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I guess this is a scumbag story........
Used to ? with this chick from the hometown. She was in college and was "dating " some Que(frat) ? who played on the football team. Every weekend she would come home and hit me up. She would always stay in her older sister's apt.
Well one particular weekend I was over there and me shorty ordered pizza blunt rolled and watching The movie Friday. She had been rubbing a ? joint talking about how she ready to ? and what not. Mood is right and its about to go down.
Well the phone rings and its her home girl. She tells her that her bf was killed in a wreck with his jumpoff or gf I still don't know what that chick was to this day. The jumpoff/gf survived.
Shorty hollering and crying and ? and I'm high as ? . Yelling from the bedroom saying Ayo ? I can't hear the TV. At the moment I didn't know what had happen. I thought she was just being loud on the phone.
Shorty comes in to the room. Tears running down her face and ? . I ask dafuck wrong with you? She tells me what happens. Like I said I was high as ? and zoned out. I hit her with oh wow that's ? up and continue watching Friday. She say that's it? That's all you gonna say? I say dafuck else can I say? I don't know the ? but RIP I gueas. She's all crying and ? and say you're coldhearted bastard.
I was like I don't know what you want me to say. I am ? his girl and I don't know him. Fuxk I look like trying to feel bad for the ? . Then I hit her with.........he was cheating on you anyway ? him.
I guess she thought about it for a minute and ? about me not giving a damn. She rolled me another blunt and we fuxked right after Craig knocked Deebo out.
a special place reserved in hell for Shorty -
A few know. Most don't. The ones who don't know, I ain't talked to them ? in YEARS so you can consider them acquaintances, not friends. LolRecaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »@ he's done to them, his body would end up in a river. Lol!
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Lol this thread the devil. I'm over he reliving the bad things I did to women. @Mastery not alone in his bad friend ways trust me
Yeah bro...I had a phase until I sat back and thought about my actions...partially why I am who I am today.
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Dafuq! Yall nigguhs don't know how to be real friends. I'm thanking gawd i don't know none of yall ? in real life
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Lol this thread the devil. I'm over he reliving the bad things I did to women. @Mastery not alone in his bad friend ways trust me
you too ? ??
"du...yea man i'm in town for the weekend, you and your wife wanna meet uo for dinner? my treat"
"yea..i'll be ther... wife can't make it...she just broke her orbital bone"
"i'm fine"
"yea she ain't gonna be able to make it fam"
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I guess this is a scumbag story........
Used to ? with this chick from the hometown. She was in college and was "dating " some Que(frat) ? who played on the football team. Every weekend she would come home and hit me up. She would always stay in her older sister's apt.
Well one particular weekend I was over there and me shorty ordered pizza blunt rolled and watching The movie Friday. She had been rubbing a ? joint talking about how she ready to ? and what not. Mood is right and its about to go down.
Well the phone rings and its her home girl. She tells her that her bf was killed in a wreck with his jumpoff or gf I still don't know what that chick was to this day. The jumpoff/gf survived.
Shorty hollering and crying and ? and I'm high as ? . Yelling from the bedroom saying Ayo ? I can't hear the TV. At the moment I didn't know what had happen. I thought she was just being loud on the phone.
Shorty comes in to the room. Tears running down her face and ? . I ask dafuck wrong with you? She tells me what happens. Like I said I was high as ? and zoned out. I hit her with oh wow that's ? up and continue watching Friday. She say that's it? That's all you gonna say? I say dafuck else can I say? I don't know the ? but RIP I gueas. She's all crying and ? and say you're coldhearted bastard.
I was like I don't know what you want me to say. I am ? his girl and I don't know him. Fuxk I look like trying to feel bad for the ? . Then I hit her with.........he was cheating on you anyway ? him.
I guess she thought about it for a minute and ? about me not giving a damn. She rolled me another blunt and we fuxked right after Craig knocked Deebo out.
Honestly, I have no problem with this. -
MANNNN THE ONLY STORY I CAN THINK OF....
I WAS IN THE CLUB ONE NIGHT WITH MY ? 'S
IT WAS A GIRL AND DUDE ON THE COUCH...
SHE TALKING TO HIM, THEN WOULD LOOK OVER AT ME..TALK TO HIM, LOOK AT ME.. THIS ? WENT ON FOR LIKE 2MINS...
SO IM THINKING LIKE "SHIDDDDD, BIH BOUT TO CHOOSE A NGA"..
SO IM TRYIN TO LOOK COOLER AND ? AND SHE SIGNALS FOR ME TO COME OVER...
SO I GOT MY COOL WALK ON AND ? ....
I WALK OVER THERE AND SAY 'WHATS UP"...
SHE LOOKS AT ME AND POINTS TO HIM...
