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Rubato Garcia
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How do you politely decline an invitation to church? I hate when muhfuckas do this ? and it's usually somebody from work. It puts me in a ? position because I know they genuinely think they're doing something nice. But I'm also not about to explain why I don't wanna go play make believe with some grown ass people, mind ya business hoe. Suggestions? Cause I know it's bound to happen again and again.
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man the ? up and say no ?
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man the ? up and say no ?
And become the antisocial disgruntled ? in the office...I work with white folks mostly
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tell them you busy cooking at the womans shelter to help
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darkone360 wrote: »
You gotta politick to climb the payscale ? -
lie
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And make sure to make it creative enough, and believable enough to the point where it wont get suspicious when you keep turning them down. -
Church girls are freaky... Or so I've heard.
You should give it a try.
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Another piece of advice.
Never lie about being at anything public as a cover up. -
Rubato Garcia wrote: »How do you politely decline an invitation to church? I hate when muhfuckas do this ? and it's usually somebody from work. It puts me in a ? position because I know they genuinely think they're doing something nice. But I'm also not about to explain why I don't wanna go play make believe with some grown ass people, mind ya business hoe. Suggestions? Cause I know it's bound to happen again and again.
? just tell em you straight.. besides no one should be talking that church ? to u at work anyway.. Im one of the few brothers in my office too. "nice way"; No thx im good...
My way; Man ? outta here -
They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"
And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"
They get that look like
Cause they know they got you right where they want you -
Rubato Garcia wrote: »darkone360 wrote: »
You gotta politick to climb the payscale ?
Ass kissing? -
Another piece of advice.
Never lie about being at anything public as a cover up.
Care to elaborate?
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Rubato Garcia wrote: »They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"
And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"
They get that look like
Cause they know they got you right where they want you
Add "Aside from the usual", that gives you some breathing space. -
Disciplined InSight wrote: »Rubato Garcia wrote: »darkone360 wrote: »
You gotta politick to climb the payscale ?
Ass kissing?
Not at all, but not alienating otherwise decent people either -
Rubato Garcia wrote: »
It was more of a response to N64, even though it as a joek post.
Say you lie about going to somebody else church, working a part time job, helping out with some youth program, etc.
That opens up a can of worms, next thing you know they'll be like, "Word, I know such such who be there to, do you know them?"
Or, "Man, I was at that church last Sunday, and I ain't see you."
Or, "I go there every weekend, and I don't never see you."
etc.
My go to lie
"Ah, my cousin and I always do some family stuff around that time, or something like that. It's something they can't easily follow up on, and I can use it as an excuse in the future if someone ask the same thing. -
Rubato Garcia wrote: »
Tell'em you muslim.
Real ? though, I just say "no thanks". If they ask me again, I just look at 'em.
After that, I'm emailing HR. -
Tell em you worship satan
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Chicks be like, "Kzzl, you should come to church with me this weekend". Homies be like, "Man, bruh. We aughta get up and go to church in the morning". Mama be like, "You need to be in church more often".
I reply with one of these...
1. "The ? I'mma do in there?"
2. "The ? I look like in a church?"
3. "? that. I don't pray."
4. "? , I'm getting ? this weekend. ? that ? ."
5. "What the ? for?"
6. "? , I ain't getting up in the morning for ? . It's the weekend."
So and so forth. I leave the curse words out when talking to moms though. Co-workers, I say the same thing with no ? given. No need to sugar coat ? in industrial work, foul language and ? a plenty. -
I just say no thanks, maybe something later in the day. if they ask why just be honest, say your not a believer and wouldnt want to go to something you have no faith in.
If they think less of you because you dont believe they can ? right off. -
last summer my aunt was tryna recruit members to this new church...
when she asked me i said "aw u know my sundays are strictly for football"
she said well come for tues and thurs service...i said "aww u know this eddie long stuff..."
she dropped the subject in disgust lol -
Rubato Garcia wrote: »How do you politely decline an invitation to church?
Just say "no thank you."
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Rubato Garcia wrote: »darkone360 wrote: »
You gotta politick to climb the payscale ?
Not necessarily. The work you do will speak for you. Not your coworkers. You refusing to go to church wit them had no correlation wit what you do in the office.
That's outside activity. -
Just tell them ? no. If they ask why tell them you don't feel like it...stare at them for a few minutes and then walk off. ? em.
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Just tell them ? no. If they ask why tell them you don't feel like it...stare at them for a few minutes and then walk off. ? em.
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Rubato Garcia wrote: »They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"
And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"
They get that look like
Cause they know they got you right where they want you
Gave you a goat cuz that's my alltime favorite gif.
