Wife/? ONCE/Keep as a sidepiece (UNLIMITED OPTIONS)
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White women
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R&B/Video ?
You ? are something else. -
White women
Porn stars
Movie stars
R&B/Video ?
You ? are something else.
Aight Heres My Politically Correct List
Wife - Michele OBama
Smash - Harriet Tubman
Sidepiece - Margaret Thatcher
nh
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White women
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You ? are something else.
Who the ? else are we supposed to say bruh? Ain't that the point of this thread? -
illestni99ainne wrote: »
Why you ? upset? I dont care but if i have the choice of any woman on the planet that has ever existed or some ? the last people im going to consider are gold diggers and ? buckets.
Funny thing is when basketball and football players knock up these same hoes yall call them lame but you'd do the same thing?
Nah. Its for play anyway so chill out. -
White women
Porn stars
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R&B/Video ?
You ? are something else.
The criteria is ? you wanna ? once and SIDEPIECE
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Im just being an ? fellas please have at it. I really don't care
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Wife:Jessica Alba
I can be a stay at home dad & play with my side chick while she dealing with her billion dollar baby shampoo empire
Side Chick:Salma Hayek
Smash Once:Meagan Good
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White women
Porn stars
Movie stars
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You ? are something else.
WTF does her occupation have to do with catching this D, either one time or on a recurring basis?
If she looks likes this, she could be janitor for all I care...
Lol. Contrarian ass ? -
Officially changin my ? ONCE vote to:
KaRoachmotel Tran
She must got that Sunshine 'put yo mama on the phone...' ? -
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Wife: Cyn Santana
Ain't no rest. I'd be faithful for this. I swear
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Wife - Syrena
Smash - Taccora
Mistress - DW: Lisa Bonet or Jasmine Guy, or the latina wife on modern fam -
If Brooke Westbrook's didn't have all them kids she would get wifed straight up.
Sidepiece: Serena Williams
Smash once: Bootylicious (anally) -
Other contenders for fantasy wife :
Hasselbeck, Elizabeth (beautiful dark eyes that compliment her hair color. Nice, high pitched voice)
Rita from 187 (shy and sweet)
Beth (cute and sexy) and Maggie (cool and sexy) from the Walking Dead
Mary Margaret (with short hair) from Once Upon A Time
etc.
I mean the characters, not necessarily the actresses.
It will probably be Hasselbeck, Rita or Beth. I can't remember whether or not I ever had an actual crush on Margaret or Maggie but they are beautiful and I like their personalities.
Rachel Dunham from Fringe, Callisto from Xena, The Wicked Witch from OUAT etc. were also fine. I had a crush on Callisto, when she wasn't being cruel or killing people, because she was vulnerable and in pain. -
Wife: Tori Kelly
Smash: Rihanna
Sidepiece: Amber Rose -
Wife: Tori Kelly
Smash: Rihanna
Sidepiece: Amber Rose
How tf i forget Amber rose smh
Bernice Burgos has been replaced. Gimme Amber Rose from her Kanye days -
Wife - India Arie
? once - KiToy
Sidepiece - Janet Jackson
Sidepiece (with feelings) - Janelle Monae, Natalie Portmam
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'Sidepiece with feelings' hahahaa
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Wife:
Side Piece(s):
One Night Stand:
Allison Seymour from Fox 5 News D.C.
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One Night Stand:
Allison Seymour from Fox 5 News D.C.
I low-key got a crush on Allison Seymour too
She might be wife status
Edit: Shawn Yancey bad too... -
illestni99ainne wrote: »Wife-Keep my wife
? once-Rachel Bloom. She's on this show I watch with my wife called My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Something about that ? does it for me. She gotta be in character as I smash tho.
https://youtu.be/QNIUkO2o_p4
Side Piece-Olivia Wilde
Ok I'm changing my sidepiece forever to Jobeth Devera local newscaster in my area. I think I love her LOL. I told my wife if I ever see her in life I'm shooting my shot.
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illestni99ainne wrote: »illestni99ainne wrote: »Wife-Keep my wife
? once-Rachel Bloom. She's on this show I watch with my wife called My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Something about that ? does it for me. She gotta be in character as I smash tho.
https://youtu.be/QNIUkO2o_p4
Side Piece-Olivia Wilde
Cutiepie
Just peeped her twitter & she eats hot cheetos & has a crush on beyonce. She is my type. -
yellowtapesport wrote: »
Yo. True story. I be low-key watchin "Good Day D.C. JUST to gawk at Allison. Don't tell nobody doe.
I met her and Ms. Yancy at the "Empire" casting call a month or two ago and I almost lost my breath. Allison was fine as usual and Ms. Yancy was out there lookin like an incredible edible chocolate stallion doe........ YIKES!
Yancy ain't ugly by any means. But Shawty, lemme tell u. That camera don't do her no justice. Mmm hmm. Skeet skeet skeet
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? once - Taylor Swift. Yeah, she's built like surfboard (no Beyonce literally), but to smash White America's sweetheart and begin her downward spiral would be a dream. Most definitely would have to up them flicks and get paid for the sex tape.
Sidepiece - Doesn't make sense to pick anything but a porn star. Sign her to an NDA exclusive contract laden with performance incentives. Picking Harley Dean.
Wife - Honestly the toughest choice. Hard to find someone who can build with you and have your back. That being said, I'm picking Oyindamola Honey Ogundeyi, the founder of fashpa, a Nigerian ecommerce site. -
Honorary smash to Phyllis Yvonne Stickney and Ms. Badu