who is your favourite heel commentator?
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top 3:
jesse "the body" ventura
bobby "the brain" hennan
jerry "the king" lawler
show me a ting. Michael Cole can go kick rocks
jesse "the body" ventura
bobby "the brain" hennan
jerry "the king" lawler
show me a ting. Michael Cole can go kick rocks
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bobby "the brain" is the greatest commentator ever!
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Bobby "The Brain" Hennan. That dude always had me in stitches.
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bobby
the body
king back in the 90's
cole all the way down here somewhere -
dalyricalbandit wrote: »bobby "the brain" is the greatest commentator ever!
My all time favorite commentator period -
jesse was cold in the booth .him and gorrilla monsoon were a hilarious combo. i love the brain but preferred him as a manager. how bout paul heyman? i kno he did a lil commentary work
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macho, ventura, henning, lawler, jbl
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Bobby was killing it with the one-liners
Brain: "Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?"
Gorilla: "What?"
Brain: "Tupper"
(KoKo-B-Ware enters the ring with this wild new hairdo; stripes running front to back dyed in parrakeet colors. You can almost hear the gears start to turn in Heenan's head.)
Brain: Do you know what KoKo calls his new hair style?
Gorilla: (With a groan) No. What?
Brain: Afroturf.
"Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome"
"That's right, tickets are going on sale" "Well don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth" "Do you want me to knock ya down?" and as they pan off to an ad, "I'll talk to you later mom"
(Regarding Davey Boy Smith)
"Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo"
Gorilla: (Referring to a match in progress in Texas) "Well, we'll be right back with a fight that's taking place very near where a big fight occurred many years ago."
Brain: "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Gorilla: "...why?"
Brain: "They only had one car."
Brain: You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?
Schivone: What?
Brain: Divorced.
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brain>>>>>>>>>>>
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Brain: You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars
Schivone: What?
Brain: Divorced
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Brain: You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?
Schivone: What?
Brain: Divorced.
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Tony Schiavone: "Scott Hall is looking a little better this week."
Bobby Heenan: "It's only Monday."
Looking back this is so wrong -
dont know who had the funniest on the spot lines the brain or the king
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bobby quotes
(after Juventud Guerrera took off his mask)
"Maybe that's Okerlund under there?" and later. . .
"Now when he delivers pizza, everyone will know who he is."
(Talking about the Narcissist Lex Luger's elbow)
"He's had more hits than Elvis."
"You know what slows down Typhoon? Twinkies--Hostess Cupcakes."
"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
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Terry Schiavone: "I smell Jackhammer. I smell Hogan."
Bobby Heenan: "Anyone close to him does."
"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
(After Rey Mysterio, Jr. unmasks)
"It's Leave it to ? !"
"You should just get beat up for having a last name Whipreck."
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"You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car."
Bobby H & Gorilla on Chico Santana:
Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records?
Gorilla: Yeah? For what?
Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour.
Gorilla: Will you stop...
(During IC title match)
Brain: Don't touch that referee Perfect!
Gorilla: Why? A disqualification will save his title.
Brain: O.K. Then nail him!
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Heenan and The Body were the best to do it.
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Bobby was killing it with the one-liners
Brain: "Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?"
Gorilla: "What?"
Brain: "Tupper"
(KoKo-B-Ware enters the ring with this wild new hairdo; stripes running front to back dyed in parrakeet colors. You can almost hear the gears start to turn in Heenan's head.)
Brain: Do you know what KoKo calls his new hair style?
Gorilla: (With a groan) No. What?
Brain: Afroturf.
"Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome"
"That's right, tickets are going on sale" "Well don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth" "Do you want me to knock ya down?" and as they pan off to an ad, "I'll talk to you later mom"
(Regarding Davey Boy Smith)
"Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo"
Gorilla: (Referring to a match in progress in Texas) "Well, we'll be right back with a fight that's taking place very near where a big fight occurred many years ago."
Brain: "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Gorilla: "...why?"
Brain: "They only had one car."
Brain: You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?
Schivone: What?
Brain: Divorced.
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"Wouldn't you classify that 20 members of the Hart family living together is classified as a ghetto"
(On Junkyard Dog)
"His parents had nine months and the best they could come up with is Junkyard?!"
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dalyricalbandit wrote: »"Wouldn't you classify that 20 members of the Hart family living together is classified as a ghetto"
(On Junkyard Dog)
"His parents had nine months and the best they could come up with is Junkyard?!"
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Bobby the Brain Heenan was droppin' "pipe bombs" before anybody knew what that meant.
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People are brainwashed into thinking Bobby heenan was the best commentator even tho he did most of his "commentating" in WCW, and we know 75% of you only watch WWF/E and only have.
Watch all the old school Wrestlemanias with jesse Ventura ethering everyone. He planted the blueprint for both JERRY LAWLER in his prime and MICHAEL COLE now. Dude was even ethering Vince mcmahon when they were commentating together.
If this was hip hop
jesse's delivery>> heenans
jesse's swag >> heenans
jesse's punchlines < Bobby heenans
I just look at back and Bobby heenan always came off as a cornball white guy not in a Michael Cole purposely kinda way but by accident kind of way.
That being said.
1. Jesse
2. Jerry Lawler (in his prime)
3. Bobby Heenan
Cole aint bad at all, he's a heel and does his job well. He's perfect for the cornball PG era, like Cena is.
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I have to cosign that said.
Go back and watch WrestleMania VI.
? will leave you in tears. -
Truth Writer wrote: »I have to cosign that said.
Go back and watch WrestleMania VI.
? will leave you in tears.
i watched wrestlemania V, n decided to make this thread. Jesse had me howling.