What is the oddest object you've used to "get off"
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i was about 12 when I 1st realized I could buss, had my own room with a couch in it, man I cut a slit in the middle cushion and went to town on it
Remembers when I ran up in my 1st older chick, I was 15 & her 19, smashed right on that couch, she was like for you to be a "? " you shole experienced, if only that couch could talk, come to think of it that ? was like a 3sum, me, her, & that couch
Remembers when I ran up in my 1st older chick, I was 15 & her 19, smashed right on that couch, she was like for you to be a "? " you shole experienced, if only that couch could talk, come to think of it that ? was like a 3sum, me, her, & that couch
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Lmao ? out here ? couches.
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"oddiest"
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my bad bro, corrected it for you
Now contribute to the thread, besides your wife what is the oddest object you've used to get off, nh -
? bragging about ? couches in da 2014. ? this planet yo
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lol...u got that one
anyway, i dont use no damn objects...fuckilooklike
although as a youngin i tried to beat it wit the left one time....? didnt work out -
uhhh........my left hand
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This is ?
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not even ashamed to admit i'm tempted to make this for a rainy day
yeah your welcome.putting thoughts into peoples heads like inception out chea. -
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A vibrating back massager.
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A pound puppy
The water jets in the pool
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Lotion sock
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i was about 12 when I 1st realized I could buss, had my own room with a couch in it, man I cut a slit in the middle cushion and went to town on it
Remembers when I ran up in my 1st older chick, I was 15 & her 19, smashed right on that couch, she was like for you to be a "? " you shole experienced, if only that couch could talk, come to think of it that ? was like a 3sum, me, her, & that couch
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So y'all just gonna ignore that this ? said he ? his sister huh.
To answer the question, a lobsters mouth. -
Dead @ a lobster mouth.
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power toothbrush
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earth two superman wrote: »
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Remind me to never sit on your couch
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LOBSTERS HAVE MOUTHS? - DRO