**Ladies...Having male company over..or on the way...when you have GAS****
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Aquafina..floe
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ok i know we have all been in the situation where your somewhere and yo stomach just out the nowwhere staarts tearin it up and u just need to start letting out them conservative poot poots
but what about when u have a dude coming over and you got that GAS....is it a no go??? or a nah
i know there was a recent situation when i was expecting me lil friend to come over one night and im getting ready u know cleaning the house and all that stuff n i HAD that GAS i was soooo ? mad cause man this is my lil boo thang and i aint seen him since forever due to his job
so im tryna get it all out n stuff but it just wouldnt stop coming i was so ? ? !!!....so i finally called him and told him that i had to babysit some neighbors kids
@pico in this situation what would you have done.....
but what about when u have a dude coming over and you got that GAS....is it a no go??? or a nah
i know there was a recent situation when i was expecting me lil friend to come over one night and im getting ready u know cleaning the house and all that stuff n i HAD that GAS i was soooo ? mad cause man this is my lil boo thang and i aint seen him since forever due to his job
so im tryna get it all out n stuff but it just wouldnt stop coming i was so ? ? !!!....so i finally called him and told him that i had to babysit some neighbors kids
@pico in this situation what would you have done.....
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lol.. poot poots
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i thought yalls poot poots smelled like fresh baked cinnamon rolls
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"Why you gotta say nasty ? ?"
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That's what incense are for...
If it's your man though he better get used to it because I read a thrilling novella entitled 'everybody poops'...
Needless to say it changed my life.... -
you need to ? then ? you need to ? then ? make sure you spray the house if the man is close to you he won't mind stop all the pretty stoosh fuckery
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tha_bride22 wrote: »That's what incense are for...
If it's your man though he better get used to it because I read a thrilling novella entitled 'everybody poops'...
Needless to say it changed my life....
really...i love to read...ima have to look that up.......
i feel you though in the incense but i mean im the type if im talking to any man ...unless we on some serious marriage stuff or he my baby dad..i cant do all this in front of him..its just awkward -
tha_bride22 wrote: »That's what incense are for...
If it's your man though he better get used to it because I read a thrilling novella entitled 'everybody poops'...
Needless to say it changed my life....Aquafina..floe wrote: »tha_bride22 wrote: »That's what incense are for...
If it's your man though he better get used to it because I read a thrilling novella entitled 'everybody poops'...
Needless to say it changed my life....
really...i love to read...ima have to look that up.......
i feel you though in the incense but i mean im the type if im talking to any man ...unless we on some serious marriage stuff or he my baby dad..i cant do all this in front of him..its just awkward
my gawd..... -
Pop a beano and sit on his face
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? be like damn it smells like something crawled up inside of you and died....
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playmaker88 wrote: »? be like damn it smells like something crawled up inside of you and died..
my pat pats dont stink -
It seem like the finest chicks have the ? smelling farts
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the bigger the ? , the stankier the ?
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Make it ? game make him wipe it
