So school me on the Holy Book of The Quollies....
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coolestkidukno wrote: »No....I havent...damn Ollie got Hymns too? I have much to learn...im lucky to be a part of such a Knowledgeable congregation......
The Hymn books seems to have been destroyed. The blasphemer who committed this terrible act will suffer from eternal benchlessness. -
Lmao...... What have we done????
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mostvigorousone wrote: »The Hymn books seems to have been destroyed. The blasphemer who committed this terrible act will suffer from eternal benchlessness.
A fate worse than death........ -
Luckily, I have recovered a back up copy of one of the sacred hymns through divine telepathy...
Young K.O.llie: "ThankYou" from the album BenchPrint 7
Thank you very much for coming out this evening
Thank you thank you thank you
You're far too kiiiiind
Benchwarming clause!
I signed the dot-ted liiiine!
Thank you thank you thank you
For the Benchwarming clause
You relieved all the pressure
To see time on the floor
Now I'm courtside
Posture up
Warm-ups
Binoculars
Warm butt
Stop it there shouldn't be camera shots of us
Games keep poppin' up
Cheap Seats prop me up
On the bench, I'm just watchin' Westbrook lock 'em up
How would I know TNT would get a shot of us
Sittin' so close that we almost got snot on us
Please don't sit in my presence
How am I a legend?
I just sat for 10 NBA teams maybe now 11
More sits than my bench brethren
That is mo' reason to treat me somehow like I have no suggestions
Kevin knows that I'll stay in my place, watch the game with both eyes if they come near Brace!
Who would've thought by takin' courtside breaks for the winter I'd be fly all summer might I say
Thank you thank you thank you
You're far too kiiiiind
Benchwarming clause!
I signed the dot-ted liiiine!
Thank you thank you thank you
I'll ride the piiiine
Do me a favor
Don't give me no labor
I. will. recliiiiine
O-llie baby!
I'ma really ride
Really ride tonight
I tipped the trainer a hundred dollars
Keep the ice cold alright
I'm the last guy to keep the wide eyes: Coma Like
If I can't sit through the third then I'd much rather die
No no don't play me they'll see how my shooting's stiff
I'm cut but I'm really soft I don't think my shoes fit
For the love of the Thunder I'll make ex-cu-ses
If you put me on the court then we'll prOllie lose this
Beautiful music when it's James who's picked, ehh!
Usual winnin' when we move like this, ehh!
Scotty approaches he's like wait, who's this?
Let me save you some trouble son what size seat you wear?
This way after the shooters put in work as you sit
You can feel fantastic just as you is
We appre-ciate ya during prac-ti-ces
We'll be sure you don't see a basket, Kid!
Thank you thank you thank you
You're far too kiiiiind
Benchwarming clause!
I signed the dot-ted liiiine!
*The underlined is a double entendre*
The last verse was great, but it seems to have been forever lost. Sorry. -
Ya'll got Millz in on this or sumthin? Why don't these threads get shut down?
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bow to royalty wrote: »Ya'll got Millz in on this or sumthin? Why don't these threads get shut down?
Lol Millz is one if the founding fathers... -
mostvigorousone wrote: »Luckily, I have recovered a back up copy of one of the sacred hymns through divine telepathy...
Young K.O.llie: "ThankYou" from the album BenchPrint 7
Thank you very much for coming out this evening
Thank you thank you thank you
You're far too kiiiiind
Benchwarming clause!
I signed the dot-ted liiiine!
Thank you thank you thank you
For the Benchwarming clause
You relieved all the pressure
To see time on the floor
Now I'm courtside
Posture up
Warm-ups
Binoculars
Warm butt
Stop it there shouldn't be camera shots of us
Games keep poppin' up
Cheap Seats prop me up
On the bench, I'm just watchin' Westbrook lock 'em up
How would I know TNT would get a shot of us
Sittin' so close that we almost got snot on us
Please don't sit in my presence
How am I a legend?
I just sat for 10 NBA teams maybe now 11
More sits than my bench brethren
That is mo' reason to treat me somehow like I have no suggestions
Kevin knows that I'll stay in my place, watch the game with both eyes if they come near Brace!
Who would've thought by takin' courtside breaks for the winter I'd be fly all summer might I say
Thank you thank you thank you
You're far too kiiiiind
Benchwarming clause!
I signed the dot-ted liiiine!
Thank you thank you thank you
I'll ride the piiiine
Do me a favor
Don't give me no labor
I. will. recliiiiine
O-llie baby!
I'ma really ride
Really ride tonight
I tipped the trainer a hundred dollars
Keep the ice cold alright
I'm the last guy to keep the wide eyes: Coma Like
If I can't sit through the third then I'd much rather die
No no don't play me they'll see how my shooting's stiff
I'm cut but I'm really soft I don't think my shoes fit
For the love of the Thunder I'll make ex-cu-ses
If you put me on the court then we'll prOllie lose this
Beautiful music when it's James who's picked, ehh!
Usual winnin' when we move like this, ehh!
Scotty approaches he's like wait, who's this?
Let me save you some trouble son what size seat you wear?
This way after the shooters put in work as you sit
You can feel fantastic just as you is
We appre-ciate ya during prac-ti-ces
We'll be sure you don't see a basket, Kid!
Thank you thank you thank you
You're far too kiiiiind
Benchwarming clause!
I signed the dot-ted liiiine!
*The underlined is a double entendre*
The last verse was great, but it seems to have been forever lost. Sorry.
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bow to royalty wrote: »Ya'll got Millz in on this or sumthin? Why don't these threads get shut down?
Because Millz dont want to play for eternity, you to can repent now and be sat. Stop standing around and waiting for other gods to offer a seat.