If you are a male and you used to do cartwheels....
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waterproof won
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such anger... that can only mean that I struck a nerve. ? over there mad 'cause he's living the lie and it's gettin to him. A real hetero dude woulda just shrugged it off as a ? on the net talkin ? and been like "? you ? " and kept it movin... But not you. You went on the attack to defend yourself and your faux sense of hetero-ness. You, sir, are suspect in my book. Every response you make past this makes you look more and more like a closet ? ... at least on the net anyways 'cause ya ass just might be out in the open in real life.
And really, a ? on the net shouldn't even be able to provoke such a response if you had nothing to hide anyways and weren't lying to yourself. See, unlike you, I gives a ? less about what ? like you have to say about me on the net. You're meaningless to me. ? , if you die today, and ? on here threw up a thread about you, I'm simply not giving a ? 'cause you're just so insignificant to me. You're the equivalent of a mud slug in the rainforest; I don't think about you, and could really care less about whether you live or die.
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? i aint readin all that ? , and that's on yo MOMMA hairline and her ? UP WIG GAME., You is a ? !!!! and that's all ? it. You was the only Male that Came in here and Cried like a ? , basically you came in and drop your panties and showed ur ? for the Whole IC to see. You exposeed yourself ass a emotional ? ass ? , and i dont sympthazie for wack hoes and wimpy guys. No matter what you say you is a ? . -
another "confused ass ? that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between '? ' and 'not ? '" thread.
Tomorrow this ? makin a thread like
"If you're a male, and walk down the block you ? ? "
then got text like
"Real ? drive down the block, only suspect ass ? and flat out ? actually WALK... like fo reall ? ? Just one foot in front of the other ? ? ? as ? , just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and ? for walkin..."
LOOK AT THIS ? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE ONLY DUDE ON HERE THAT CRIED, somebody give this ? some mascara . if you have a son some him this post and tell him this is this a sign of a ? . -
b@squ1@t redux wrote: »didnt you already eat your ? last week when you got hungry and ate 4 jars of herring from ikea and then ate the jars and then ate a few lamps from ikea and a few end tables and when there was no furniture left you ate your own ? and immediately regretted it
your mother suck ? for a used Duke perm kit -
lay down shirtless and rub bbq sauce all over your fat gut, keep a rifle next to you, and let the fire ants have their way ?
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waterproof wrote: »LOOK AT THIS ? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE ONLY DUDE ON HERE THAT CRIED, somebody give this ? some mascara . if you have a son some him this post and tell him this is this a sign of a ? .
Your post woulda been funny if I had said anything remotely close to what you claim. So, now not only are you a closet ? , you're an illiterate closet ? . Read it again, or get Twan and 'nem to read it and explain it to you, then come back and at least try to make your comeback witty.
Just give up ? . At least be a man about it like C-LOS G did when we called him on it. We called out his gayness, he was like "yeah, I'm ? , so what?". You over there defending yourself tooth and nail all angry-like and ? which makes anyone with at least a 6th grade reasoning ability to figure that you're ? and ashamed of yourself, so you deny, deny, deny...
... Until you're outed. Then what ? ? You gonna cry? Gonna ? yourself? Go into hiding and make a new screen name hoping that no one finds out who you really are??? Yeah, it'll happen too, and you'll look even sadder than the pic in your avy.
Speaking of your avy, didn't your peoples take that sad ? pic on your birthday a few years ago, as you were reading a card left by your woman that said "Sorry you had to hear about this on your birthday, but I'm leaving you for your cousin Chauncey. We'll be married in Vegas by the time you read this". Was that the moment you were like "? women" and turned to men??? I think it was...
and, you're still a ? . -
Your post woulda been funny if I had said anything remotely close to what you claim. So, now not only are you a closet ? , you're an illiterate closet ? . Read it again, or get Twan and 'nem to read it and explain it to you, then come back and at least try to make your comeback witty.
Just give up ? . At least be a man about it like C-LOS G did when we called him on it. We called out his gayness, he was like "yeah, I'm ? , so what?". You over there defending yourself tooth and nail all angry-like and ? which makes anyone with at least a 6th grade reasoning ability to figure that you're ? and ashamed of yourself, so you deny, deny, deny...
... Until you're outed. Then what ? ? You gonna cry? Gonna ? yourself? Go into hiding and make a new screen name hoping that no one finds out who you really are??? Yeah, it'll happen too, and you'll look even sadder than the pic in your avy.
Speaking of your avy, didn't your peoples take that sad ? pic on your birthday a few years ago, as you were reading a card left by your woman that said "Sorry you had to hear about this on your birthday, but I'm leaving you for your cousin Chauncey. We'll be married in Vegas by the time you read this". Was that the moment you were like "? women" and turned to men??? I think it was...
and, you're still a ? .
