So a skinny mexican pressed Brian Pumper for tryin to turn his Baby's Mama into the next Chippy D…
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blackgod813 wrote: »I seen his ? in the mouth of a girl while she sucks anotha. I seen his in ? while anotha wz in said ? he said it feels good to. B shaft to shaft
This can't be the ? ya'll think is funny
Bra i was not dping a druged out misguided lady..b pumper was.. -
kid_khameleon wrote: »808HiLife808 wrote: »
I don't whats going on here, but this dude might actually be a surrealist comedy genius
He ? head funny. He obviously on something or it's the syphilis. He act like Ezell from Friday and people saying he homeless -which would explain why he ? thots in parking garages, stairwells and cracking eggs on their heads- so it might be the smack he on. -
So I showed my girl this and threatened to ? and egg on me
Her: Did she know this was going to happen was she like first she didn't flinch
Me: idk don't care ? is disgusting
Her: I'ma do this to you but I'ma have the egg at least room temperature, what about a boiled egg or frozen egg so it slides down slow like a slushy
Me: (fills with the instant rage of a thousand fatherless ? at school on bring your dad to school day with 0 father figures)
Her: what if I ride you and ? two eggs on you cod akimbo style
Me listen I'ma ? you straight up, the idea of treating me like some staircases dumpster ? got me ready to do life don't ? play with me that ? ain't funny
Her: I want to record it
Me: so I'ma just dump your ashes in a landfill
I'ma have to craketh the first eggeth this can't happen to me y'all ima just die soul just gonna leave my body and float away
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If you ? his wife he gon get a knife
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Ghostdenithegawd wrote: »So I showed my girl this and threatened to ? and egg on me
Her: Did she know this was going to happen was she like first she didn't flinch
Me: idk don't care ? is disgusting
Her: I'ma do this to you but I'ma have the egg at least room temperature, what about a boiled egg or frozen egg so it slides down slow like a slushy
Me: (fills with the instant rage of a thousand fatherless ? at school on bring your dad to school day with 0 father figures)
Her: what if I ride you and ? two eggs on you cod akimbo style
Me listen I'ma ? you straight up, the idea of treating me like some staircases dumpster ? got me ready to do life don't ? play with me that ? ain't funny
Her: I want to record it
Me: so I'ma just dump your ashes in a landfill
I'ma have to craketh the first eggeth this can't happen to me y'all ima just die soul just gonna leave my body and float away
I feel bad that you took the time to type this out -
blackgod813 wrote: »SuperManuel wrote: »blackgod813 wrote: »
Kegals for the ? i figure u would know that ? u came out of one
kegels are for both genders for males they make the ? stronger. you ? have the sexual IQ of a comicon ? .
^
I have had a weak ? all my life trust me i kno about erections
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Ghostdenithegawd wrote: »So I showed my girl this and threatened to ? and egg on me
Her: Did she know this was going to happen was she like first she didn't flinch
Me: idk don't care ? is disgusting
Her: I'ma do this to you but I'ma have the egg at least room temperature, what about a boiled egg or frozen egg so it slides down slow like a slushy
Me: (fills with the instant rage of a thousand fatherless ? at school on bring your dad to school day with 0 father figures)
Her: what if I ride you and ? two eggs on you cod akimbo style
Me listen I'ma ? you straight up, the idea of treating me like some staircases dumpster ? got me ready to do life don't ? play with me that ? ain't funny
Her: I want to record it
Me: so I'ma just dump your ashes in a landfill
I'ma have to craketh the first eggeth this can't happen to me y'all ima just die soul just gonna leave my body and float away
You could have kept this story to yourself bruh -
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ericb4prez wrote: »If you ? his wife he gon get a knife
He tryna end your rise you better catch flight LMAO -
*Its too late* LMFAO
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Bars
? got him so good they made a word after him [brutal]
But if ur best friend shank u was yall really friends in the first place?
Caesar shouldn't have been Stabbing son's wife with that pork sword, then