Ladies, I had my first flawless victory over a woman who clowned me....
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And it was AWESOME!
Long story short, there was this girl I had a crush on in high school that clowned the ? outta me. Turn me down, that's whatever, but this girl had her friends laughing at a ? . "Ain't nobody ? ' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!" I'll never forget it, public ? ' humiliation.
WELLL!!!!....I saw this ? at the bar this weekend. I was with my friend, and I was coming straight from the office, so I was dressed business casual(slacks, oxford, v-neck sweater, and a blazer). Anyways, I see her and she does the "HEEEY! OH MY ? ! HOW ARE YOU?!" Anyways, I tell her what I'm doing now and ? , and we're talking. I'm over it(for the most part), so it was just a 'hey, how are things, let's make small talk while I get my drink" type deal.
So I'm headed back to my table and she asks for my card saying "Yah, we should definitely grab a drink some time."
Now, at this point, she'd already told me "yah, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing, I'm working at best buy." I'm not knocking working at best buy, you can't find a job you can't find a job.....but did this ? think I forgot how she had a room of 30 people laughing at me when I was 15? It's damn near a decade later, but I dont' forget ? ? .
So, I did what any vindictive scorned ? would do, I laughed at her and said, "sweetie, be honest, do you REALLY think we're in the same league?" And walked off.
mean? Yes.
Juvenile? Yes
Uncalled for? Maybe
But ? DAMN did it feel good.
Long story short, there was this girl I had a crush on in high school that clowned the ? outta me. Turn me down, that's whatever, but this girl had her friends laughing at a ? . "Ain't nobody ? ' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!" I'll never forget it, public ? ' humiliation.
WELLL!!!!....I saw this ? at the bar this weekend. I was with my friend, and I was coming straight from the office, so I was dressed business casual(slacks, oxford, v-neck sweater, and a blazer). Anyways, I see her and she does the "HEEEY! OH MY ? ! HOW ARE YOU?!" Anyways, I tell her what I'm doing now and ? , and we're talking. I'm over it(for the most part), so it was just a 'hey, how are things, let's make small talk while I get my drink" type deal.
So I'm headed back to my table and she asks for my card saying "Yah, we should definitely grab a drink some time."
Now, at this point, she'd already told me "yah, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing, I'm working at best buy." I'm not knocking working at best buy, you can't find a job you can't find a job.....but did this ? think I forgot how she had a room of 30 people laughing at me when I was 15? It's damn near a decade later, but I dont' forget ? ? .
So, I did what any vindictive scorned ? would do, I laughed at her and said, "sweetie, be honest, do you REALLY think we're in the same league?" And walked off.
mean? Yes.
Juvenile? Yes
Uncalled for? Maybe
But ? DAMN did it feel good.
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lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.
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And it was AWESOME!
Long story short, there was this girl I had a crush on in high school that clowned the ? outta me. Turn me down, that's whatever, but this girl had her friends laughing at a ? . "Ain't nobody ? ' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!" I'll never forget it, public ? ' humiliation.
WELLL!!!!....I saw this ? at the bar this weekend. I was with my friend, and I was coming straight from the office, so I was dressed business casual(slacks, oxford, v-neck sweater, and a blazer). Anyways, I see her and she does the "HEEEY! OH MY ? ! HOW ARE YOU?!" Anyways, I tell her what I'm doing now and ? , and we're talking. I'm over it(for the most part), so it was just a 'hey, how are things, let's make small talk while I get my drink" type deal.
So I'm headed back to my table and she asks for my card saying "Yah, we should definitely grab a drink some time."
Now, at this point, she'd already told me "yah, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing, I'm working at best buy." I'm not knocking working at best buy, you can't find a job you can't find a job.....but did this ? think I forgot how she had a room of 30 people laughing at me when I was 15? It's damn near a decade later, but I dont' forget ? ? .
So, I did what any vindictive scorned ? would do, I laughed at her and said, "sweetie, be honest, do you REALLY think we're in the same league?" And walked off.
mean? Yes.
Juvenile? Yes
Uncalled for? Maybe
But ? DAMN did it feel good.
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MzGrahamBitches wrote: »lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.
How'd her face look?
Oh man, she had the I eat ass face somethin' serious. I could tell she was embarrassed. -
What goes around comes around...
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BRUH.. THAT WASNT ENOUGH.. U COULDA ? , TAPED IT, AND DID SOME MORE CRUEL ISH!
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Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago
U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........ -
Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago
U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........
Why the ? would I do that? I got ? to lose, bruh. I don't want that ? floatin' around out there. -
smh..coulda SWORN ? said LADIES.
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I hear u and @ the end of the day U won, no doubt bout thatFlawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago
U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........
Why the ? would I do that? I got ? to lose, bruh. I don't want that ? floatin' around out there.
I just would not have called it a flawless victory
Cap all the ? u want to, ain't ? just y'all'sMzGrahamBitches wrote: »smh..coulda SWORN ? said LADIES.
look @ how insecure ? 's took over the IC King thread
U mad?
*SN: Yes I am mad we lost night, deal wit it* -
i think the best victories are seeing those type of people and not even acknowledging them or their situation
i dropped 3Gs once in frys and the cashier was a chick i went to school with... "you dont remember me?" type ?
"nah let me get my TVs and bounce doe"
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I can't stand ya ass
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probably should hit it but whatever...
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Your dealing with emotions only ? feel.
You already lost at life g instead of square dancing in the ? getting that victory lap.
You turned your back to her and switch off what type of faggy ? is that ?
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Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?
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You definitely should've smashed 1st.
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I can't stand ya ass
Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(
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pics?
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Yeah you probably should have hit it
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That line was weak and feminine... Nice try though...
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Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?
I haven't spoken to this girl in like 6 years, fam. I'm not friends with her on facepage none of that. -
Came in here expecting that you smashed...
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MzGrahamBitches wrote: »
Texan suck btw
Coming from a Panther fan? Lemme try to find the ? to give.... -
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stop reading after
Doesnt compute.but this girl had her friends laughing at a ? . "Ain't nobody ? ' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!"
