Ever discovered your S/O's 'toilet treasure'
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yellowtapesport
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How do you react to accidentally seeing some ? they forgot to flush?
Or..
Ever walked into a house right after the person that lived there took a big ? with no incense, air freshener??
Put some respek on my smell ?
Or..
Ever walked into a house right after the person that lived there took a big ? with no incense, air freshener??
Put some respek on my smell ?
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Got to the hotel room of a ? that flew in from the Chi to ? with a ? ...long drive to the room and I had to ? like a toddler on a road trip..needless to say I went straight to the bathroom and lifted the toilet seat..looked down and the toilet looked like some WWII battlefield soup...smh
Never hit that again -
bro be honest, you went to ? a chick selling ? on backpage out the motel 6
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bro be honest, you went to ? a chick selling ? on backpage out the motel 6
'THAT ? SET ME UP...'
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I'm too old to care
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This was your best idea for a thread today ????
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"OKAY WTF? NO SERIOUSLY THO WTF I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ? WTF FLUSH THAT ? . ? YUCK GOTDAMMIT ? NOW I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ? ."
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MsSouthern wrote: »This was your best idea for a thread today ????
Congrats..you just made the Summer Jam Screen -
I remember in college had this fine lil joint from NY her and her friends was the hot click (one of them was Yandi from Love n Hip Hop) so I had some of the homies on campus with me and we went to one of these hoes dorm room..well maybe she didnt think we was close and blew up the bathroom..
So we knockin and standing outside (no @Stew ) for like 5 minutes this ? spraying all types of freshener lol so she opens the door and this blend of spring flowers and homeless public library bathroom ? LMAO
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yellowtapesport wrote: »I remember in college had this fine lil joint from NY her and her friends was the hot click (one of them was Yandi from Love n Hip Hop) so I had some of the homies on campus with me and we went to one of these hoes dorm room..well maybe she didnt think we was close and blew up the bathroom..
So we knockin and standing outside (no @Stew ) for like 5 minutes this ? spraying all types of freshener lol so she opens the door and this blend of spring flowers and homeless public library bathroom ? LMAO
Needless to say that ? wasn't so hot anymore...
U gotta get your IC stories in check brotha. U got me mixed up with @Chicity -
I never knocked....
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He stood under the awning
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yellowtapesport wrote: »MsSouthern wrote: »This was your best idea for a thread today ????
Congrats..you just made the Summer Jam Screen
Might as well pack your bags now for a summer vacay in Banland -
LOL @ Toilet Treasure
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KingFreeman wrote: »I told y'all about the ? that just ? in my toilet and bounced and didn't flush right? A ? was truly speechless that day.
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Pico took a ? 1 time
Looked like a log -
This thread will be great
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KingFreeman wrote: »KingFreeman wrote: »I told y'all about the ? that just ? in my toilet and bounced and didn't flush right? A ? was truly speechless that day.
Drop that story bro @KingFreeman -
BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »LOL @ Toilet Treasure
nah ?
I get it..u still anna believe ur girl ? chocolate ice cream lol -
I was ? a Cokehead ? once......after doing coke sometimes you ? ........she left the biggest ass ? I've ever seen in my toilet....never ? after I seen that. ..just turned me off
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Yall ? ever seen a used ? floating in the toilet...
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Women take ? ....quit bigging them up like they ain't human or something.
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yellowtapesport wrote: »KingFreeman wrote: »KingFreeman wrote: »I told y'all about the ? that just ? in my toilet and bounced and didn't flush right? A ? was truly speechless that day.
Drop that story bro @KingFreeman
It was a stormy night in 08. Lol. I'm messing with this lil bartender I work with. Already smashed a couple times no issues. Bring her back to the spot after work, we drink, we smoke, we ? . Wake up in the morning. Chill for a little bit but she saying she got somewhere to be. Asks me to call her a cab while she in the bathroom doing makeup or in this case dropping a duece. She do her thing, comes back to the bed to wait for her cab. Now I get up to go wash the sleep out my eyes and ? . Go to take a ? and the toilet was full up with doo doo. I literally put my hands up like wtf. Wanted to say something when I got back in the room but I didn't know how to set that convo off. Or if I even should. My older bro used to do that ? every morning to ? me off before school so I was kinda vexed. Like what do I say to her? Do I laugh about it with her and remind her to flush? Do I wild out on her? Phone rings. Cab outside. Send on. Never spoke to her about it. -
More stories....let's go
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A female I encountered was super fine, and we were getting it on of course with lights off. But to see the fineness, I wanted to see the action in light. Soon as the light go on and I'm going to town standing up, I see her underwear, and after a quick glance( can you imagine if it was a long glance fam?) I see a green "Nike check" like ? streak in it. I can tell it was bad because I had to close one eye while I'm going to town because it was turning me off seeing it in the perfial (to late to spell that word correctly) view.
The sad thing about it is the next time we got it on, after round one I went to the bathroom to do water scumbag lab tests, and when I came back on the ground I seen her ? ? pad. ? had me gone pecan bruh.
I been chilling from dating ever since man. GA women on some other ? .
