I was about to fight an African today.

obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »

Oooooh ? ..I'm glad someone else could learn from my lesson

obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »

i'll also share cause this was funniest of all time back down from a fight story



back story- i love all my friends, even the ones that aint too polished and my girl lynnette is what one would call "hood". The type of chick who fights over baby daddies and stuff like that. Anyways....im in the car wit her (she's driving and we pull up to the gas station) so i stay and wait in the car while she runs in to pay for the pump. She comes out maybe 3 or 4 minutes later and fills up. When she gets in the car she slams the door and has an attitude, and im just lookin like "what the ? is wrong wit u?" like i just saw the ? 3 min ago and she was fine, now she bringing this wave of horrible energy around me.


and thats when i saw her staring....

didnt take me long to figure out what the problem was. There was a car at another pump directly in front of us and there's a ? sitting at the driver's seat grilling the ? outta us. Not just my friend. But both of us, so i put 2 and 2 together that these ? had exchanged words in the gas station for whatever reason. Now mind you, im from hyde park. I have to be very angry to fight. I aint the type of person to just start scrapping without warrant so when i see these ? making motions like it was gonna go down, my first instinct was like "wtf"



but then a button when off....



and something in me just got gully. I guess the way this ? was grilling me from the other car idk. So mind you, this all took place over the course of maybe 4 minutes, but just like in western movies, the staredown was slow motion. My friend jump out the car, the other ? jumps outta her car, then i jump out like we bout to southside stomp that ass. Now immediately after getting outta the car, i notice my opponent is 7 feet tall. Its so funny how small people look in their cars and then they emerge as this larger than life figure when they step out and the ground shakes when they place their foot down. And not only that but she was husky. Amazon, broad shouldered queen latifah lookin ? with very dark skin. Not that it means anything, but dark skin is always more threatening and menacing looking when it comes to a fight. Its all good...i wasnt tripping yet. Im like "aight ? ", and i was gearing up to do the jump and punch cause there is no way my fist would have connected if my feet were on the ground.



and then i heard the voice....


and for a second, i thought mufasa was calling to simba from the sky and i had just overheard it, but no....it was my opponent. She was african. The ? sounded like james earl jones!!!!! And from there it was over cause i aint fighting no ? africans. I heard the accent and i literally tugged at my friends wrist like "we gotta go". I said it just like that "we gotta go". But this project ass ? dont know when to say when. See i live by a very strict set of rules so i know when the odds aint in my favor and i'll catch you on the flip side, but hood ? dont come with this skill. Thats why they carry stab wounds to the grave. I was facing down this amazon mufasa lookin ? who was from africa!! Lmao @ this ? thinkin i was gonna fight an african. I just got back in the car. (i also locked the door)



you know how in action/adventure and kung fu movies slow it down.....


so you can see the effects of the punches and hear the sounds of the swing? Thats what i witnessed...... From the car of course. Every time the african ? swung, i'd hear "whhhoooooosh, whooooooooosh" and i was just really pulling for my friend to get back up........ From the car of course. So the ? drags her body across the ground back to the driver seat like they do after getting shot in the movies and i let her in. Of course, like any ? , her first words were "why you aint help me?" i said "? i just unlocked the door, ? else u want from me, ? ?" now i assumed she was more mad about having to drive home wit a missing shoulder than she was at me, but apparently not. She was really upset that i didnt jump in the fight and tried to chump me in front of my other friends when we got back. She tried to put it off like i had no heart. I just told the story, and ? was dying. I tried to tell the chick...i even tried to pull her away from the fight. You cant fight no fuckng africans. An african???? With an accent thick as hell that meant she was fresh off the boat. You gonna try to fight one??? ? u must be stupid

jaurenlo wrote: »

Wow Fresh...you loafed...a real friend grabs that tire iron fromt he trunk and handles her dikembe lookin ass.

Punisher__ wrote: »

I really thought I could take him, though. Because we were roughly the same size.

But I was talking so much ? . I really couldn't fathom the idea of being laid out on my ass after all the ? I was talking.

Punisher__ wrote: »

LMAO. It's funny you mention that.

I probably really had no intentions of actually getting physical. Now that I think about it, the whole time I was like "Y'all better come get this ? cuz I'ma ? him up", while simultaneously, walking slowly out of the door.