What are some quotables you've heard your parents/relatives say that..............
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blacklsoldier
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had you like "If you weren't my fam i'll slap the hell outta you"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My sister " I just got married to this Jamaican guy and he pays all my bills. " Me " so is he my new nephews father?" Her " No "that's my boyfriends"
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my family is pretty respectful to each other, i dont think i've ever heard anyone say something that got me to that point
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My brother in regards to his daughter:
Him: Yeah, she needs some shoes real bad, but I gotta take care of my ? . How much you got on you?
Me: *Straight face* -
my uncle said this to my grandmother "the catholic priest molested me while you were playing Bingo in the other room"
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My brother in regards to his daughter:
Him: Yeah, she needs some shoes real bad, but I gotta take care of my ? . How much you got on you?
Me: *Straight face*
I would've disowned that ? right then and there -
Grand-father - "Aint nothin' prettier than money"
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My brother in regards to his daughter:
Him: Yeah, she needs some shoes real bad, but I gotta take care of my ? . How much you got on you?
Me: *Straight face*
thats disgustin u shudda snuffed him anyway -
I would've disowned that ? right then and there
Black...he was really, truly serious too. I stood there, hoping he would be like "Nah, sis I'm just messing with you"...but this cat stood there and looked at me like "What up on the snaps?" I couldn't believe it. I haven't spoken to him since, and its been about 3 months now. -
Black...he was really, truly serious too. I stood there, hoping he would be like "Nah, sis I'm just messing with you"...but this cat stood there and looked at me like "What up on the snaps?" I couldn't believe it. I haven't spoken to him since, and its been about 3 months now.
i couldn't even imagine my older brother saying that about his sons...as much ? up stuff as my brother has done in his life the ONE thing I can truly say he's great at is being a father...he's a completely different person when he's with his children...I couldn't even imagine him saying no ? like that...my father would probably ? him literally for saying something that callous -
My uncle William's motto is:They call me Dolla Bill, never work, never will.
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OK I have 1 my uncle and aunt goin at it:
uncle: "You know what i can't stand you ? , you just mad my daughter's ass is bigger than yours"
2 things... 1) We were all at a Family Reunion eating. 2) THEIR daughter/my lil cuz was 14 at the time... ewwwwwwww
After he said that ? , you could hear crickets it was so quite.................................... -
i couldn't even imagine my older brother saying that about his sons...as much ? up stuff as my brother has done in his life the ONE thing I can truly say he's great at is being a father...he's a completely different person when he's with his children...I couldn't even imagine him saying no ? like that...my father would probably ? him literally for saying something that callous
My sister and I are attempting to get joint custody of her...she was born to some really ? *ed up individuals, and I'm sad to say one is my brother. I know it defeated the purpose, but I went and dropped a stack on her, buying clothes, shoes, panties, bras, socks...just whatever I could get for her...I couldn't and still can't believe we share the same mother and father. -
My family is pretty coo.
They don't really say things that make me trip.
My little brother does, but he's young. -
blacklsoldier wrote: »OK I have 1 my uncle and aunt goin at it:
uncle: "You know what i can't stand you ? , you just mad my daughter's ass is bigger than yours"
2 things... 1) We were all at a Family Reunion eating. 2) THEIR daughter/my lil cuz was 14 at the time... ewwwwwwww
After he said that ? , you could hear crickets it was so quite....................................
thats hilarious -
mdizzle9000 wrote: »thats hilarious
no it's not bruh -
"Let's dance let's shout.......shake ya body down 2 tha ground!"
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My sister and I are attempting to get joint custody of her...she was born to some really ? *ed up individuals, and I'm sad to say one is my brother. I know it defeated the purpose, but I went and dropped a stack on her, buying clothes, shoes, panties, bras, socks...just whatever I could get for her...I couldn't and still can't believe we share the same mother and father.
the bolded is something I think more ppl need to realize that just because somebody is your family does NOT mean you have to get along with/like or even support them...there's some ppl who would tell you you're ? up for how you're handling the situation w/ your brother but all props to you for tryna make sure that girl grows up in a stable environment vs. trying keep up appearances that your family is perfect w/o any problems -
ether-i-am wrote: »my brother who lives in one of my grandmothers rent houses for free:
Him: She don't run ? over her! She can't tell me what to do and not do in this house! She has to respect me as a man!
Me: ? this is her ? !
Him 2weeks later: (while crying) i can't believe she would kick her own grandson out! Who does that?
that's a damn shame -
My brother in regards to his daughter:
Him: Yeah, she needs some shoes real bad, but I gotta take care of my ? . How much you got on you?
Me: *Straight face*
WOW sounds like my cuz -
my aunt: "andrea, you pregnant again? you didn't learn from the other two times?
andrea: "what can i say aunt vicky? im a sex addict"
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whatever u do in life make sure u don't just "get" someone pregnant...
if u ever feel the need to put your hands on woman to get ur point across...relationship is over
do what makes you happy -
Most women need their ass beat, you just can't do it!
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Stepdad = Keep your freedom (no kids lol)
Brother = be good or be good at it -
He aint goin be ? just like his daddy
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"Guess what? You have a little sister!" -- My Dad, New years eve 2008
hadnt talked to the ? ass ? in 6 months. dont even know who he had this baby with (his fourth, by 4 different women)