So, this time......I may have actually caught a win at Walmart
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deadeye
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And no, this doesn't involve any IC chicks........or any women who resemble any chicks from the IC.
It all started about a week ago.
I was at the self-checkout line at Walmart getting ready to go home, when I saw one of the thickest chicks I'd ever seen in there in recent memory.
Unlike the incident in which I thought I saw Manda, I pay for my groceries........but, instead of going home and coming back...........I never leave the store.......and proceed to pursue my potential prospect.
Problem is, just as I was about to make my move, one of her former co-workers or something (somebody she hadn't seen in a long time) starts talking to her.
Now, I thought it was just gonna be a simple "hey, how're you doing, how've you been" kind of thing and that would be the end of it.
But no, this dude is talking this poor girl's head off for what seemed to be almost an hour.
How do I know this, you might ask?
Well, I followed them throughout the whole store waiting for dude to finally shut the ? up so I could shoot my shot.
Like I said earlier, I thought it would only be a few minutes but, obviously, it turned out longer than expected.
I wasn't that blatant about it.
Even called myself trying to be subtle by using the "front and follow" technique that McNulty had his kids do with Stringer Bell in the first season of the wire.
Wasn't exactly front and follow since it was just me, but I was basically following them while being in front of them.
Pretty much using my peripheral vision to stay close and track their movements.
Long story short, dude finally leaves her alone and I make my move.
Asked for her name, introduced myself......and I actually told her that I'd been following her around the store for the past 45 minutes waiting for dude to leave her alone so I could talk to her.
Does she call me a creep or stalker?
No, she actually busts out laughing......and I knew right then and there that I was in and that she was waiting for dude to leave her alone too.
So we exchange numbers and I tell her I'll hit her up soon.
A few days go by, and we text each other back and forth..........and she tells me she has a boyfriend.
Told her I couldn't rock with that, thought about it some more........and then told her I needed to think on it some more since her having somebody might work to my benefit if it meant that I could smash and not have to worry about her getting attached to me or anything.
So this is where I'm at right now.
If I choose to go along with this, I could end up being a 47yr old.......baldheaded.......overweight......side ? .
Not sure if that's a win or a loss.
Time will tell I suppose.
The End............for now.
I'll be sure to keep you nignogs posted with any new developments.
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If you don't have a pic I don't give a ?
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Unlike the incident in which I thought I saw Manda, I pay for my groceries........but, instead of going home and coming back...........I never leave the store.......and proceed to pursue my potential prospect.
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this ? said front and follow when he's by himself, hilarious
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#TeamTarget
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I own a stun gun
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#WeKnow
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2 things.
how old is this lady?
you gotta post a pic that resembles her in entirety
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2 things.
how old is this lady?
you gotta post a pic that resembles her in entirety
Not a youngin........but not what I consider old either.
I suspect we're in the same age range.........she's probably a few years younger though. -
At this ?
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? that ?
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After reading this story , I'm convinced that's you in this gif.
He look like a ? that would stalk a girl in a wal-mart -
Pyscho....
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It's ? Conny, get it together.
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Bruh? You know something I will answer your question.
You to old for those games and really it could come back to haunt you. Stay away cause last thing you need is her ? stalking you at Wal-mart.
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Bruh? You know something I will answer your question.
You to old for those games and really it could come back to haunt you. Stay away cause last thing you need is her ? stalking you at Wal-mart.
Same thing I was thinking.
Might have to get my people on it like Snoop and Chris:
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man who she look like tho?