Problems sitting on toilet
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SheerExcellence
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My problem is my ? so long (nh) it goes into the water. It ? me off cause when I ? I gotta flush quick before ? touch my ? , but then I gotta slightly stand up when I flush so that the swirling ? dont rich my ?
If I have diarrhea, I just gotta take a shower after, there is no escape. I tried to ask my doctor what to do, but he don't have my problem.
Any advice?
If I have diarrhea, I just gotta take a shower after, there is no escape. I tried to ask my doctor what to do, but he don't have my problem.
Any advice?
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WTF!!
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I have the same issue. Nothing u can do but position yourself properly and sit up straight as possible mane
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I usually place my meat on my lap when I defecate.
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BangEm_Bart wrote: »I usually place my meat on my lap when I defecate.
Damn. This makes sense actually. Not sure why I never thought of this -
BangEm_Bart wrote: »I usually place my meat on my lap when I defecate.
^^^^ best advice right her -
No ? b, i grab a paper towel and let it hang off the front..noooooo ? b
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Fail. Who let's their ? hang in the toilet? Where the ? was your dad? You needed him.
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I got a super average ? so this is not an issue for me. Nh.
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Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »No ? b, i grab a paper towel and let it hang off the front..noooooo ? b
Na that's pretty ? b -
KingFreeman wrote: »Fail. Who let's their ? hang in the toilet? Where the ? was your dad? You needed him.
Damn bruh, when I was being ? trained I didn't have the problem. When I was grown it didn't occur to me to have my dad watch me ? to see if I was doing it right...
? yall ? be on sometimes? -
I ? when I ? so it has to be in the toilet
Worse than the water is it touching the inside of the bowl
Nh Nh Nh -
Im a grower so I dont have this problem
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Smmfh @ u ? havin this type of discussion. ? is wrong with yall
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Aint nothing wrong. We're all saying nh.
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"nah this ain't ? ? , this man ? "
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Yea nh
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I'm laughing my ass off at this thread. Yall ? ? crazy lol. But yeah my meat sits in my lap when I ? . Nh. Wtf lol
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How hard is it to keep it out of the damn bowl?
You gotta be remedial if you've been putting your ? in ? all this time, every day, all because you're too dumb to just hold it while you take a dump -
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Im confused, how y'all sitting y'all meat on y'all lap? Y'all ? with y'all legs closed? Gonna end up givin y'all self an aneurysm doing that.
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Here's what you do...
you take a 1 liter bottle and fill it with water and put it in the toilet tank in the back. Then your water level will be lower.
You're welcome. -
Melanin_Enriched wrote: »Im confused, how y'all sitting y'all meat on y'all lap? Y'all ? with y'all legs closed? Gonna end up givin y'all self an aneurysm doing that.
Just lay my meat on my left leg or wrap it around my waist bruh. -
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Undercover simp thread...
Smh.