AS A MALE, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?

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  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    WTF is a bowrett ?????



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  • DOC H0LL!DAY
    DOC H0LL!DAY Members Posts: 1,539 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    The I*C done hit a all time low. Thanks Joe for yet anutha stupid ass thread! smh
  • bgoat
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    taeboo wrote: »
    Got damn, it takes me at least 20 minutes to just shower. Idk how ya'll do it...
    These ? musty, that's how they do it.....lol
  • LPast
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    Ole damn I forgot to brush my teeth ass ? .
  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    For all you ? that said 5-10 don't take showers.
  • playmaker88
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    LPast wrote: »
    Ole damn I forgot to brush my teeth ass ? .
    ole i gotta lay down to put my jeans on for 15 minutes ass ?
  • Knock_Twice
    Knock_Twice Members Posts: 4,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ngas sayin 5-10 ngas just don't give a ? I see Lol...ole my only outfit when I go out wearing ass ngas


  • The Prodigalson
    The Prodigalson Members, Writer Posts: 8,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    LPast wrote: »
    Ole damn I forgot to brush my teeth ass ? .

    Ole look at my nails I'm in badly need of a manicure ass ? .
  • Matt-
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    Shizlansky wrote: »
    For all you ? that said 5-10 don't take showers.

    i do. i just don't use one of those small square towel things for the soap
  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? dont brush they teeth on the days that they aint gotta work


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  • LPast
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    LPast wrote: »
    Ole damn I forgot to brush my teeth ass ? .
    ole i gotta lay down to put my jeans on for 15 minutes ass ?
    LPast wrote: »
    Ole damn I forgot to brush my teeth ass ? .

    Ole look at my nails I'm in badly need of a manicure ass ? .

    Ole i gotta stop and get deodorant ass ? .
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I shower nights.

    Brush my teeth every night and morning.

    If something comes up, I equip my plaid shorts and a random shirt, depending on my mood, it's sandals or shoes. I then quickly comb my hair. I have two pieces of Orbit gum, grab my Yoda keys and I'm gone.
  • taeboo
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    Matt- wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    For all you ? that said 5-10 don't take showers.

    i do. i just don't use one of those small square towel things for the soap

    You don't use a washcloth?? Lawd....
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    20 or 30 on just going to work or sumn.....of course it all depends b/c i try to shave and iron and ? the night before, but it dont always work out that way.....

    im up and out of bed 2 or 3 hrs before i have to be to the office btw.....only 30 mins of that is actually getting ready

    i get up maybe 45 mins before i have to be at the gym.....im out the door in 20 mins tops


    i dont know ? about no "dates" so i dont know how long it takes to get ready for one
  • VIBE
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    taeboo wrote: »
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    Matt- wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    For all you ? that said 5-10 don't take showers.

    i do. i just don't use one of those small square towel things for the soap

    You don't use a washcloth?? Lawd....

    Now they got some new ? , the soap comes inside a washcloth.

    ? is wack though. I just drizzle some Old Spice on my fluffy loofa thing, nh of course, and yeah...

  • Matt-
    Matt- Members Posts: 21,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    taeboo wrote: »
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    Matt- wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    For all you ? that said 5-10 don't take showers.

    i do. i just don't use one of those small square towel things for the soap

    You don't use a washcloth?? Lawd....

    i knew they had a name. yeah i use them, but i guess not in the right way. I lay 2 down on the bathroom floor and step on them when i get out of the shower. *shrug*
  • LPast
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    How to be grown man and get ready for a date in 30 minutes or less:

    - No shower ; substitute for Axe body spray.

    - No brushing of teeth; substitute with Orbitz gum.

    - Wear same clothes you wore yesterday. (Jordans and 90s cartoon tshirt)

    - Take ? at nearby gas station
  • VIBE
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    Can't believe I'm on the IC discussing the nature of my hygenical habits.
  • Matt-
    Matt- Members Posts: 21,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    LPast wrote: »
    How to be grown man and get ready for a date in 30 minutes or less:

    - No shower ; substitute for Axe body spray.

    - No brushing of teeth; substitute with Orbitz gum.

    - Wear same clothes you wore yesterday. (Jordans and 90s cartoon tshirt)

    - Take ? at nearby gas station

    so in other words do what a homeless person would do
  • The Prodigalson
    The Prodigalson Members, Writer Posts: 8,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    LPast wrote: »
    How to be grown man and get ready for a date in 30 minutes or less:

    - No shower ; substitute for Axe body spray.

    - No brushing of teeth; substitute with Orbitz gum.

    - Wear same clothes you wore yesterday. (Jordans and 90s cartoon tshirt)

    - Take ? at nearby gas station

    Don't take but 10 minutes to shower
    10 minutes to lotion off and put deodorant on and brush your teeth
    And maybe 10 minutes to put your clothes if that.



    Now WTF else is YOU ? doing? Unless you ? do hard labor or a mechanic I dont see why it takes so long.



    Unless you're fat then I can understand.
  • J-GUTTA
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    J-GUTTA wrote: »
    J-GUTTA wrote: »
    Only reason it may take longer is when I'm bs'n and have to tie all this hair to go to the gig. Dro you put creases in your jeans don't you? I don't think I've even ironed any jeans in my life yo.

    NAW... I STOPPED CREASING MY JEANS IN 2000.. BUT I DO PUT LIGHT STARCH IN THEM...

    DO YOU WEAR BOWRETTS IN YOUR HAIR LIKE SNOOP DOG?

    No ? n/h. My hair is past my shoulder blades so its to long to wear down in a corporate gig. I tie it up to the back.

    OHHH, SO AFTER YOU COME FROM THE BEAUTY SHOP, YOU ROLL YOUR HAIR UP AND PUT A HOT IRON TO YOUR BANGS?? COOL

    Son bugging just because my hair aint thinning out yo. Im just lucky enough to be good at my job that no mention or request is ever been made for me to cut it off.
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? said special k lol
  • SixSickSins
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    VIBE wrote: »
    I slap on a tee, basketball shorts and sandals when we go out to Olive Garden.

    I ain't getting ready for ? .

    RCS
    Real Crakkka ?

  • VIBE
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    VIBE wrote: »
    I slap on a tee, basketball shorts and sandals when we go out to Olive Garden.

    I ain't getting ready for ? .

    RCS
    Real Crakkka ?

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