....
And you in here talking like hes the wimp...hillarious -
atribecalledgabi wrote: »didn't read....
not a dude but i got on a tapout sweater right now comfy as hell
I never understood why people would come in a thread just to say "didn't read"...I guess it be funny sometimes...Anyways... -
Dudes that gotta get in a group to shout some ? out at a dude walking with his chick is the weakest ? ....
And you in here talking like hes the wimp...hillarious
Lol, why are y'all only lookin at the fact that we were talkin bout his ? ...The funny part is that these dudes be wearin that ? , tryna walk around like they bad, but they not bout that life at all...Prolly never even stepped foot in any kind of ring, his ? even let it be known that he can't fight...And nobody had to get in a group...We was in there shoppin and ? ...Any throwed group of ? woulda done the same thing. -
Dudes that gotta get in a group to shout some ? out at a dude walking with his chick is the weakest ? ....
And you in here talking like hes the wimp...hillarious
truth....disrespecting one man while ur in a group isnt brave or manly.... -
Miles HIGH wrote: »I never understood why people would come in a thread just to say "didn't read"...I guess it be funny sometimes...Anyways...
I wanted to show love for tapout -
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threadstarter stays losing
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? all them skulls, wings and ? , i gotta keep it simple.
That Tapout ? looking like Ed Hardy MMA wear, Scust.
I like MMA but would never wear that ? . -
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Dog, my wife brought home one of them damn affliction shirts, it was a Brandon Vera edition...
She got to meet Kerry Vera, went to a few seminars and now she's a Vera Fanatic.
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some of them MMA shirts from mark ecko are alright
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y'all clowns for that display of hate and disrespect...
hopefully he laughed all the way into that ? ....
Same ? I was about to say -
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Ok, what is this taout stuff? this is my first time hearing about it....
U live under a rock or just iraq?
damn, I hate those tapouts ? . Muhfuckas ain't laced the gloves up once in their life and walk around like they are the ? . I've just accepted it at as a clothing brand thats on some heavy fanboy ? . Why do posing ? always get hot-ass chicks though? I actually do fight and I stay humble and never bring it up to girls "hey by they way baby, I'm an MMA fighter." -
dog, their shorts are one and done type...
you roll in them once, and it's over they fall apart. Them ? is for looks andfight nights.
them shorts have raised paint designs.. that ? was stupid.
Jaco and Naja >>>>>>> for mma shorts...
breh, I still only have one pair of actually MMA shorts and its the ones I fight in. Otherwise I just have Champion shorts, UA shorts, and random wall mart/target brand ? . ? works just fine and it doesn't cost ? . -
Typical fat pasty ? who indulges in male on male floor grappling, aka UFC.
Asalamuialaikum.