Text Message Fails [Texting Cliches that grind your gears]
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American.Loo
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-- Texts from a person of the opposite sex you havent spoken to in a long time that simply say
Hey.
Hey.
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Text them "Wassup" or what you doin to spark a conversation and All they reply with is "nothing".
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American.Loo wrote: »-- Texts from a person of the opposite sex you havent spoken to in a long time that simply say
Hey.
just answer 'sup' -
Louis Cipher wrote: »just answer 'sup'
Nah typically I just mirror their text, to see what they want.
"Hey"
"Hey" -
American.Loo wrote: »Nah typically I just mirror their text, to see what they want.
"Hey"
"Hey"
I wish I would have thought of that before. I'm too simple at times. -
"Hey Stranger"
? hate that one ...And 99% of the time the person knows damn well why we dont speak -
Aint talked in a while, opposite sex,......BUSSDOWN!
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Female- "When u gonna let me suck that ? again ? "
Mother- "A beg your pardon"
Female- "Oops sorry momma, wrong person, so sorry"
Mother- "We gonna have to a have a talk later on"
^^^^^^^^ Text FAIL -
HustleTree wrote: »"Hey Stranger"
? hate that one ...And 99% of the time the person knows damn well why we dont speak
9 times outta ten
"Hey Stranger" = things didn't work out with the guy I was dating, are you single?
I promise. -
HustleTree wrote: »"Hey Stranger"
? hate that one ...And 99% of the time the person knows damn well why we dont speak
I ? hate this with a Vengeance! With a Vengeance -
dirtyrodney wrote: »I ? hate this with a Vengeance! With a Vengeance
cosign this statement chicks are bad when it comes to the text game -
American.Loo wrote: »9 times outta ten
"Hey Stranger" = things didn't work out with the guy I was dating, are you single?
I promise.
*daps Loo* You hit the nail on the head sir -
lol..I say hey stranger all the time.
It just means we haven't talked in awhile. -
Whats wrong with saying hey though?
What do you expected them to say? -
Shizlansky87 wrote: »Whats wrong with saying hey though?
What do you expected them to say?
^^^^^^^^^THIS -
In a nut shell, don't beat around da bush.
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Shizlansky87 wrote: »Whats wrong with saying hey though?
What do you expected them to say?
Get to the point. -
memphis2sacnicc wrote: »I expect them to say, "how u been, I been thinkin' bout u lately, we should hang out soon, go out fa drinks or somethin' and go back to yo spot and ? like old times sake."
^^^^^^^^^THIS
On G this happened to me monday.
Response was "Hey, I'm round the corner. Sup wit that ? ." -
memphis2sacnicc wrote: »I expect them to say, "how u been, I been thinkin' bout u lately, we should hang out soon, go out fa drinks or somethin' and go back to yo spot and ? like old times sake."
^^^^^^^^^THIS
You just can't jump into the convo like that.
If chick I didn't hear from in a while, say hey I been thinking bout you let's hang out, I would be like wtf. ? don't know if I got a women or not.
But hey how's its going is very acceptable. -
On G this happened to me monday.
Response was "Hey, I'm round the corner. Sup wit that ? ."
Sure you did. -
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lol..I say hey stranger all the time.
It just means we haven't talked in awhile.
Kat shutup and let me be great. -
Shizlansky87 wrote: »You just can't jump into the convo like that.
If chick I didn't hear from in a while, say hey I been thinking bout you let's hang out, I would be like wtf. ? don't know if I got a women or not.
But hey how's its going is very acceptable.
If u feel disrespected by her sayin' all that to u, check her then. But don't think ? don't start a text message sayin' that kinda ? . -
Shizlansky87 wrote: »Whats wrong with saying hey though?
What do you expected them to say?
Just saying "Hey" is wrong because it opens the door to the stereotypical dialogue you can see a mile away.
Hey
Hey
Whats new?
Same old stuff. Whats new with you?
Oh, just working.
Me too.
Man...its been a while. We should catch up.
Yeah we should.
Whats your schedule like?
[blah blah blah]
F&*% ALL THAT. Here's how adults do it.
"Hey, how've you been? Good I hope. Listen, it's been a while. It'd be great to catch up, give me a call when you're free." -
American.Loo wrote: »Just saying "Hey" is wrong because it opens the door to the stereotypical dialogue you can see a mile away.
Hey
Hey
Whats new?
Same old stuff. Whats new with you?
Oh, just working.
Me too.
Man...its been a while. We should catch up.
Yeah we should.
Whats your schedule like?
[blah blah blah]
F&*% ALL THAT. Here's how adults do it.
"Hey, how've you been? Good I hope. Listen, it's been a while. It'd be great to catch up, give me a call when you're free."
Lol, you aint never lie my ? -
memphis2sacnicc wrote: »What u mean, is there a law that prohibits it?
If u feel disrespected by her sayin' all that to u, check her then. But don't think ? don't start a text message sayin' that kinda ? .
Of course they do. It's been done to me. But I just don't like it.
Plus any chick that have my number I smashed. Except family of course.
So if they do text me with that that mean they trying to get smashed, so they gotta be careful with that ? . A ? might have a ol lady