^^^^only a whiteboy type ? like this
shut up ? , you can type 3 pages of TITANGRAPHS aint it wont take away your ? ass crying and being a ? , now take your ? ass to the powder room ? .
whiteboy typing final exam essays tryin to defend hi ? ass for cryin like a ? -
another "confused ass ? that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between '? ' and 'not ? '" thread.
Tomorrow this ? makin a thread like
"If you're a male, and walk down the block you ? ? "
then got text like
"Real ? drive down the block, only suspect ass ? and flat out ? actually WALK... like fo reall ? ? Just one foot in front of the other ? ? ? as ? , just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and ? for walkin..."
^^^^diary of a mad ? , the only ? in the whole thread that caught feelings and start crying, you can never take that back. beat it ? sucka. -
waterproof wrote: »^^^^only a whiteboy type ? like this
shut up ? , you can type 3 pages of TITANGRAPHS aint it wont take away your ? ass crying and being a ? , now take your ? ass to the powder room ? .
whiteboy typing final exam essays tryin to defend hi ? ass for cryin like a ?
there's three women on this site that can fully confirm that I'm not white.
all we see is "RAWR RAWR ? RAAAAARW RABBLE RABBLE BABBLE RAAAAWR ? ". In other words, a butthurt ? that ain't got ? else to say except "I'm mad at you so I'mma call you a ? 'cause I ran out of other words to say".
and you're still a ? . -
waterproof wrote: »listen up ? , I know how ? -in-the-bootyhole-downlow ? like you work. Nine time outta ten, y'all the first ? out there got something to say about what is and ain't ? , tryin ta hide yo own ? behind the screen. You was prolly the first ? in line with the girls on the playground to do cartwheels and jump rope and ? . At lunch, you sat at the girls table talkin about the latest episode of My Little Pony or Carebears and prolly even had a ? Cabbage Patch Kid of your own. ? like you ? me, you prolly typed up all yo ? in one window with ? porn goin in another window. You the type of ? that becomes a politician on some "no ? marriage" platform only to get caught with one in the ass and two in the mouth in the bathroom at the ? bar two cities over from where you live.
? , you a livin contradiction. You talk tough on the net and try to reassure everyone that you're hetero by claimin you hollered at hoes, but in reality you soft as the very ? dipped in grease you tried to shove up ya ? last night.
All that caps-lock angry typing you did shows just how much of a clown ass fairy you are. You prolly got Twan and Enrique sittin next you right now talkin bout "oooo, look how I ethered this fool on the net right here... Now Twan, don't be over there hoggin Enrique's ? ? , I'm posta get a turn too!"
? outta here simple ass ? ? ... And take that "Rainbow Bright Loves Me Too" T-shirt off and give it back to ya fat sister.
The ironry of this ? talkin that ? ass ? and his username is KING BLOW, ? suck dicc and hold his breath at the same time passin out and shiit
this ? ass ? wrote the foreword for Titian TITANGRAPHS, when this ? get scared he dont run he start to CARTWHEEL his ass to safety. ? boy i slap the rainbow out of you - when this ? talks his eyelashs be flappin like a hummingbird, this ? keeps weights around his ankles so he wONT fly away. ? ass ? go homes to a hot ass tub full of weenies and relax in that ? ol pamolive hands havin ass ? , him and his father be pourin HOT ? juice out the ? into shot glasses and throwin those ? back.
? outta here ? sucka
Lmfaooooo The Aqua is top 5 dead or alive and its not even debatable -
? i used to do cartwheels..............kiss my ass
then i learned how to flip and ? to impress the hoes
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I don't even know how to do a cartwheel
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I did a cartwheel before since I suck at flips when I was a kid Trying to be a power ranger
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Way too much typing in this thread
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*did aerials off my apartment balcony as a kid post*
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? I was 7 -
yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.
me: "form up a cartwheel!" -
Yo sister used to flip on my ?
The ? nickname in the hood used to be ? olene -
Bruh, u reply to a ? diss twice that's an automatic loss yo
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Bruh, u reply to a ? diss twice that's an automatic loss yo
Is you a ? referee
Blow the whistle ass ? -
yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.
me: "form up a cartwheel!"
the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack ? and u would impersonating that dude lol smh
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^^? pack full of feelings...and ketchup packets
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My bad.
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dalyricalbandit wrote: »yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.
me: "form up a cartwheel!"
the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack ? and u would impersonating that dude lol smh
Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak...LMAO......Damn! bruh couldn't kept that secret in no more, he had to let it out......this is me, this is who I Am!
Damn, LMAO....The Muthafuckin Wonder Twins...Damn bandit, your post is killing me -
Word.
? that tumbling ? .