I LOOK AT DUDE AND I BULLSHYT YOU NOT.. THIS ? SAYS:
"AYE BRUH, LET ME BORROW A DOLLAR SO I CAN BUY HER A WATER"
NGA I CAUGHT THE STANK FACE SOOOO BAD, I LOOKED AT DUDE AND SAID, MANNNNN, IF YOU DONT GET YO LAME ASS OUT MY FACE" AND JUST WALKED OFF!
A WEEK LATER, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "DAM THAT NGA CHUMPED ME OFF" -
Headed to the "black love thread,"
yall damn scumbags. -
Lmaoooooooodalyricalbandit wrote: »
GOT DAMN THIS ? TAKING L'S FROM THE FUTURE
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@ need enemies???
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women can't stand rejection. But they hate even more being the side piece.
back in college, they used to call me Laptop. (remember this because it's important to the story)
I had this one little thing named Tammy and all we did was ? back in college. we had absolutely nothing in common, nothing to talk about, nowhere to go and hang Just bumpin uglies. so one day in the middle of the week her grandmother passes away and she leaves campus to return on the next week.
I met another little thing that same Wednesday named Kristal. now she is a cool girl, not super duper attractive, but damn did she have a pretty set of lips. so for the rest of that week, we hung out, chatting on the phone, and finally had sex from Friday to Sunday.
monday Tammy comes back. now me and her are back to our regular routine. Like it never even happened! We're in the dorm and I get a call from Kristal. Ignored! Then my room phone starts ringing so you already know who it is. Ignored! me and Tammy are having a good time with the chopped and screwed R&B music on blast. then the door...
knock knock knock!
Go the ? away!
Knock knock knock!
The ? do you want?
It's me! (Kristal)
*10 second silence, followed by whispers and fumbling...
bang bang bang!
Irah, do you have a female in there?
I grabbed Tammi by her forearm and stick her naked ass in my closet and hide her behind some jeans and jackets. I look outside the door and there's about 15 women who look like they're ready for trouble.
my skinny ass steps out with nothing on but Dickies shorts with no belt so I'm holding it up by my right hand and my left hand in a you shall not pass motion.
"Kristal, I'm sorry but. You know you're not my girlfriend, right? We're not exclusive."
"oh really? How exclusive where we Sunday? And the day before that? And the day before that?"
She was trying to get Tammy's attention yelling that through my door. Now the 12 women who are in the lobby are hyping it up like the Maury show. The fellas are like, "don't let her talk to you like that, Laptop!"
"well I hope you're happy. I can officially say I've been pimped by a nerd! You ain't nothing but a laptop ? !"
I go to my media class the next day and its like everybody got quiet until I sat down. The girl next to me turns and says, hey are you the laptop ? ?
the whole class, teacher included bust out laughing. I was isolated and hurt. -
I WALK OVER THERE AND SAY 'WHATS UP"...
SHE LOOKS AT ME AND POINTS TO HIM...
I LOOK AT DUDE AND I BULLSHYT YOU NOT.. THIS ? SAYS:
"AYE BRUH, LET ME BORROW A DOLLAR SO I CAN BUY HER A WATER"
NGA I CAUGHT THE STANK FACE SOOOO BAD, I LOOKED AT DUDE AND SAID, MANNNNN, IF YOU DONT GET YO LAME ASS OUT MY FACE" AND JUST WALKED OFF!
A WEEK LATER, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "DAM THAT NGA CHUMPED ME OFF"
Now if this was a robbery, that chick would be the distraction and he would be the gun-butt to the back of your head.
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I'm laughing at how this ? stuck his main piece in the closet over a side piece he barely knew. Lolgeechee slim wrote: »women can't stand rejection. But they hate even more being the side piece.
back in college, they used to call me Laptop. (remember this because it's important to the story)
I had this one little thing named Tammy and all we did was ? back in college. we had absolutely nothing in common, nothing to talk about, nowhere to go and hang Just bumpin uglies. so one day in the middle of the week her grandmother passes away and she leaves campus to return on the next week.
I met another little thing that same Wednesday named Kristal. now she is a cool girl, not super duper attractive, but damn did she have a pretty set of lips. so for the rest of that week, we hung out, chatting on the phone, and finally had sex from Friday to Sunday.
monday Tammy comes back. now me and her are back to our regular routine. Like it never even happened! We're in the dorm and I get a call from Kristal. Ignored! Then my room phone starts ringing so you already know who it is. Ignored! me and Tammy are having a good time with the chopped and screwed R&B music on blast. then the door...
knock knock knock!
Go the ? away!
Knock knock knock!
The ? do you want?
It's me! (Kristal)
*10 second silence, followed by whispers and fumbling...
bang bang bang!
Irah, do you have a female in there?
I grabbed Tammi by her forearm and stick her naked ass in my closet and hide her behind some jeans and jackets. I look outside the door and there's about 15 women who look like they're ready for trouble.
my skinny ass steps out with nothing on but Dickies shorts with no belt so I'm holding it up by my right hand and my left hand in a you shall not pass motion.
