"Aiight bruh, you got me" DWO Takes another L
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"iight bruh you got me" - Du
lmao.... -
what the ? is this chinese ? !
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i bet the ? set u up n started crying bcuz all u had was $12 and a ? flip phone
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Du's reaction when a robber grabs his arm and runs his pockets at finger-point.....
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noooooo lmao
this is hilarious but ya'll spend too much time on this ?
EDIT: just seen "DU KANG" and choked -
he had a truck parked across the street..he hopped in his truck, drove up the block threw my keys out the window....beeped the horn two times, and pulled off.....i walked up to my keys, and walked back down to my car
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noooooo lmao
this is hilarious but ya'll spend too much time on this ?
yea, their imaginations are running wild.....
everybody trying their best to think of the funniest ? to say next.....
? spend way too much time thinking about me -
"i smacked his hand"..i woulda let a 30 clip of in ya ear drum for that and i woulda told that ? to take her top off
no you wouldn't becuz you would never rob anyone cuz you're a ? -
Dont be that ? Du -
i bet the ? set u up n started crying bcuz all u had was $12 and a ? flip phone
possibly....i didn't know her too well...she told all her friends i was crazy, and i got some play from a chick she worked with -
he had a truck parked across the street..he hopped in his truck, drove up the block threw my keys out the window....beeped the horn two times, and pulled off.....i walked up to my keys, and walked back down to my car
lmao...that was some ? ass ? ...ol fair and friendly taking donations but lemme get a head start ass ? -
you made the thread.....you were thinking about me the whole time....you are far too ? to live much longer -
he had a truck parked across the street..he hopped in his truck, drove up the block threw my keys out the window....beeped the horn two times, and pulled off.....i walked up to my keys, and walked back down to my car
lmao...that was some ? ass ? ...ol fair and friendly taking donations but lemme get a head start ass ?
the most merciful stick up kid ever! -
look kids... don't get stuck up...
du did that...so hopefully you won't have to go through that.... -
Lmfao this ? is mad af
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about what? this ? is pretty funny if u ask me
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wait wait...
so he took your car keys and then took his truck and drove up the block and threw your keys out the window and beeped the horn to let you know you can come pick your ? up? Why did he do that? In his mind so you wouldnt chase him? He coulda been a ? and threw them ? in the sewer lol
I bet the walk to your keys and back was some soul searching type of walk
That robber got the best etiquette I ever heard of.
A gangster and a gentleman -
wait wait...
so he took your car keys and then took his truck and drove up the block and threw your keys out the window and beeped the horn to let you know he can come pick your ? up? Why did he do that? In his mind so you wouldnt chase him? He coulda been a ? and threw them ? in the sewer lol
I bet the walk to your keys and back was some soul searching type of walk
naw not really, i was a little ? i got caught like that, but it wasn't that big of a deal, but i got over it fairly quickly
i was more ? shorty was too shaken up to smash that night, i just dropped her off at her crib and went home -
"I mighta got robbed, but I slapped the ? out of the robber's hand." - Du
yo this ? got me weak...... -
he prolly ran threw ya pockets n started pulling out honeybuns n ?
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I can't believe they're taking Du's wealth
They took Du rings, they took Du Rolex
Du looked at the brother said "damn, what's next?"
They've had guns to Du head
I think Dus going down
Du can't believe this happening in his own town
If Dus had wings he would fly -
he had a truck parked across the street..he hopped in his truck, drove up the block threw my keys out the window....beeped the horn two times, and pulled off.....i walked up to my keys, and walked back down to my car
This sounds like it could be a Chappelle show skit. -
he prolly ran threw ya pockets n started pulling out honeybuns n ?
naw this was back when i was in fairly good shape....i was like 21....
i used to actually go outside n ? back then instead of wasting my youth on the internet talking to imaginary friends -
But for real du why when you grabbed his hand you aint execute a karate move?
why you aint kick him like you kicked them boxes?
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Oh this is before you knew jiu jitsu... -
iight, so i was coming out the building...it was a cool summer night......prolly like 73 degrees, but the breeze that night called for a light jacket....
you could still smell the cookout aroma in the air.....
i had just gotten paid, so i had a couple hundred on me.....and decided to hit the club....
man it was glorious...it was like everybody who's a everybody was there....all the ladies were looking right...i was extra fresh myself, and the dj was just in the zone.....
a few ladies were feeling my swag and wanted to get outta there before the lights came on....so we left early ahead of the crowd....
walked over to the car, i must've been open cuz i wasn't watching ? but her hips...i just knew it was gonna be a great night.....
gets to my car, and as i'm closing the door, i feel it re opening.....next thing i know all i see is the barrell of a gun.....couldn't believe it was happening to me,, but i knew what time it was....
i just got out the car and was like "iight bruh you got me"
dude took my car keys out of my hand and i took out my phone and the few dollars i had left on me and threw the ? on the curb (the rest of the money was in the glove box so i wasn't trippin over what was in my pockets)
the shorty gave him her purse and was curled up in the seat holding her mouth while crying....
as i was taking off my chain.....dude tried to pat my pockets to see if i was holding out, and i smacked his hand back told him he had enough, just give me my keys back and we can call it a night.....
dude was like "iight, imma drive to the corner and drop them at the stop sign"
and that was the end of it....
Thru the Grace Of ? that didn't end up worse than it did.
