..."First Time" stories.
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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »
I've really never had a man, first kiss or sex. I'm dead ass serious. All I know is porn.
Well me and you gotta work on putting an entry in here baebae... -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »How so?
Bc you had sex with a minor.
Ummm you sure you read that right?
Ok I read it wrong lmao but he still disgusts me. -
ChillaDaKilla wrote: »
I look at it as a blessing. -
1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh
That's ? ....
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »How so?
Bc you had sex with a minor.
Ummm you sure you read that right?
Ok I read it wrong lmao but he still disgusts me.
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1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh
That's ? ....
Lol @ quotin the wrong part. The 'she was asleep and i took it' was the giveaway and homeboy def ? that chick lol -
1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh
That's ? ....
Lol @ quotin the wrong part. The 'she was asleep and i took it' was the giveaway and homeboy def ? that chick lol
I shouldve quoted sentences 5 & 6 lol. -
1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh
That's ? ....
Lol @ quotin the wrong part. The 'she was asleep and i took it' was the giveaway and homeboy def ? that chick lol
But then again, if she woke up, then went back to sleep, wouldn't that be considered as ether?
Obviously in her eyes, the brotha wasn't doin nothin that would keep her up. Lol -
ChillaDaKilla wrote: »First time ever had sex on the couch....I was 14 she was 15. I lasted 2 mins. Craziest thing was I remember the NJ Nets were playing on TNT. ....wild ?
Did they win? Nah it's the nets I know they didn't -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh
That's ? ....
Lol @ quotin the wrong part. The 'she was asleep and i took it' was the giveaway and homeboy def ? that chick lol
But then again, if she woke up, then went back to sleep, wouldn't that be considered as ether?
Obviously in her eyes, the brotha wasn't doin nothin that would keep her up. Lol
This ? guy -
@Jokerking he not wrong bruh lol
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@Jokerking he not wrong bruh lol
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ChillaDaKilla wrote: »First time ever had sex on the couch....I was 14 she was 15. I lasted 2 mins. Craziest thing was I remember the NJ Nets were playing on TNT. ....wild ?
Did they win? Nah it's the nets I know they didn't
This was the Jason Kidd, Kenyon Martin Nets they had a pretty decent squad back then -
Told this story on here. I was 17 and she was 16. Smashes inside of the McDonalds bathroom where we both worked at Comerica Park during a Deteoit Tigers Game. Still remember that I had on a navy blue Enyce jogging fit (2002) and some Nike Air Flightposite 3. She was a chocolate lil fine thang. Smashed raw and left with McDonalds apple pies.
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But Shawdy had some rough ass hands.
She tryna jack me off dry and she damn near startin a Fire .
I'm twitchin and ? and she thinkin i like it but i was in pain brah .
So, i just tell her to stop and i pull out them tiddies and spend a minute on them MFs . Lol
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Think i was 14. Summer before highschool. This girl who had lived down the street was all over me through 8th grade. I never made her my gf cuz she was the 8th grade ? and i was all self conscious about being "that guy" that dated the ? in school. Stupid stuff. Anyhow, when we werent in front of people i would always be playing with her ? and stuff like that, she never let me hit because she only did that with boyfriends apparently. Well she ended up getting into some trouble and her dad was sending her down to new mexico to live with her mom. Last couple days in town she called me to hang out. Went to her place, went downstairs to her room and proceeded to give her the best 60 seconds of her life, her words not mine. Her big brothers were upstairs watching TV too and i knew one of them hated me so we were all trying to be quiet and stuff. Then i got it up again and proceeded to give her the 2nd best 30 minutes of her life. Again, her words not mine.
Told my friends about it, they were all like "DUDE SHE HAS AIDS!!!" had me freaking the ? out, but it was just stupid ass school rumors. Then she moved away and we never spoke again. She had a nice ass body, C cup ? at 14. Face wasnt great though. Wore lots and lots of make up too. -
She sounds like a poster here Lou
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1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh
Damn, AHH don't do Background checks or nothing brah smh -
props to @JonnyRoccIT for dropping actual details.. some of these stories lacking.
how the ? @Skuurrt_Angle not giving us more than "me 16, she 24" or whatever the ? . how did that happen? and what happened? etc. -
props to @JonnyRoccIT for dropping actual details.. some of these stories lacking.
how the ? @Skuurrt_Angle not giving us more than "me 16, she 24" or whatever the ? . how did that happen? and what happened? etc.
That was the whole point of it...to show the Comedy or the "GOATness" of the moment . -
Skuurrt_Angle wrote: »How so?
Bc you had sex with a minor.
What...she was 24, consent in SC is 16. I was so excited i was pullin of porn moves. Stood up filpped her upside down and ate the ? . Then spinned her right side up and hit it standing up. -
It was pretty mundane, honestly... Or I guess you could call it a self ether.
Shorty was this petite, Latina Broad with a nice little figure, cute girl. Anyway, we both Freshmen in college and she was one of the best looking women in the class. I could tell through conversation she was feelin a g.
We had made out a few times and it was pretty dope, so I'm thinking sex is about to be bomb. So weeks later we in her dorm room about to get it in.
Little did I know, I was about to receive one of the worst hand jobs / head sessions ever given.
Nothing but pain man - teeth, friction ... Im thinking this can't be what ? always raving about, man. If so, they can have that ? . SMH
Real talk ... After that foreplay, I was pretty much over it. The sex was the definition of uneventful... Some strokes here, some strokes there... Not much excitement from either side.
After about 15 minutes we kind of awkwardly transitioned out of it.
Bruh... Neither of us came ...
Can you even call that sex?
? , that wasn't my first time... That was my first "Attempt" from the Filed.
? around and shot an Airball. SMH
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It was pretty mundane, honestly... Or I guess you could call it a self ether.
Shorty was this petite, Latina Broad with a nice little figure, cute girl. Anyway, we both Freshmen in college and she was one of the best looking women in the class. I could tell through conversation she was feelin a g.
We had made out a few times and it was pretty dope, so I'm thinking sex is about to be bomb. So weeks later we in her dorm room about to get it in.
Little did I know, I was about to receive one of the worst hand jobs / head sessions ever given.
Nothing but pain man - teeth, friction ... Im thinking this can't be what ? always raving about, man. If so, they can have that ? . SMH
Real talk ... After that foreplay, I was pretty much over it. The sex was the definition of uneventful... Some strokes here, some strokes there... Not much excitement from either side.
After about 15 minutes we kind of awkwardly transitioned out of it.
Bruh... Neither of us came ...
Can you even call that sex?
? , that wasn't my first time... That was my first "Attempt" from the Filed.
? around and shot an Airball. SMH
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Yo Bart..why u hating b?
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First time I was in 8th grade had this lil hot joint that was already ? high school ? . ? told me one of them ? ? her in the ass and she loved it so I told her wear a skirt the next day and meet me in the 'new wing' stairs that nobody used. Missed the ass but slid right in a wet ? . No rubber.
Fast strokes for like 45 seconds but I was scared somebody was gon come down the stairs lol