? 's Guide To Turning Women Off Instantly
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jackthemack
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If you want to get rid of a woman as fast as possible, you can do five things:
1) Talk about your medical problems and make sure it's something embarrassing like explosive diarrhea or some of the more disgusting venereal diseases like syphilis or gonorrhea
2) Say you have about four kids by 4 different baby mamas and you aint never met nan one of them
3) Tell her you are an athiest
4) Ask her if it's cool if you can ? her sister/cousin (she might be cool with it and if that's the case you got wife material)
5) Just one day bust into her apartment and start accusing her of ridiculous ? and with each sentence start screaming louder
There are more things you can do but these five things specifically will guarantee a woman will run for the hills
1) Talk about your medical problems and make sure it's something embarrassing like explosive diarrhea or some of the more disgusting venereal diseases like syphilis or gonorrhea
2) Say you have about four kids by 4 different baby mamas and you aint never met nan one of them
3) Tell her you are an athiest
4) Ask her if it's cool if you can ? her sister/cousin (she might be cool with it and if that's the case you got wife material)
5) Just one day bust into her apartment and start accusing her of ridiculous ? and with each sentence start screaming louder
There are more things you can do but these five things specifically will guarantee a woman will run for the hills
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Do all the right things... Im here all night.
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Treat her with respect and dignity.
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6) Be ? and be yourself
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LOL @ ? 's slogan being "She was gone at hello"
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jackthemack wrote: »If you want to get rid of a woman as fast as possible, you can do five things:
1) Talk about your medical problems and make sure it's something embarrassing like explosive diarrhea or some of the more disgusting venereal diseases like syphilis or gonorrhea
2) Say you have about four kids by 4 different baby mamas and you aint never met nan one of them
3) Tell her you are an athiest
4) Ask her if it's cool if you can ? her sister/cousin (she might be cool with it and if that's the case you got wife material)
5) Just one day bust into her apartment and start accusing her of ridiculous ? and with each sentence start screaming louder
There are more things you can do but these five things specifically will guarantee a woman will run for the hills
time get you back to the crib, beat it up..
we've been spending time, wanna make you mine..
when you're not around you're still on my minnnd..
and I hope this ain't surprising, that I've been fantasizing..
this ain't no joke, let me clear my throat..
I wanna make love to youu..!! (: -
GOAT thread
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SweetzIsAwesome wrote: »time get you back to the crib, beat it up..
we've been spending time, wanna make you mine..
when you're not around you're still on my minnnd..
and I hope this ain't surprising, that I've been fantasizing..
this ain't no joke, let me clear my throat..
I wanna make love to youu..!! (:
lmfao....damn ? SMH -
Did I see what I thought I just saw? SMH.....
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7) pull out your medicaid/food stamp card when you are ready to pay for dinner.
also change
3) to worship satan as your lord and omnipotent savior. -
7) Have alot of body hair
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I just make the face I make in my avi. Works every time.
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Talk bad about your mother.
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lmao danny you're crazy as hell.
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lmao danny you're crazy as hell.
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lmao danny you're crazy as hell.
Why the ? you droppin my real name in this ? ?
EDIT: ? maybe you're not even talking to me. Nevermind. -
Nah this is actually me lmao. I only let Danny use my SWR account
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mssouthernthang wrote: »7) Have alot of body hair
What about just a lil bit? -
mssouthernthang wrote: »7) have alot of body hair
bish!!!!!!!! -
Be a good dude.
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lol...#5 is having me rolling at the sheer absurdity.
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These crazy ass broads might like #5 though.
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*takes notes*
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6) This is only for the ? with no shame. Make sure you are in public then just ? all over yourself. Don't whip it out because that will be indecent exposure.
7) If she got a son, insult the ? out that lil bastard and knock down his pillow forts
8) If you ever meet the moms, slap her on the butt and say "Good play". That will confuse and insult her to the nth degree -
smother her w/ tooo much love & affection, call her 24/7, kiss her ass all day & everytime u see her, suck up to her. Guaranteed she'll get sick & tired of it and leave ya word to the last chapters of the Art of Seduction by Robert Greene.
You read the Art of Seduction? My symbol was the same as Cleopatra. Im a temptress cause I can change my appearance with ease. -
obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »You read the Art of Seduction? My symbol was the same as Cleopatra. Im a temptress cause I can change my appearance with ease.
ROFL hilarious
