Annoying things the opposite sex says
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HundredEyes wrote: »Can I have a sip/bite?
This actual makes me irate like bruh I asked you did you want anything and you either said no, or got what you wanted, why you want some of mine? -
"see....Im not being heard"
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Trying to figure out what to eat. This should not be that hard. You know you have to eat everyday why is it so hard to pick one thing?
Babe I'm hungry
Alright what you want?
Idk... you pick.
? I was thinking about some pasta
But I don't want that
ok what about chicken?
I don't want that either
So why in the ? did you ask me to pick!
I don't know...
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Pretty much anything she says outside of "lets ? " or "I wanna suck your ? " is annoying or worthless
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Her:
Me:
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Are you just tryna ? ??? Smh
No
Proceeds to grind on me in bed first time we hang n lets me smash -
Half of every relationship is deciding what you're going to eat. These discussions, are the absolute WOAT.
What we eatin......
I don't know babe, what you on?
You choose....
I chose yesterday....
You choose today too.....
Coo, I'm tryin to grab some pizza.....
Na, I ain't feelin pizza......
Aight, You pick.....
Na babe for real, anything but pizza......
Steak then......
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HundredEyes wrote: »Can I have a sip/bite?
You homies spoiled. My ? just takes what she wants from my plate.
Gotta long 40 years ahead of me -
After smashing a few times the "so what are we?" Line
if you don't know this before you let him hit, then you ? yourself over (pun intended lol)
i never get women that do that "maybe if i sleep with him he'll wanna cuff me" game. like if a man wants you exclusively he's gonna be sure to be clear about it so as to take you off the market. if he's being evasive or not mentioning ? about a future with you, it's cuz he doesn't see one
number one thing I hate that men say:
guy: so can i have your number
girl: i'm sorry, i have a man
guy: so, you can't have friends?
no i can't have friends ? . men always hit you with this line, but the same ones complaining about "these hoes ain't loyal"
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After smashing a few times the "so what are we?" Line
if you don't know this before you let him hit, then you ? yourself over (pun intended lol)
i never get women that do that "maybe if i sleep with him he'll wanna cuff me" game. like if a man wants you exclusively he's gonna be sure to be clear about it so as to take you off the market. if he's being evasive or not mentioning ? about a future with you, it's cuz he doesn't see one
number one thing I hate that men say:
guy: so can i have your number
girl: i'm sorry, i have a man
guy: so, you can't have friends?
no i can't have friends ? . men always hit you with this line, but the same ones complaining about "these hoes ain't loyal"
Why can't you have friends? I like kickin' it with ? . See? That's the ? right there: women think their vaginas are so precious that a man can't possibly be around them without wanting to get in it...smh....
...but seriously tho you tryin' to chill? Let's chat in my private s messages.... -
Sandinista wrote: »After smashing a few times the "so what are we?" Line
if you don't know this before you let him hit, then you ? yourself over (pun intended lol)
i never get women that do that "maybe if i sleep with him he'll wanna cuff me" game. like if a man wants you exclusively he's gonna be sure to be clear about it so as to take you off the market. if he's being evasive or not mentioning ? about a future with you, it's cuz he doesn't see one
number one thing I hate that men say:
guy: so can i have your number
girl: i'm sorry, i have a man
guy: so, you can't have friends?
no i can't have friends ? . men always hit you with this line, but the same ones complaining about "these hoes ain't loyal"
Why can't you have friends? I like kickin' it with ? . See? That's the ? right there: women think their vaginas are so precious that a man can't possibly be around them without wanting to get in it...smh....
...but seriously tho you tryin' to chill? Let's chat in my private s messages....
I can't be around women without trying to get in it. Even fat ones. -
.....we...!!!
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After smashing a few times the "so what are we?" Line
if you don't know this before you let him hit, then you ? yourself over (pun intended lol)
i never get women that do that "maybe if i sleep with him he'll wanna cuff me" game. like if a man wants you exclusively he's gonna be sure to be clear about it so as to take you off the market. if he's being evasive or not mentioning ? about a future with you, it's cuz he doesn't see one
number one thing I hate that men say:
guy: so can i have your number
girl: i'm sorry, i have a man
guy: so, you can't have friends?
no i can't have friends ? . men always hit you with this line, but the same ones complaining about "these hoes ain't loyal"
Thats some real ? .
Chicks always say "I don't cheat" though, even if their attracted to you....sometimes thats the only way to say that your still interested with disrespecting her relationship all the way.... -
That "you can't gave friends" line is the same as the "where my hug at" line
? pathetic -
Hello.
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"I don't usually do this"
LIES.... -
So i been going raw in this broad from my gym...? city...shes prolly gona be my next gf...but the day after i smashed this ? kept sayn
"My tummy hurts" for like 6 days straight like she was tryna get a reaction out of me...she would text me wyd?? N id ask her the same n she would go to the "tummy hurts" line...she got the BC implant so i felt relieved but damn that ? gona make me cheat on her for being fuckn annoying
"he wasn't on my level."
"i can't stand her (insert 20 minutes of gossip and talking bad about someone......)" -
^? take some tums
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Will Munny wrote: »Sandinista wrote: »After smashing a few times the "so what are we?" Line
if you don't know this before you let him hit, then you ? yourself over (pun intended lol)
i never get women that do that "maybe if i sleep with him he'll wanna cuff me" game. like if a man wants you exclusively he's gonna be sure to be clear about it so as to take you off the market. if he's being evasive or not mentioning ? about a future with you, it's cuz he doesn't see one
number one thing I hate that men say:
guy: so can i have your number
girl: i'm sorry, i have a man
guy: so, you can't have friends?
no i can't have friends ? . men always hit you with this line, but the same ones complaining about "these hoes ain't loyal"
Why can't you have friends? I like kickin' it with ? . See? That's the ? right there: women think their vaginas are so precious that a man can't possibly be around them without wanting to get in it...smh....
...but seriously tho you tryin' to chill? Let's chat in my private s messages....
I can't be around women without trying to get in it. Even fat ones.
was gonna cosign till I saw the fat ? line. Gave you a lol instead -
So i been going raw in this broad from my gym...? city...shes prolly gona be my next gf...but the day after i smashed this ? kept sayn
"My tummy hurts" for like 6 days straight like she was tryna get a reaction out of me...she would text me wyd?? N id ask her the same n she would go to the "tummy hurts" line...she got the BC implant so i felt relieved but damn that ? gona make me cheat on her for being fuckn annoying
I was told they can really feel that ? in their stomach
That tummy hurts ? is code for "im ? , do it again" -
"I don't usually do this"
LIES....
? ! Literally ever female i smashed on the 1st date lol -
I just got head 2 days ago