With Three Months Prep Time Could The Batman Beat.....
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From reading the "Batman prep time threads," the school of though is that he can beat damn near anything or anybody. Could The Batman beat the following prophets and deities with three months prep time:
Muhammad
Ali
Buddha
The Archangel Michael
Jacob
Issac
Abraham
The Bibical Devil
Moses
Vishu,
Shiva
Mahesh
Brahman
St. Peter
The ? Mary
The Holy Ghost
Mary Magdalene
Moby ?
Jesus
The ? of Abraham
Muhammad
Ali
Buddha
The Archangel Michael
Jacob
Issac
Abraham
The Bibical Devil
Moses
Vishu,
Shiva
Mahesh
Brahman
St. Peter
The ? Mary
The Holy Ghost
Mary Magdalene
Moby ?
Jesus
The ? of Abraham
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hell yea he could
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In 2 months he'd have all of them on the streets hookin.
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No, just no to all the Gods
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I have always hated the "prep time" argument for Batman. Down that road lies mary sue-ness.
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no.... that is all
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Give Bats An Hour And He Bitchslaps TOAA/The Presence/Man OF Miracles With Arms Tied Behind His Back
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Muhammad
Bats jump him in a dark Mecca alley, leaves him tied up and hanging upside-down in the Kabaa.
Ali
Last of the 4 Righteous Caliphs? See Muhammed. The boxer? Puts up a good fight, but Bats jaws that ? . Young Cassius Clay would knock out Bats tho.
Buddha
That Siddhartha ? ? , prolly meditate under a tree or summin.
The Archangel Michael
Jacob
Bats pulls that Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat down over dude's eyes and punches him while ? laughs His ass off.
Issac
One of the softer prophets, Muhammed's wives would manhandle this dude.
Abraham
This ? was like 100 years old, b. Bats KOs him with a hard shove.
Moses
An entertaining back n forth battle that ends dramatically when a well-aimed explosive batarang takes out Moses staff at the last second.
Vishnu
Depending on the sect of Hinduism, Vishnu is either ? Almighty outright or "merely" controls the universe. Smoke bombs are ineffective.
Shiva (Mahesh is an alias)
The Galactus of Hindu gods. NEXT.
Brahman
An abstract concept that personifies the totality of the universe. So obviously a well-aimed Batarang wins this.
St. Peter
Peter was def. the realest disciple and the only one in the Bible recorded as clapping a ? for Jesus. Puts up a good fight, has the keys to Heaven on a chain and uses them in the fight like Lord Rufus Crabmiser used the Flying Guillotine. Well-aimed boomerang Batarang hits Pete in the back of the head, distracting him long enough for Bats to score the K.O.
The ? Mary
her teleport kick could give him some problems, but Bats still takes it with a well-aimed Batarang.
The Holy Ghost
Another abstract concept. Why not ask if Batman could defeat Love while you're at it? (yes. the answer is yes.)
Mary Magdalene
Seduces Bats, Talia al Ghul style.
Moby ?
Batman places a tracking device on Ahab's ? b4 he gets ate. Tracks down Moby ? in the Batplane, gets it stuffed, has it placed in the Batcave next to the giant penny.
Jesus
Hits Jesus in the other cheek with a well-aimed Batarang.
The ? of Abraham
? of Abraham? Old Testament in other words?
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Swiffness! wrote: »MuhammadBats jump him in a dark Mecca alley, leaves him tied up and hanging upside-down in the Kabaa.
But don't you have to factor in that Muhammad went from Mecca to Jersulaem in one night and spread Islam through the MidEast and the Arabian penisula be conquest.
Last of the 4 Righteous Caliphs? See Muhammed. The boxer? Puts up a good fight, but Bats jaws that ? . Young Cassius Clay would knock out Bats tho.
? out of here.
Buddha
That Siddhartha ? ? , prolly meditate under a tree or summin.
The Archangel Michael
JacobBats pulls that Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat down over dude's eyes and punches him while ? laughs His ass off.
Dude, Jacob wrestled with an angel all night demanding a blessing. The angel had to have ? step in dislocate dude's hip in order to best him. If Jacob can hang with an angel all night, as tight as Bats is, what is he going to do with The Batman?
Issac
One of the softer prophets, Muhammed's wives would manhandle this dude.
Abraham
This ? was like 100 years old, b. Bats KOs him with a hard shove.
Does has the Divine Inspiration and is the patriarch of the world's major three religions. Abraham has some special ? going on with him. Plus he was able to get it up with Hager.Moses
An entertaining back n forth battle that ends dramatically when a well-aimed explosive batarang takes out Moses staff at the last second.
You make seem like The Batman won by chance.
Vishnu
Depending on the sect of Hinduism, Vishnu is either ? Almighty outright or "merely" controls the universe. Smoke bombs are ineffective.
Shiva (Mahesh is an alias)
The Galactus of Hindu gods. NEXT.]Brahman
An abstract concept that personifies the totality of the universe. So obviously a well-aimed Batarang wins this.
If Brahman personifies the totality of the universe it seems that it would take more than a "well-aimed Batarang." Bats is going to have to come harder than that.St. Peter
Peter was def. the realest disciple and the only one in the Bible recorded as clapping a ? for Jesus. Puts up a good fight, has the keys to Heaven on a chain and uses them in the fight like Lord Rufus Crabmiser used the Flying Guillotine. Well-aimed boomerang Batarang hits Pete in the back of the head, distracting him long enough for Bats to score the K.O.
What's up with the well aimed batarangs?The ? Mary
her teleport kick could give him some problems, but Bats still takes it with a well-aimed Batarang.
The Blessed got call on ? and Her Son for help, if see couldn't handle him Herself.
The Holy Ghost
Another abstract concept. Why not ask if Batman could defeat Love while you're at it? (yes. the answer is yes.)
Mary Magdalene
Seduces Bats, Talia al Ghul style.
Moby ?
Batman places a tracking device on Ahab's ? b4 he gets ate. Tracks down Moby ? in the Batplane, gets it stuffed, has it placed in the Batcave next to the giant penny.Jesus
Hits Jesus in the other cheek with a well-aimed Batarang.
Remember, Jesus rides pretty hard in Revelation and he did throw the money changers out of the Temple, because they were disrespecting scared ground.The ? of Abraham
? of Abraham? Old Testament in other words?
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