So a skinny mexican pressed Brian Pumper for tryin to turn his Baby's Mama into the next Chippy D…

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  • blackgod813
    blackgod813 Members Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Gawd wrote: »
    blackgod813 wrote: »
    I seen his ? in the mouth of a girl while she sucks anotha. I seen his in ? while anotha wz in said ? he said it feels good to. B shaft to shaft

    This can't be the ? ya'll think is funny :s

    Bra i was not dping a druged out misguided lady..b pumper was..
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  • VulcanRaven
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    kid_khameleon wrote: »
    808HiLife808 wrote: »
    tf is this mf on??

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2wAOCvD4K0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZybzUk0ikCM

    I don't whats going on here, but this dude might actually be a surrealist comedy genius

    He ? head funny. He obviously on something or it's the syphilis. He act like Ezell from Friday and people saying he homeless -which would explain why he ? thots in parking garages, stairwells and cracking eggs on their heads- so it might be the smack he on.
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  • Ghostdenithegawd
    Ghostdenithegawd Members Posts: 16,231 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So I showed my girl this and threatened to ? and egg on me

    Her: Did she know this was going to happen was she like first she didn't flinch

    Me: idk don't care ? is disgusting


    Her: I'ma do this to you but I'ma have the egg at least room temperature, what about a boiled egg or frozen egg so it slides down slow like a slushy

    Me: (fills with the instant rage of a thousand fatherless ? at school on bring your dad to school day with 0 father figures)


    Her: what if I ride you and ? two eggs on you cod akimbo style

    Me listen I'ma ? you straight up, the idea of treating me like some staircases dumpster ? got me ready to do life don't ? play with me that ? ain't funny

    Her: I want to record it

    Me: so I'ma just dump your ashes in a landfill

    I'ma have to craketh the first eggeth this can't happen to me y'all ima just die soul just gonna leave my body and float away
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  • ericb4prez
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    If you ? his wife he gon get a knife
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  • PILL_COSBY
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  • G.Avant
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    ericb4prez wrote: »
    If you ? his wife he gon get a knife

    He tryna end your rise you better catch flight LMAO
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  • G.Avant
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    *Its too late* LMFAO
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  • LUClEN
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    Qiv_Owan wrote: »
    LUClEN wrote: »
    goldenja wrote: »
    Anyone who uses sex as a tool for disrespect such as this "man" and is a fool.

    Worked for Caesar... well until his best friend knifed him up

    Bars

    ? got him so good they made a word after him [brutal]

    But if ur best friend shank u was yall really friends in the first place?

    Caesar shouldn't have been Stabbing son's wife with that pork sword, then
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