"Kristal, I'm sorry but. You know you're not my girlfriend, right? We're not exclusive."
"oh really? How exclusive where we Sunday? And the day before that? And the day before that?"
She was trying to get Tammy's attention yelling that through my door. Now the 12 women who are in the lobby are hyping it up like the Maury show. The fellas are like, "don't let her talk to you like that, Laptop!"
"well I hope you're happy. I can officially say I've been pimped by a nerd! You ain't nothing but a laptop ? !"
I go to my media class the next day and its like everybody got quiet until I sat down. The girl next to me turns and says, hey are you the laptop ? ?
the whole class, teacher included bust out laughing. I was isolated and hurt.
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I swear Laptop...I mean Geechee be having rollin wit his stories.
Hol'up tho. Krista thought yall were a couple after just a week??? Lol!! -
My ? Geechie panicked like a ? ... I can't lie them hoes would ve whooped ur frail ass
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"*10 second silence, followed by whispers and fumbling...
bang bang bang!
Irah, do you have a female in there?
I grabbed Tammi by her forearm and stick her naked ass in my closet and hide her behind some jeans and jackets. I look outside the door and there's about 15 women who look like they're ready for trouble.
my skinny ass steps out with nothing on but Dickies shorts with no belt so I'm holding it up by my right hand and my left hand in a you shall not pass motion."
You know that ? 's heart BPM was off the charts at that moment. Lol! -
these ? aint ? bro. And for all you hoes reading, I just want you to know one thing...
I did this to you -
To geechie that sounds like a win to me, I woulda changed my name on all social media to the lap top ? and embraced that ?
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Man that laptop ? story got me cryin.
When he said the professor bust out laughing, I was imagining an old white dude
Lmao I'd leave class immediately -
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Now the chick was fine, nice juicey ass, with little ? . Anywho...
we at my crib the next night and I'm like "when you gonna give my boy a chance to be with you. You know the ? like you." His turn his head and look at me like "no ? ." Much to his surprise, she was like "if he stop being so scary and ask me out, maybe." The ? hop up awkward as ? and ask her out. She says yes...
Dead @ bolded.
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Right? A ? would have sat back soaking in my new found fame like:To geechie that sounds like a win to me, I woulda changed my name on all social media to the lap top ? and embraced that ?
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Trademark laptop ?
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So im going a few pages back and seeBeardedFreak wrote: »Went through a "Dicking Down Dikes" phase, last year around Thanksgiving and Xmas.
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I wasn't gonna click this thread at first cause I figured I didn't need the stories to know half of y'all aint ? , lol
But reading these Ls just makes me want to hug you all for the people that did you wrong...
Anyways I'll tell y'all my story and y'all can apply the Ls where necessary...
Me and my ex was crazy in love. And not like the song, like we were two crazy individuals that fell for each other. Our favorite past time was describing in detail how we'd ? each other if one of us was caught cheating...
Anyways we got into this humongous fight and broke up. Cut to 2 months later,I start talking to this guy that works with me and we start dating. Not too long after that, I invite the new guy to my crib for a rendezvous. The moment he steps in my bedroom, I get a text from my ex like '? imma ? you and your new ? '.
I ignore it and proceed to get my swerve on. My ex breaks into my house and catches dude while we putting our clothes on. He warns dude that if he catches him near me again, he's gonna beat him senseless. My current dude apologizes to my ex and runs out the door.
Mind you, I'm young and crazy so I'm thinking damn he must really love me to break in and threaten my new ? . I'm also thinking my new ? is ? made for apologizing and running when I told him that me and my ex broke up months ago.
Not even concerned with how he knew dude was in my crib...
Anyways me and the new guy try it again. He comes over and this time he spends the night. So we're laying in bed naked and sleep and my ex breaks in again. This time I wake up to a loud cracking sound and a scream.
My ex took my wooden folding table and proceeds to beat this man senseless while he's laying next to me then dips leaving an unconscious bloodied man in my bed. I had to clothe him, call us both in sick to work and get him to a hospital to patch up his head.
After he's healed up, my new guy breaks up with me. He tells me that he wants to save face at work so just to go along with him and tell people he got jumped and robbed by some local ? . Anybody that knows me knows that I live in a block with nothing but old people so my friends are clowning him at work talking about a gang of geriatrics got at him with their canes n ? ... He ended up quitting the job which he said was for unrelated reasons...
A while after me and my ex get back together, cause... You know, that's what crazy does...I ask him how did he know I was dating the other guy and he goes in my room and pulls out a small camera wire.
This ? bugged my house
That's when I realized I was dealing with a level of crazy that I could never aspire to...
Got that restraining order.
I learned to stop dealing with crazy ? and not to let men into my house. None. If we get up either I'm coming over or we're getting a room.
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