ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!
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Lmao Awh you shouldn't have -
I ain't eating ? cooked by a kid and a ? 20w light bulb anyway..
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nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.
my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol
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Why would you need a fake ID if your current one is expired? That doesn't change your age. Expired or not, they check for birthdates, nothing more.
One of my homeboys damn near got arrested because of this situation lmao
He goes into tha gas station he always goes in by his crib and tha lady behind tha counter asks for his id...he gives it to her but its expired so she doesn't sell him his blunts...he yells "MY ? BIRTHDAY DIDN'T EXPIRE ? !!" and spits at her (he's that disrespectful homeboy you got that spits at people all tha time lol) and dips out...that was years ago and we still laugh about that ? lmao
he's childish and a hoe and would get knocked off the map with that ? ?
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My lil girl wants this
My son trill and keeps it simple like his pops, all he wants is a pet fish -
nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.
my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol
I disagree.
She's had two in her 8 years. Both were used once (that's all the mix that comes with the damn thing) and the "cakes" were ? .
She can learn independence by helping me bake some real ? , you just allow her more freedom each time (preheating the oven, cracking eggs, using the mixer, helping clean up her mess) AND she gets to share and enjoy the fruits of her labor with others. -
nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.
my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol
kmsl....i thought me and my cousins were ? up....we used to break their legs and put em in ant piles or on top of a car in the middle of summer
sounds crazy but I would be somewhat proud to see some ? like that today.....i dont even think these kids know where to find frogs or even care for that matter......IF they go outside
my homeboy posted on FB this morning he wanted to know why nobody plays tetherball no more lmao....real ? tho they aint nowhere in sight
"playing" is dead -
Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »
My lil girl wants this
My son trill and keeps it simple like his pops, all he wants is a pet fish
or he might think you're broke because of how you dress -
nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.
my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol
I disagree.
She's had two in her 8 years. Both were used once (that's all the mix that comes with the damn thing) and the "cakes" were ? .
She can learn independence by helping me bake some real ? , you just allow her more freedom each time (preheating the oven, cracking eggs, using the mixer, helping clean up her mess) AND she gets to share and enjoy the fruits of her labor with others.
you
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know
nothin lol -
nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.
my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol
I disagree.
She's had two in her 8 years. Both were used once (that's all the mix that comes with the damn thing) and the "cakes" were ? .
She can learn independence by helping me bake some real ? , you just allow her more freedom each time (preheating the oven, cracking eggs, using the mixer, helping clean up her mess) AND she gets to share and enjoy the fruits of her labor with others.
you
don't
know
nothin lol
Aka good point Kat. -
Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »ChillaDaKilla wrote: »Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »Yo, how betta gettin away wit postin a dude taking a squat on a ? but texas boi still gettin clowned about a catfish
Better question is how do these ? ass situations keep happening when there's nothing but "heterosexual" men here
Bored male humor SOPHMORIC CAC HUMOR always devolves to childish humor. Which is basically, ? jokes, ? and ass jokes, girl bashing, and ? jokes. The real question is what kinda feelings reading the ? jokes is being brought up in the mind offended.
A ? can watch in living colors men on film. And find it funny as ? , because there is a disconnect. We are aware of the joke, we know the two actors involved are not ? . And it allows for the upstight to enjoy the satire.
But to read it, there is no dissconnect. The persona of the person who wrote it, for the most part is built and established by the reader. So the reader is actually more mentally and emotionally involved. So there imagination comes into play when they read such a thing. And theres ? porn going on in their brain.
Or...or, im bullshin..but at least one yall saw ? porn in ya mind for a moment..lol
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nah it teaches independence get your daughter one let her practice on it then when it's time to bake in a real oven she's used to doing things and you can sit back and let her work with little assistance.
my sister had one and me and my brothers cooked a frog and some bugs in it and got our ass tore up lol
kmsl....i thought me and my cousins were ? up....we used to break their legs and put em in ant piles or on top of a car in the middle of summer
sounds crazy but I would be somewhat proud to see some ? like that today.....i dont even think these kids know where to find frogs or even care for that matter......IF they go outside
my homeboy posted on FB this morning he wanted to know why nobody plays tetherball no more lmao....real ? tho they aint nowhere in sight
"playing" is dead
yeah this are different now I ain't emm much gone speak on ? toads them hoes didn't stand a chance lol rip
lol burhhh ive hand fights over tetherball I was the champ -
I was gonna make a thread last week but someone else do it.. Give and IC a gift. however you want to title it. -
@Kat I'll be in SD tomorrow, what you want for dinner?
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A million dollars.
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Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »
My lil girl wants this
My son trill and keeps it simple like his pops, all he wants is a pet fish
My daughter collects those. I hate them but I can't complain, I collect Funko bobble heads, action figures and comics. -
one of the dopest toys ever as a kid -
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My daughter told me she wanted a Zoomer Kitty..I Googled that ? and its a hundred dollars!
Why can't she want something that's like $14.99?? -
so thisjust happened ...im cruising in the Benz on my way to go see my nephew in the hospital...? cop pulls me over on LSD by 39th....so im like i know its DWB so I pull over in the middle of LSD put my hazard on, he pulls up behind me for like 10 mins then gets out the car like sir you are posed to pull over on the exit ramp im like whatever so i pull over on the exit ramp...he comes to the window , license and registration are good im like whats the issue...he like u were going 80 in a 45 ...im like ? what about the ppl who were passing me by how fast they were going? he all quiet...im like matter of fact let me see ur speed radar, he like i cant show u that.....im like whatever give me my ticket, ill go pay for it now be done with it...? keeps my license and gives me a ticket talking bout your court date is february 11.....im like first of all thats 2 months away and second how am i posed to hit the club with this yellow ticket...he like how is that any of my concern and u starting to annoy me......im like how do u think i feel? let me get my tiicket and bounce before i catch some bullets or some ?
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My daughter told me she wanted a Zoomer Kitty..I Googled that ? and its a hundred dollars!
Why can't she want something that's like $14.99??
You figure, they get older and want less that costs more, but overall, it evens out..
A few gifts that = $100
One gift that = $100
Regardless, you spend the same. -
? up ? is going over 30 mph is a misdemeanor.,.....
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Stop being a brat. -
My daughter told me she wanted a Zoomer Kitty..I Googled that ? and its a hundred dollars!
Why can't she want something that's like $14.99??
You figure, they get older and want less that costs more, but overall, it evens out..
A few gifts that = $100
One gift that = $100
Regardless, you spend the same.
Yeah but it looks sparse as ? under the tree when you only have one gift under there. My dad ended up getting it for her anyway. I'm getting her a new tablet and the new Just Dance game. -
Why would you need a fake ID if your current one is expired? That doesn't change your age. Expired or not, they check for birthdates, nothing more.
One of my homeboys damn near got arrested because of this situation lmao
He goes into tha gas station he always goes in by his crib and tha lady behind tha counter asks for his id...he gives it to her but its expired so she doesn't sell him his blunts...he yells "MY ? BIRTHDAY DIDN'T EXPIRE ? !!" and spits at her (he's that disrespectful homeboy you got that spits at people all tha time lol) and dips out...that was years ago and we still laugh about that ? lmao
I have an expired license right now, ? went a month ago and I just purchased alcohol no problem.
Speaking of that, I gotta stop procrastinating and get my ? renewed.