i made my ass clap, do y'all think she looking at me different?
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it happened on accident, I had no clue it would happen
My ass ain't no jiggly loose ? either, I got chiseled toned glutes
Anyhow I hopped out the shower and was walking pass my wife when she slapped me on the ass and said "damn baby"
Trying to be funny i did the make it clap stance did the motion and heard the dreaded sound I thought I would never hear, "plap plap"
The night went on as usual, seemed normal, but I haven't heard from her this morning, she usually calls me on her commute to work
I don't know, y'all, did i ? up?
My ass ain't no jiggly loose ? either, I got chiseled toned glutes
Anyhow I hopped out the shower and was walking pass my wife when she slapped me on the ass and said "damn baby"
Trying to be funny i did the make it clap stance did the motion and heard the dreaded sound I thought I would never hear, "plap plap"
The night went on as usual, seemed normal, but I haven't heard from her this morning, she usually calls me on her commute to work
I don't know, y'all, did i ? up?
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this is why girls don't like you bruh.....
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this is why girls don't like you bruh.....
girls? I deal with grown women and they love me -
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This ? fixed his fingers and typed "I made my ass clap"
He really did that ? .
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Edit...fully read the op
I can't condone this ? b -
du, get your brother, man. -
This ? tryna out Allergens, Allergens
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You new ? and this "When all else be a ? " mindset is disgusting.
I'll never do that ? again but since you the ? Oracle answer me this, what is this ? mindset you speak of -
She done already called her mama plottin the exit plan.
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bruh, honestly.......when you offered to pm those guys your stroke.......i thought....... surely he can go no further than that....
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man y'all acting like I'm running around clapping my ass all ? nilly, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
and why the hell is this in donkey, i wanted serious responses to the question I asked -
bruh, honestly.......when you offered to pm those guys your stroke.......i thought....... surely he can go no further than that....
surely......
U never go full ? bruh,...there's an art to this suspect ? -
The ? is wrong wit u man
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bruh, honestly.......when you offered to pm those guys your stroke.......i thought....... surely he can go no further than that....
surely......
so you think it was ok for them to discuss another ? stroke?
Yeah that was very hetero (sarcasm) -
but you don't try to out ? them though....
like why did you try to out ? suspect ? ....how was that a logical strategy? -
but you don't try to out ? them though....
like why did you try to out ? suspect ? ....how was that a logical strategy?
I didn't out ? them, by jokingly using sarcasm i showed them how suspect it was to speak on another ? stroke -
but you don't try to out ? them though....
like why did you try to out ? suspect ? ....how was that a logical strategy?
I didn't out ? them, by jokingly using sarcasm i showed them how suspect it was to speak on another ? stroke